旧事如梦,梦醒皆过往

jiushirumeng,mengxingjieguowang

erzijingbaozhazaiyiyuanqiangjiu。

wogandaoyiyuanshi,fuweizhengzaidishangguiqiuyishengzaijiujiuhaizi。

qinyankanjianerzixueroumohu,quanshenmeiyouyikuaihaopideneiyike,wohunsiguoqu。

hunmizhiji,wotingdaolefuweiheyishengdeduihua,

“fuzong,nindangchufeibutingquanzu,qiangxingchouninerzi1200mldexue。”

“haizisihou,ninhaiyaobatadepizhijian**,quedinglianyijuquanshiyebujiliuma?”

“xianrujinfurenyunleguoqu,nihaiyaochenjijiangfurendepizhijian**ma?furenkendingbuhuijieshoude。

fuweilengshengkaikou:“woyijinggentajiehunle,houmianwohuilazhetayongyushengchanghairourou。

“rourou,buguweixianjiulewo,zheixieshitamenmuziyinggaifuchude。

“zhiyuhaizi,haihuizaiyoude。”

tingzheerrendeduihua,wozhiganjuehunshenxueyeninggu,huxitingzhi。

yuanlaizaifuweixinzhong,wohehaizidoushikeyichengweitabaoendexishengpinde。

jirantaxiangbaoen,neiwozoujiushile。

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“keshi,furenruoshifaxian......”

“meishenmekeshi,jiuanwoshuodequzuo。dongzuokuaidian,bunengzaidanwushijianle,ruoshirourouxinglaikanjianzijixianzaizheifuyangzi,yidinghuinanguode。”

yishengdehuameiyoushuowan,jiuzhijiebeifuweidaduan。

yishengzhidaofuweixinyiyijue,zhinengwunaidetanqiyinglexialai。

“haiyou,rourouzheicihaoxueliangda,suiranxianzaihaigou。danyifangwanyi,zaizaisuisuishenshangchou1000mlxue,beizheba。”

woquanshenfadou,xinzangchouchutengdebunenghuxi。

zailaiyiyuanlushangshi,wowushucideqidaohaiziqianwanbunengchushi。

yuanlaiwodeerziyijingsile,tashibeitadeqinshengfuqin,huohuodechouxuechouside!

bujinruci,fuweizheigeqinshoujuranzaiwoerzisihou,haibaletadepi,yizhidaoanroushenshang。

xiangdaogangcaifuweizaiyiyuanmenkouguizhe,kukuaiqiuyishengzaijiujiuerzideyangzi,zhijuedeyizhenehan。

wobumingbai,fuweishizenmerenxinxiacidushoude。

wozhizhidao,zaifuweixinzhong,wohewodeerzi,bibuguotadeanrou。

笑话,都是笑话。

henyishangyong,wodeshuangshousisizuanchengquan,wogangxiangqishenfazuo。

xiayimiaoquebeidaishanglehuxiji,yikoumayaoxiru,wodeyanpizhujianchenzhong。

hunmideqianjimiao,woganshoudaoyouzhentou**lewodeshoubeizhong,bansuizhedianhuadeshengyin:“fuzong,womenjian**zuoshoushushi,faxianan**huaiyunle!”

fuweijingxidao:“zhendema?taihaole!laotiandaiwobubo,rangwogangmeileyigehaizi,youjilewoxindebaobao!wubiyaobaozhengmuzipingan!”

“1000mlshibushitaishaole?suisuipingshishentihao,duochoudianyemeishi,bixubaozhengrourouneibiandexuedaigongjichongzu!”

xiangdaowohuaiyunshi,fuweixiaoxinyiyidijiangliantiezaiwodeduzishang,gaoxingdebunengziji。

ranhouguizaiwodetuibian,juzheshoufashidao:“wofuweifashi,cishengzhiaijiangsuisuiyiren,huzhejiangsuisuihehaiziyibeizi。ruoweicishi,budehaosi。”

kerujin,fuweichuguileanrou,youqinshoushasilewodehaizi。

jiranruci,neiwomenjiuyiqixiadiyuba。