jianxidingzhediannaopingmushangganggangjieshudeyouxijiesuanjiemian，“shengli”lianggedazijinguangshanshan，dantayidianyegaoxingbuqilai。
mvp（zuiyoujiazhiwanjia）debiaozhiherandingzaiyigejiqisaobaodeidpangbian——【shuzaidemamaaini】。
ertaziji，idshijianjieliluode【jianx】，pingfenqujudier。
zheiyijingshitajinwandiwubapaiweisaipipeidaozheiwei【shuzaidemamaaini】le。lipudebushiid，ershizheirendecaozuo。
强得离谱。
zouwei**，yupanjingzhun，yishichaoqian，jianzhixiangshizhiyexuanshouhunjinleyutangju。danpianpian，zheirendedaziliaotianfenggeyoujiqi……nanyixingrong。
shangyiba，duiyoushiwudaozhituanmie，zheirendaleyiju：“aiyaya，meiguanxinibaobao，xiacijiayoue~”peizheyigexitongzidaidekeaibiaoqing。
jianxidangshichadianbajianpanjikouxialai。
zheiyiba，guanjianshike，【shuzaidemamaaini】tianxiucaozuo，yidasanfanshachenggong，diandingshengju。duiyoufenfenzaipindaolikou“666”、“dalaoniupi！”
neiweidalaochenmolejimiao，dachuyixingzi：“xixi，doushiwojiashuzaijiwodeyongqiya~”
简晞：“……”
tarenbuzhudiankaizheirendeziliaoka，zhanjiyipianhuihuang，changyongyingxiongquanshishuchuhexin，dafajijinxiongmeng。zheiqiangliedefanchaganrangtaweiliyizhenchouchu。tayanzhonghuaiyipingmuhoumianshigekoujiaodahan，huozheshinagepingtaigaoxingweiyishudezhubo。
zhengyaotuichuyouxi，yitiaohaoyoushenqingdanlechulai。【shuzaidemamaaini】qingqiutianjianinweihaoyou。yanzhengxinxi：**jie~dayouxima？wofuzhuniya(づ￣³￣)づ
jianxiwozheshubiaodeshouzhidunledun。tashigeyuanhuashi，zuijinxiangmujin，yalida，caichoukongdadayouxifangsong，shizaibuxianggenzheizhongyisijingshenfenliedewanjiayouguoduoqianche。
dan……zheirendejishushizhendehao。haodaorangtazheigechangniandanpaishangfen，xinfengkaozijicaishiwangdaoderen，douchanshengleyisidongyao。
nengtangying，sheixiangpinmingc？
shouzhiyipian，tadianle“tongyi”。
jihushitongshi，zuduiyaoqingjiufaleguolai。
jianxijinleduiwu，haimeikaikou，erjilijiuchuanlaiyigeqinglengganjing，shenzhidaizhedianyonglancixingdenianqingnansheng：“kaima？”
shengyinshihaotingdaonengrangrenerduohuaiyundeneizhongjibie。
简晞愣住了。
zheishengyin……genneige“xixi”、“baobao”、“ya~”deliaotianfengge，jianzhishinanjihechidaodequbie！erqie，zheishengyinmomingyoudianershu，haoxiangzainalitingguo。
“ni……kaibianshengqile？”jianxixiayishidiwen，tadeshengyintouguomaikefengchuanguoqu，shipianqinglengdeshaonvyin，daizhemingxiandehuaiyi。
neibiansihuqingxiaoleyixia，qixipenzaimaikefengshang，dailaixiweidedianliuzayin，naoderenxinliyangyangde。“mei。gangcaishipengyouzaiwan。”
liyoubiejiaoderangjianxixiangliketuichuduiwu。
danguishishenchadi，tashuoleju：“xing，kaiba。wowanshuchu。”
“hao，wofuzhuni。”nanshengcongshanruliu，yuqipingdanziran，fangfogangcaineigeyongkeaibiaoqingbaohongzhaderenbushitayiyang。
youxikaishi。jianxixuanleshanzhangdesheshouyingxiong，neiweishengyinhaotingdedalaoguoranxuanlegefuzhujiaose，genzaitashenbian。
budebushuo，zheirendefuzhuhetadeshuchuyiyang，qiangdelingrenfazhi。shiyebukongdedishuibulou，ziyuanjisuanjingzhundaogeweishu，meiyicibaohudouqiadaohaochu，jianxidadeqiansuoweiyoudeshufu，jihubuxuyaosikao，zhiyongfengkuangshuchujiuxing。
tashenzhiyouzhongcuojue，zijibushizhaolegeyouxidazi，ershizhaolegeliangshendingzhidewaigua。
lianxusanba，nianyashishengli。
zhongjianjihulingjiaoliu，zhiyoubiyaodeyouxixinhaohejianxiouerdezhihui。neiweidalaochenmodexianggemodeganqingdefuzhujiqi。
zhidaodisibakaishiqian，jianxifangzaizhuobiandeshoujituranfengkuangzhendongqilai，shitadeguimijiantongshixiaolindalaidedianhua。tasuishouanlemianti。
“xixi！！aaaa！kuaikanweiboresou！baole！！”xiaolindeshengyinjidongdekuaiyaochuantouwuding。
“wozaidayouxi，shenmeresou？”jianxiyanjingmeilikaipingmu，shouzhicaozuozheyingxiongmaizhuangbei。
“jiangshua！！dingliujiangshu！！tajuranhuidayouxi！haibeibachuxiaohaole！wodetianna！resoudiyi‘jiangshuyouxiid’！dier‘jiangshujishuliu’！kuaiqukan！”
jiangshu？neigeyigaolengjunmei、yanjichuzhongzhucheng，changnianbazhanyulequantoutiao，fensizhandoulihaochengneiyudiyidedingliunanmingxing？
jianxiduiyulequanbutaiganmao，danjiangshudemingzihaishiruleiguanerde，zhuyaoshineizhanglianqueshihaokan，tagongsilihaoduonvtongshidoushitadesizhongfen。
tamanbujingxindidiankaiweiboresoubang。
guoran，qianshiyousantiaodoudaizhejiangshudedaming。
dianjindiyitiao“jiangshuyouxiid”，remenweiboshiyigeyingxiaohaofadejiugonggezhangtu，fenxileruhetongguoyixiliezhusimaji（baokuotazaonianmohudecaifang、xingchengjianxibeipaidaodeshoujijiemian、mougezhiyexuanshouguanzhuliebiaolideshenmizhanghaodeng），zuizhongsuodingleyigeyisishijiangshuyouxixiaohaodeid。
neigebeiquanchulaideid，fangdajiacudehongzi，heranshi——
【shuzaidemamaaini】。
jianxidemuguangsisidingzhuneiqigezi，youmengditaitoukanxiangdiannaopingmushang，tayouxiduiyouneigeyimoyiyangdeid。
naozili“weng”deyisheng。
taganjuezijidexueyesihuningguleyimiao，ranhoufengkuangdiyongxiangdanao。
erbian，guimihaizaixingfendijijizhazha：“tingshuotajishuchaojihao！pingshilidegaolengrenshe，meixiangdaoyouxiidzheime……zheimeyoutongxin！hahaha！fensidoufengle！aixixi？nizaitingma？nizenmebushuohua？”
youxili，neigeiddezhurensihudengdeyoudianjiu，qinglenghaotingdenanshengtouguoerjichuanlai，daizheyisibuyichajuedexunwen：“zenmele？”
jianxishenxiyikouqi，nulirangzijideshengyintingqilaipingjingwubo，shenzhidaizhediankeyidesuiyi。
taduizhemaikefeng，huanhuandi，yiziyidundiwendao：
“喂，江述？”
erjineitou，shunjianxianruyipiansiji。
连呼吸声都消失了。