第三章 把你妈妈嫁给我爸爸

一种水友纷纷评论。

tiantianjiansuoyourendouzaizhushiziji,xiayishijiangmujianzangzaishenhou,dizhetoushuqilemayi,genbenbugankanlaoshihejiazhang。

“tiantian,nigenlaoshishuodaodishizenmehuishi,weishenmedajiadoushuoshinigandeni?”

程晨轻声问道。

tiantianjinzhangdexiaoshouluanzhua:“laoshi,woyemeixiangdaozheikedashuzheimebujinkan,yixiatajiudaole……”

“什么?”

众人震惊无比。

zheimeshuo,liaotiantianchengrenzheishishitagandele?

不可能!

绝对不可能!

jiusuanyouzhongduoxiaopengyouzuozheng,zaijiashangliaotiantiandekougong,kezhongduolaoshihejiazhangyiranbuxiangxin。

kezheishiyoutoulouzheguguai,tamenzongjuedezheilimianyouwenti。

zheixiehaizibuxiangshizaisahuang,liaotiantianyeguaiguaichengrenle,kuangqiegangcaiqueshizhiyouhaizimenzaidashufujinwan。

zhongrenzaicimianmianxiangqu,buzhidaoshifougaixuanzexiangxinhaizimendehua。

chengchenzhibojiandeshuiyouquechaoleqilai。

“这孩子牛啊!”

“nibuhuizhenxiangxinhaizishuodehuaba?”

“mujiankanduandashu,nizenmebushuozijiyidaopihangmua?”

“zenmehaibukanjiankonga?”

“youshishihoujiankongkendingbuhaoshi!”

jiuzaizhongrensisuozhishi,yizhichakanxianchangdelaoshixiangzhongrenshuodao:“meikandaorenhejudashudehenji,dishanglianmuxiedoumeiyou!”

“qileguaile,tanenghaoduanduanjiuzijiduanle?”

“youeryuanlibushiyoujiankongme,kankanjiankongbujiuzhidaoleme!”

“nimenzenmebukanjiankong?”

mianduijiazhangdezhize,laoshimenzhongyudoubuzhule,manliankuijiudeshuodao:“zheiliangtianyoueryuanjubanhuodong,womenjiuchenzherenduodeshihoushenqingjianxiule,jintianjiankong……jiankongzhengzaijianxiu,suoyibuhaoshi……”

“dangran,guolejintianjiankongkendinghaoshi!lingwai,dajiayebiezaizheishishangjiujiele,fanzhengbushirenweide,yemeibiyaobaojing,dajiajixuhuodongba!”

zaiyizhonglaoshideanfuzhixia,jiazhangmendesaoluanyubuancaizhujiananfuxialai。

youeryuananpairenzhaorenzhaochebadashulazou,bingqieduixianchangjinxingleqingli。

zailingdaokanlai,jiranmeirenshoushang,neijiumeibiyaozaizheijianshishangjixujiujiele,yizhijiuchanxiaqu,duiyoueryuanyingxiangbuhao。

erlaoshihejiazhangchencijihui,zaiciduihaizimenjinxingpanwen。

jingguoyifanyanzhengzhihou,tamenjuedehaizimenbingbuxiangshizaisahuang,huoxudashudedaoxia,zhendeshiliaotiantiangande。

ketamenyiranbuganxiangxin,yigewusuidexiaonvhaikanduanlejirenheweibaobuzhudedashu。

chengchenweilezhibojiandeguanzhong,bingbudasuanqingyifangqi。

talaidaotiantianshenbian,dunzaitashenpangshuodao:“tiantian,keyibanidemujianjilaoshikankanme?”

liaotiantiandadafangfangdejiangmujianjiaojilechengchen。

chengchennazaishouzhongzixiduanxiangqilai。

zheigemujianjiuhaoxiangwanjuyiyang,bingmeiyoushenmefenliang,danquetoulouzhegupodeqishi,shangmiandiaokezhefanfudehuawen,yebuzhidaozihaishitu。

chengchennazaishouzhongduizheyuanchupikanjici,kequemeiyourenhefanying,sizhouyijiuruci。

xiangyongyigemujiankanduandashu,genbenshichirenshuomeng!

zhibojiandeshuiyoukandaomujian,zaicizhengchaoqilai。

“zheibajiankanzhebuxunchanga!”

“nibuhuizhendexiangxinzheibamujiannengkanduandashuba?”

“jiusuanneng,yedeshigechengnianrenba,tahaishigehaizia!”

……

kanlebantianyemeikanchushenmewenti,chengchenbamujianhuanjileliaotiantian。

“tiantian,laoshixiangxinnishuode!”

dajiadouzhidaohaizimenmeisahuang,danyebuxiangxindashushitiantianyongmujiankandaode。

yinggaizhishiyigeqiaoheeryi。

dashubuzhishengzhangzaiciduoshaonian,nianshenrijiuzishenfushi,huozheyourentoutoukanduan,danmeidaoxia,zheicitiantianxianbaimujian,qiaqiaodashudaoxia,suoyihaizimencairenweishitiantiankanduanledashu。

dashudeturandaoxia,bingmeiyouduiyoueryuanzaochenggengdayingxiang,shizhuangxiujixujuban,zhongduojiazhangyedoujiangmuguangtouxiangkantai,meirenzaizaiyidashudeshiqing。

zouxiukaishi,kantaishang,zailaoshideanpaixia,meigebanjidehaizilunliushangtaijinxingzhanshi。

meigehaizizhinengshangyicikantai,erhouyoujiazhanghelaoshizuchengdepingweijitamenjinxingdafen。

taishangtaixiayipianhuanhuqueyue,xianchangqifenyichangdehao。

erhaimeilundaodeliaotiantian,cishizhengzuozaitaixiadexiaoyizishang,sisizhuazhemujian。

tawanquanmeixinsikanshenmezouxiu,ganggangdeshiqingyiranyingraozaitanaohaizhong。

tashifenqueding,dashujiushitakanduande,yinweidangshitakandaoleyidaohaosinengpikaiwanwudedongxi。

suiranbuzhidaoneishishenme,danhenlihaijiushile。

suoyicishitiantianshifenquexin,zheigemujianjiushiwangshangshuodezhibao,tazheimezhuazhe,jiushipayourendianji。

zouxiudeshihou,haizimenmeiyoudarenguan,dajiadouweilongdaoleliaotiantianshenpang。

xiaohaigendarenxiangfabutong,tamenqinyankandaoliaotiantianyijianduandashu,suoyixianzaishifenxiangxinjiushiliaotiantiangande。

buguanjialidarenzenmegentamenshuo,tamenyiranjianxinshizuoyongzhejiushiliaotiantian。

zhongrenweilongzailiaotiantianshenpang,yigegeluchuyifuxiangmudemuguang。

liaotiantianxianzaiyaoduodeyiyouduodeyi,kaixindeshuodao:“nimenshuo,shibushiwozuilihai!”

“dui!tiantianzuilihai!”

“xuzimo,nijiwodaoqian!”

tiantianduicos‘sunwukong’dehaizishuodao。

dangshijiushutachaoxiaozijichaoxiaodezuikaixin,tiantiancishiziranbuhuiqingyiraoguota。

“duibuqitiantian,wobugaishuoni!”

徐子墨当即道歉。

“neinishuo,shinibabalihaihaishiwobabalihai?”liaotiantianzhuiwen。

“nibabalihai!”xuzimoshuodao。

“tiantian,womennengkankannidejianme?”

孩子们纷纷询问。

“不给看!”

“哦……”

haizimenyouxieshiwang,erhouwendao:“zheishinibabademujian?”

“当然了!”

tiantianyebuzhidaomujiandejutilaitou,dankendingshitababademeicuole。

“keyijiwonongyibame?wokeyijiniqian!”

“worangwobajiniqian,jiwoyezuoyiba!”

孩子们纷纷说道。

“nimenyaoxiangyao,jiurangnimenbabazijizuo,wobabahenmangde!”

shuodaozheili,tiantianhuranxiangdaoleshenme,xiaozheshuodao:“dangran,yaoshinimenyuanyirangmamajiajiwobaba,neiwojiurangwobabajinimenzuo!”

“nibuhuipapianwoba?”

yougehaizixingfenyichangdexunwen,xianranshidasuanbazijiniangmaile。