苍云剑宗。
外门宿舍。
“qinaidecangyaoxiaoshimei，jianzirumian，nineikeaieryoumirenderongyan，rangworisiyexiang，nanyiwanghuai。”
“woxiang，zheihuoxujiushichuanshuozhongdeyijianzhongqingba？”
“napamingbaiyiwomenzhijiandeshenfen，bingwurenhekeneng，danwoyijiurenbuzhuneixindeneifensinian，zaixiangnidemeiyigeyewan，xiexiazheifensilianzhiqing。”
“qingbubihuiyingwodesinian，yebubiyinweiwodeganqingergandaokunrao，jiudangwozhishiyigechixinwangxiangdekuangwangzhibeibale，bubijiyulihui。”
shuzhuoqian，baihuaichenshounamaobi，jingjingxiexiayifengchongmanshenqingdeshuxin。
tazizizhenzhuo，quebaomeiyourenhewentiyihou，caimanyiwubidezhuangjinxinfeng。
随后，
baihuaichenjiangxinfengzhedie，bangzaizhuanmenyongyusongxindelinggejiaoshangjiangqifangfei。
“xuenan，nijuedewozheifengqingshuxiedezayang？”
fangfeilinggeyihou，baihuaichenniutouwangzhebuyuanchutangzaizijichuangshangdexuenan，mandaixiaorongdekaikouxunwen。
zuoweicangyunjianzongdewaimendizi，tamenkemeiyouyirenyisudegaoguidaiyu。
meigesushedoushiyouliangweiwaimendizigongjuyishi，yicijianqingwaimendiziguoduodailaidezhusuyali。
xuenan，zhengshiyubaihuaichentongyisushedewaimendizi。
“我觉得很刑！”
“mingtianxingfatangguolaiyarendeshihou，qianwanbuyaobaxuezhanzaiwoshenshang！”
mianduibaihuaichendexunwen，xuenanrenbuzhufanleyigebaiyan，duiqilaihamaxiangchitianeroudexingweibiaoshichixiao。
苍瑶是谁？
neikeshicangyunjianzongzuikeai、zuilingdongdexiaoshimeia！
dangran，cangyaozuichumingdebujinjinshikeaiyulingdongyuyishendeqizhiyurongmao。
gengzhongyaodeshi，cangyaoshicangyunjianzongzongzhucangyunfengdenver！
huozhenjiashidezongzhuzhinv！
baihuaichenyigelianlinggendoumeiyoudewaimendizi，jurangandacangyaodezhuyi，zheiyijingbushichixinwangxiang，ershifengle！
zaixuenanyanli，baihuaichenlisiyijingbuyuanle。
tazhixiwangbaihuaichensideshihou，buhuibojidaotongweishiyoudeta！
“bububu，xuenanshiyou，nizheizhongxiangfataiguojiduanle。”
“renrendouyouzhuiqiuaiqingdequanli，zongzhuxinhuaiguangkuo，zenmekenengyinweizheizhongshiqingerjijiaoni？”
mianduixuenandeyouyilakaijuli，baihuaichenlianshangfuxianyisixiaorong，manlianpingdandeduiqijinxingjieshi。
xuenanwenyanrenbuzhufanleyigebaiyan:“shishishi，niyouzhuiqiuaiqingdequanli，zongzhuyehuixinhuaiguangkuo。”
“zhishia，xiwangwushuxiangzhuiqiucangyaodeneimenshixiongmen，huidarenyoudaliang，yuanliangnizheizhilaihama。”
薛楠无力吐槽。
tamenzhishixiuxian，bushiwuyuwuqiudexianren！
zongzhuhuibuhuidadu，xuenanbuzhidao。
danbaihuaichendexingweiruguobeineixieneimendizichajue，kendingbuhuizuoshibuguan！
suibianyigepiqidadiandeneimenshixiong，douzuyirangzhenggewaimenweizhizhandou。
waimen，neimen，suiranzhiyouyiqiangzhige，danshenfenyudaiyushitianchadibie。
waimen，doushiyixiemeiyoulinggendeputongren，xinlihuaizhebuganyuxiwang，ziyuanliuxialaichengweilaoyi，zhixiwangyouxiuxingdejihui。
neimen，doushiyixietianshengyongyoulinggen，zaoyibeizongmenshouweizhengshidizidecunzai，shizhenzhengdexiuxingzhe。
shuonantingyidian，waimendizizaineimenyanli，jiushiyiqunganzanghuoleihuodenupueryi。
huoxuyinweirenlaorenyuan，ganguoshinianbanian，huiyouxingdedaozongmendejiajiang，huodeyimenzuijichudelianqifamen。
zhei，yesuanzongmendegewaikaien！
jiuzheiyangyigewaimendizi，juranchixinwangxiangdazongzhuzhinvcangyaodezhuyi！
xuenanzhinengshuo:sideshihouqianwanbierangtabangmangshoushi，tahainianqing，haoburongyiganlesannian，youhendadejihuihuodelianqifamen，buxiangbeiqianlianjinqu。
“癞蛤蟆吗？”
“ng……zheijuhuafeichangxingxiang。”
“erqie……neixieneimenshixiongqueshishigezuai。”
tingdaoxuenandehua，baihuaichenxianruchensizhizhong。
youguanzheigewenti，tacengjingdongbizhiqian，yeshensishulvguo。
dan，muqianeryan，cangyaoshizuishihederenxuan！
baihuaichenbingbushizheigeshijiederen，ershiyiweichuanyuezhe。
zuoweichuanyuezhefuli，tazidaiyige『shenqingxiuxian』xitong。
jiandanlaishuo，tazhiyaonenggoubaochizijide『shenqing』renshe，jiunenghuodexiuwei。
duici，baihuaichenxianglehenjiu。
suowei『shenqing』，ziranshidanxiangsizuiweilixiang。
zhiyaoduifangshitayongyuandouzhuibudaodecunzai，tabiannengxinanlidedequweichisuoweide『shenqing』renshe。
fouze，yidanxuanzeyiweikenengdayingtadeshaonv，daoshihouqibushihenganga？
tashidayingduifanghaishijujue？
dayingdehua，jiuyaoburuhunyindefenmu，congcibeidiaosizaiyikeshushang。
jujuedehua，『shenqing』renshebujiubengle？
tahairuhemeitianweichi『shenqing』renshe，meitianxiangshou『shenqing』renshedailaidexiuweizengjia？
suoyi，zuiwentuodebanfajiushizhaoyigeyongyuandebudaodenvren，zuoweiziji『shenqing』renshededuixiang。
cangyao，zuoweicangyunjianzongzuishouhuanyingyuxiaidexiaoshimei，gengshizongzhuzhinv。
haiyoubitagengshihezuowei『shenqing』renxuandeduixiangma？
【ai，renshengruxi，quankaoyanji。】
【cangyaoxiaoshimeia，nikeqianwanyaojinchiyidian，buyaojiwohuixina！】
【fouzedehua，wohuihengangade！】
【daoshihou，nidezongzhufuqin，anliannideneimenshixiong，yidinghenbudejiangwoshengtunhuobole。】
baihuaichenzaineixinfachuyizhengantan，budebuchengrenxiuxianzhilurenzhongerdaoyuan，chuchuchongmanleweixianyuzuai。
yixiangdaoweixiansuishikenenglailin，baihuaichenneixinbianfuxianwujindedongli！
不行！
tabixujinkuaitishengxiuwei，yimianweilaihaowuhaishouzhili！
于是……
baihuaichenzaicizuozaishuzhuoqian，naqishangweigankudemaobi，zaicilongfeifengwuqilai:
“qinaidezhiyuedashijie，jianzirumian，nineiyouyaeryouqiaolideshenzizaiwonaohaizhongjiujiuwufawanghuai。”
“zicongshangciyouxingzaizongmendabiyibie，jiuzaiyewufawangjiniderongyan。”
“……”
“……”
xitongshuoguo，zhiyaonenggouweichi『shenqing』renshe，jiunengmeitianhuodexiuwei。
danshi，tameiyoushuoguozhinengduiyiren『shenqing』a！
zuoweitangtangchuanyuezhe，duijigerentongshi『shenqing』，henheliba？
这很合理！