第1章 穿成废柴

handongcanyue,xuebanmisanleyidi。

yaoyunguochengqiangzhixiatingzheliangliangtuwudehongjiao,zhijinweimanbeilengfengfuqi,xiyingchuochuorumu。

chengmenyikai,juchenghuanqing。

jinrishiyaoyunguosanhuangzisitulindedahunzhiri,huangdidashetianxia,laobaixingyizaojiudaochengwaidenghou。

“wotingshuosanhuangzidianxiajinriyaoyingquliangweinvzi,zhenshixiqia。”

“zheiyoushenmexiqide,yiweishiguyueguodegongzhu,lingwaiyiweishicongxiaohesanhuangzidingxiahunyuede。”

“nigaibuhuishishuoshenjianeigefeiwushenshuyanba?”

yitidaozheigemingzi,zhongrendelianshangfenfenluchulebiyi。

zheishenjiashiyaoyunguoyoumingdewumaishijia,kepianpianjiazhongchulegefeicai。

chuanwenzhizhong,shenshuyanzixiaoqueshaolinggen,wufaxingwudao,zhangxiangchoulou,naozichisha。

zhenbuzhidaohuangdiweiheyaojitahesitulincihun。

jiuzaizhongrenyilunfenfendeshihou,xingzhangzhizhonghuranbaofachuyishengjinghu。

“死人了!”

suoyourendeshixianyixiazibeibuyuanchudeyimoxianhongjuezhu!

yidaochihongshenyingconghuajiaozhonggunchu,hongrandaozailexuedizhizhong,xianxueranhongleshabaidexue,chumujingxin。

xilehuting,yinlengdefengzhouranshiwen,situlindejunlianyixiazibianan。

tazuanjinlequantou,yiyanbufa。

“nei……neishishenshuyanhaishiguyueguodegongzhua?”renqunzhizhongbuzhishisheihuranlaileyiju。

“shishenjianeigeshazi!tashoushangyoushenjiadetuteng!”

huayinluodi,situlinyandiduoleyifenxiaoyi。

“sidehao,zhenshidakuairenxina,youtazaiwomenyaoyunguozhihuichengweitaguodexiaohua!”

“laotianyouyan,yigefeiwuchoubaguaihaiwangxiangjiajisanhuangzi!”

“zheiyetaihuiqile,juransizaisanhuangzidedahunzhiri。”

situlinyanzhonghuaguoanmang,zhengzhunbeifenfurenqukankanqingkuang,turanyigeshenzhefenseruqundenvzicongrenqunzhizhongpaolechulai。

taputongyishengguidaozaisitulinmaxia,yilianjinghuangshicuo。

“sanhuangzidianxiaraominga!”

shouzaiyipangdelianggetaijianhuranchongchulailanzaileqianfang,qizhongyigechezhesangzi,“shenmedongxiyeganchongzhuangsanhuangzidianxia,haibukuaigun!”

situlintaishou,zhuangchuyifuwenhemoyanglai,“gaogonggong,buyaohedaota。”

shuowan,tadimoukanxiangdishangderen,“nishiheren,weiheyaobenwangraoming?”

situlinzaizhongduohuangzizhongshenshouhuangdixiai,jiaguanzhishibianfengleyouzhouwang,zheiyeweihebaixingmentuoqishenshuyandeyuangu。

无他,不配尔。

nvzibugantaitou,queyigejingerdiketou,shuodao:“nubizhidaowomenjiadaxiaojiefanlebukeraoshudeguocuo,hebierennanrengouheyoulesangehaizi,danshita……”

“你说什么?!”

raoshizaoyizhidaojuqing,dansitulinpingrilizairenqianzhuangzuowenweneryademoyang,cishiyebengbuzhule。

tameixinyitiao,kanxiangbuyuanchudeshiti,yanliyunlewushudehuoxing。

“zheishishenmeyisia?shenjiadaxiaojiehebiedenanrenyoulehaizi?yigebugoujuranhaiyousange?”

“wojiuzhidaozheifeiwubushigeshengyoudedeng,zheiyetaidiurenleba!”

“wokantashisideqisuo,yidingshizaonietaiduo,laotianyelaichengfatale!”

……

shenshuyanqingxingdeshihoujiutingdaolejijuburuerdeyilun,tadenaodaihaiyouxiemihu,weiweizhengkaimouzi,yishizhengleng。

zhenjingdaotadebushitahaihuozhedeshishi,ershiyanqiandejingxiang。

sizhoujujilebushaoderen,shenshangdouchuanzhegupozhuangban,zuiweireyandeshiganghaodiaozhuanmatoudesitulin。

zhijiantashenzhehongsezhijinxipao,shenqijunma,numuyuandengchaotazheibiankanleguolai。

nenggoukandechulai,taduizijishiyanede,neimuguanghenbudeshaletaside。

laibujizhenglihunluandeyiqie,lingyicedehongjiaozhizhonghuranchongchulaiyidaohongying。

“殿下!”

tingshengyinnenggoucaicechushigenvzi,takuhanzhepaoxianglesitulin。

jiandaolairenhou,situlindelianshanghuranbiandeshifenrouhe,zhijiecongmashangtiaoxia,jiezhulelairenrouruodeshenzi。

“jiaojiao,nizenmexialaile?”

huojiaojiaopudaozailesitulindehuaizhong,jiaoroudeyangzirerenlianai,tahongzheyanjing,“dianxia,jiaojiaohaipa。”

jiandaociqingjing,shenshuyanzhijuedeexindaoxiangtu。

xiangtakeshihuaxiadiyiwushen,yichaochuanyuejuranchenglerenrenhandadefeichaixiaojie。

zhenglizhenaohaizhongdejiyi,tacaizhidaoyuanzhudeshenfen。

shenshuyan,shenjiamingbufushidedaxiaojie,zixiaoqueshaolinggen,meiyoubanfajichengwudao,zaijiabeirenqiru,zaiwaigengshibeibaixingyilun。

yinshengmuyufurencengshizhengzhanshachangdeyougongzhiren,guoshizhiqianhaijiulehuangdiyiming,yushihuangdiweilebaodata,jishenshuyanhesitulincihun。

zhishi,huangdiyeyouzijidekaolv,yushirangguyueguodegongzhuhetayitongguomen。

yuanzhusuiranfeichai,danguziliyeyouzuoweishenjiarendeaoqi,ziranshibuyuanyide,yushichengqindangrifuduzisha。

qiahaozaizheiyike,tachuanyueguolai,yesuanshijiuleyuanzhuyiming。

buguozheichengqinzhiriyoushenjiadexiarenpaolaigaozhuang,kanlaiyourenshipazijimeianzhaoyudingjihuasidiao,fangzhiyiwaifashenglaishoushuangzhongbaoxian……

situlinhuanbaozhehuojiaojiao,yanzhongdebiyihaobuzheyan。

zheigefeiwushenshuyandouyoulebierendehaizile,jingranhaixiangjiajita,jianzhijiushichixinwangxiang!

takanleyiyanzijishencedejiangshi,meiyourenhehua,neierrenbianxinlingshenhui,zhijieshangqian。

jiuzaijiangshiyaozoudaoshenshuyanshenbiandeshihou,daozaixuebozhizhongdehongyinghuranzhanleqilai。

tadehonggaitoushanghaizhanzhexue,yidididazailexuedishang,zheichangjingshizaishijingsong。

zhongweikankehededaoxileyikoulengqi,youbushaodanzixiaodefachulejinghu。

“诈尸了!”

shenshuyanbingweichediaogaitou,jiuzheiyangzhanzaiyuandi,touguoqingbodebuliaokanqingchulesitulinneizhangxuweidemiankong。

tahongchunweiweiyiche,yimochaofengxiaoyiluchu。

situlinyixiazizuanjinlequantou,nongdehuaizhongdehuojiaojiaoyouxieteng。

tayingningyisheng,“dianxia,ta……shirenhaishiguia?”

“wulunshirenshigui,benwangdoubukenengquyigepoxie,jiushizuoqiedoubuxing。”situlinzhandingjietieshuodao。

jiuzaishenshuyanqishendeshunjian,jigejiangshixiayishibajianzhizhitahoulong。

shenshuyanyandibolanbujing,shengyinqingleng,duizhebuyuanchuderenshuodao:“situlin,niwohunyuekehaizai,zenme?nandaoniyaoweikangshengmingma?”