第6章
朝堂之上。
longhuangqinwuliangduanzuozailongyizhishang，longmuweihe，kouzhongninanzhe。
“shanheposuifengpiaoxu，shenshifuchenyudaping。renshengzigusheiwusi，liuqudanxinzhaohanqing！”
老七这家伙转性了？
zenhuizuochurucijingtiandiqiguishendeweishijiazuo？
laoqidepinxing，zhongsuozhouzhishibuxuewushudewankuzidi。
ranerzheixiedoushitingshuoeryi，zhiyujutilaoqidexueshiruhe，zheidaobuzhixiao！
nianjicichu，longhuangqinwuliangxinzhongchanshengyizhongnongyudekuijiugan,kanlaixianqianduizijizheigeerzilejiedetaishaole！
suoyicaianpaishiweiquchatanlaoqideyijuyidong！
“qibing**！neixiefanshidejianbi，qihuangzibingmeiyoushaletamen，ershirangtamenhuxiangzhangguai！”
datanxiaoxideshiweidanxiguidaozaidi，huibaozhejianchadaodeqingkuang。
“废物！”
longhuanglongmuyideng，mengranpaizailonganshang,wushangdeweiyan、birenqishisanfachulai，jingdezhouweideshiweizhanzhanjingjing。
“zheimeshuo，laoqiqueshishibeilaodaxianhaide！”
“zhendeshiwonangfeiyige，doubeiqifudaotoushangle，hairucinuoruo！jiusuanqulebeijiangyeshibukandayong，chizaoyaosizaizhanhuodangzhong！”
pieleyiyanshenpangdexugonggong，longhuangchenshengshuodao。
“mingrirangneixiaotuzaiziyibingshangchao，zhenyaojitahaohaoshangyike,rangtazhixiaohuangjiashenfenbukeqiru！”
“喏！”
徐公公躬身答应。
“ng？xugonggong？nishenmeqingkuang？zenmehaibuqutongzhilaoqi？”
kanxugonggongyifutuntuntutudimoyang，longhuangrenbuzhufawendao，
“youshenmepiganjinfang！biebiezhe！”
xugonggongxiaoxinyiyidikanzhelonghuang，shuodao，
“**,buriqihuangzibianyaoyuyuguogongdenverchenghun，danshiqihuangzihaimeiyoutiaoxuanguozijidefudi......”
longhuangqijifanxiao，wunaidiyaoyaotou，
“ei！woshuolaoqia，nidaodishizhencongminghaishijiacongmingni？daoxianzailianzijidefudidoumeiyou，kanlaipingshinibeiqifudetingcande！”
“yeba！xugonggong，chuanzhendezhiyi！jiangyanwangdexinggongshoushichulai，jilaoqizuohunfang！”
tingwenciyan，xugonggongdunshilengleyixia，youdianbuganxiangxinlonghuangshuochudehua！
neiyanwangdexinggong，keshiqichudangzuotaizifujijianzaode！
erxianzaijingranyaocijiqihuangzi，nanbucheng，**shiyouyaofuchiqihuangzidexiangfaa！
“**，laonuyouxiehuabuzhidangbudangjiang！”
longhuangkanlezheigelaotaijianyiyan，meitouweizhoudao:
“genzhennihaiwanzheixiexutoubanaode？youshenmehuazhijieshuobianshi！”
dedaolonghuangxuke，xugonggongzheicaishuodao:
“**xushiyinweixianqianlengluoleqihuangzi，jiantajinrizaichaotangzhishangganxinfusi，suoyixinyoubushe，zheilaonunengkandechulai。”
“keshiyanwangfudi，wanwanbukecijiqihuangzi，ruoranruci，qibushijiangqihuangzijiazaitanhuozhishang，qitahuangzi......”
“废话！”
longhuangmengranyipailongan，zhanqishenlai，longweijinxian，lenghengyishengmadao，
“zhenyaojilaoqianpaihunfang，hailundedaotamenshuosandaosi？laoqicicifubian，nengbunenghuozhe......shangqieweizhi，ququyizuoyanwangfu，hainengshizhendechuanweidayinbucheng？”
“laoqineibianyourenzhaogu，buyongnicaoxin，zhiguanzhunbeijiushi！”
dedaolonghuangdekending，xugonggongbuganyousihaodange，lianmanggongshentuixia。
......
翌日。
tangzaichuangshanghaihuhushuidajuedeqintang，beiyizhenqiaomenshengjichaoxingle。
“dianxia，xugonggonglaizhaoninrugongshangchao！”
入宫上朝？
zheixiabaqintangjizhengmengbile！
zijiyigelansanhuangzi，congchushengjiumeishangguoyicichao，jintianneilaodongxishizhuanlexingle，rangwoshangchao？
“made，laozihaoburongyishuigeanwenjue！ruguobujilaozishuochulaigeyiersanlai，dingyaonimenchibuledouzhezou！”
qintangmamalieliedichuanshangyifu，dakailefangmen，kandaozhanzaimenwaidexugonggongyilianchanmeidikanxiangziji。
咦，我去！
zheilaobolibuhuiyoushenmeteshupihaoba！
zhengdeqintangyishendejipigeda！
ruguorangxugonggongzhidaole，buzhigaizuohexiangfa。
“xugonggong，weihefuhuangzhaoworugongshangchao？”
qintangzhijiekaimenjianshan，wendao。
“**deshiqing，zuonucaidebuganguowen，buguowodaoshikeyigaosuqihuangzininyigehaoxiaoxi！”
“shenmehaoxiaoxi？shuolaitingting！”
qintangkoulekouerduo，pieleyanduifang。
“**jiangyanwangdexinggongcijileninzuohunfang！”
燕王行宫？
qintangwenyandunshimeitouyitiao。
这是大手笔阿！
kanlaizheibianyifuhuangduiyuanzhudeqingganhaishiyoude，zigudoushuodiwangtianjiawuqing，kanlaihaishiyouxiexugoude，qimazheiweibianyifuhuangzanshiduizijihaishibucuode！
“neihaiqingqihuangzisuizajiayiqishangchaoba？”xugonggongwendao。
“nikeladaoba！neiyanwangdefudisuanshenme！jiwozuohunfang，baijiwodoubuyao，douzhidaoyanwangmoufancaibeichaojiade，wokebuxiangbeishangshifucuanweidezuiming！”
开什么玩笑！
jiuzheixiangbawojidafadiao！
sheibuzhinixugonggongshibianyifuhuangdetieshendazongguan，niyaoshuobuzhidao，neijianzhishihuatianxiazhidaji。
erqiedeleyanwangdexinggong，duimuqianlaishuo，bingbushitaileguandexingshi！
yinweizheiyangyilai，rongyidedaogedahuangzidecaiji！
xiangdaocichu，qintangneixinyizhenkuxiao。
zheishibatafangzaihuojiashangkaoa。
xugonggongtanleyikouqi，shuodao。
“qihuangzi，zajiagenninshihuashihuaba！zajialingle**dezhiyi，zhizhidaoninzuijinfuzhongbutaianning，qitadehaizhenbuqingchu！”
qintangyanjingyizhuan，lingwuleduifangdeyitu，kanlaizheifuzhongdefengchuicaodong，guoranshimanbuguolonghuangdeyanxian。
“yeba！neibendianxiajiusuinizouyizao！”
jiuzheiyang，xugonggonglingzheqintangshanglechaotang。
lingyibian，chaotangzhishang，yiranshidaolemaoshi。
neixiaotuzaizizenmehaibulai？
longhuanglianseyinchendikuaidichushuilai，xinzhongshiwubidefanzao。
zaojiucaidaoneixiaozibuhuiguolai，zhuanmenrangxugonggongqutongzhi，meixiangdaohaishiwanle！
“**，zaochaoshijiandaole！”
zuoliedachenshouweisitianjianjianzhengzuotianganggongshenshuodao。
zhaoqihuangzishangzaochaodeshiqing，zaojiuchuanbianlemanchaowenwu，erzheiqihuangzijingranlian**dezhiyidougangongkaiweikang，kanlaishihuoniwaile！
zhengchouzhuabudaoneifeiwudebabing，zheicikannizheigefeiwuruheshouchang！
“heng！budengneixiaotuzaizile！zaochaokaishiba！”
隆皇大手一挥。