“xiege，chabuduodaoshijianle。”huolindezhulijitadiwanwaitaohoutixingletayisheng，zheiyishengyerangyunhuhudejiangshuransuanshishaoweiqingxingledian。
tianyijinganle，huolinkanlaiwanshangyoushi。meihaodeshijianzongshiduanzande，jiangshuranyouxieyihandixiangzhe。
“woxianzoule。”huolintitafanlefanwaitaoyiling，zheiyidongzuozhijierangjiangshuranhaoburongyihuifudelizhiyouyixiaxiaosanle。
tayunyunhuhudidianzhetou，daidaidikanzhetaxiaoyingyingditoukanziji，suihouzhuanshenlikai，dazhangtuizaitayanqianhuangahuang，huangahuang。
“jiangshuranjie，womenyezouba。”xixixinlihuanhuzhe，zhongyushisongzoulezheizundashen，takuaidongsile。
jieguojiangshuranqueshimeidongdan，zhishimosuozheshouzhongdezhibei，sihuzaishensishenme。ranhoubianjiantataiqibeiziheleyikou，hewanfangxiaweiweixiangyouzhuanleyidianhou，youtaiqilaiheleyikou。ranhouzaifangxia，zaizhuan，zaihe。jingshiraozhebeiyanheleyiquan。
咦，变态啊！
jiangshuranshihuolinfensizheishixixihaishizheicijinzuhejiangshuranzhutongyijianfangjianshicaifaxiande。neitianwanshangtakanjianjiangshurandingzheyigejiao“heixingan”denichengjihuolinfensifabufanheirenwushi，zuibadadechadianjiubashoujineiduandetuyihuichile。
keliandetudajingjirenfanleheixinganyiwanshangdeweibo，yemeifandaotashishenmeshihoufadediyitiao。
“jiangshuran，nibuhuishiyinweihuolincaijiezheibuxideba？”aoyeyigetongxiaodetuyihui，diertiandingzhexiongmaoyankanzheyanqiandezhusimajiwen。
zheinvrenlianzijideheifendoulandeli，jingranshibierendefanheizhinengzuchengyuan，haihundaolezuzhangdediwei！
“jiangshuran，nizheimehenyuesi，bushiyinweitalvleniguimi，shiyinweitagenhuolinchaofeiwenba！”tuyihuishuozheshuozheyouxiangxiangdaoxindalu，“tingshuotamenxingquxiangqueshitingbuzhengchangde，zheishizaiquanlidouchuandeyoubiziyouyande，nibuhuishichiculejiduyuesiba。”
jiangshuranmeilita，baozhehuolindewaitaoxiaodebiantai。ng，chulebeiqixiao，keyijichujiaxiao，xixifaxiantabiantaiweisuodeshihouyeshinengbeirenkanchulaishizaixiaode。
“ge，wojuedetabuxiangshishiyefen，xiangshijiduannvyoufen。”xixijuzheshoujigebodousuanle，suoxingguanlemiantizijigentuyihuiliaoshangle。
“yuesishihuangzi，shihuangzia。zheizhananshizaoleshenmeniea！”tuyihuijiuchachuixiongdunzule。
jiudandanpingyuesizheiliangniandexihuolinbihuidaojuzutanban？keshineiyejinjinshiguoqudexinwena，bushibaifenbaiquedingdeshitajiuzheiyangdapozijideyuanzemaoxianqushi？
shiyefenjiusuanle，ruguozhendeshibiantainvyoufen，yaoshichuanchuqu，neitajiubushijiandanbeiheile，shihuibeidaotongdaoshayebushengdechengdu。tongtajiusuanle，zheijueduihuichengweitatuyihuishiyedehuatielu。daoshihoubieshuoguangrongtuixiule，tanengbubeibianshijiubucuole。
“daoyemeiyouzheimebiantai。”xixieleyisheng，huixiangdao，“qishijiangshuranjiezaixienanshenmianqianbiaoxiandehaitingzhengchangde。”
“neinishuotatianbeiyan。”
“miaoshudeshaoweishineimekuazhangledianma……zaishuole，neiyeshixienanshenzouhoule。”
“那蹭外套呢？”
“nvhaizinaliancengcengzijinanshendewaitaobushihenzhengchang？wei，ni——”
“xingleshuozhengshi，zheixietiannijiwodingjinle，bierangtazuochushenmeshashi。eduile，haiyouyuesi，tamenjianmiandeshihoujidebaliqishouhaole。”tuyihuishuowanjiugualedianhua，mabutingtidilinzhekafeijiuqulegongguanbulaodadebangongshisocial。tadejizheikedingshizhadanduoqiuxiereaigongzuo，yixinweileyanyishiyepaotoulusarexuedetonggao。
ai，zhenshishangbanbeiziqianzheizuzongde。
buguotazongganjuenaliguaiguaide，shinalibuduijingni？