第5章
“guonanping，mailanping，lanpingdenanping，nandelanping。”
zhuangyudiexiaoshengnianleyibian，shuangyanfangguangdekanzheshimozandao：“duidehao！shigongzidacai，wopeifudewutitoudi。”
ruguoshuoyiqian，tajuedeyijinggougaokanshimole，neixianzaijinglilezheishi，shimozaitaxinzhongdediweiwuxianbagao。
“bukeneng，bukeneng......”
zhuangzichaohunshenzhandou，shihunluopodekanzheshimo。
tashizuomengdoumeixiangdaoshimozheigexiaoxiaoshutongnengduichuzheiqiangujuedui，xiangdaogangcaidesuozuosuowei，ganjuezijibaliandazhongle。
shimojiangzheiyiqiekanzaiyanzhong，meijuedezuolejianduolebuqideshi，tayiqiansuozaidelanxing，bizheinandeduiziduolequle。
“zhuangzichao，nishule，kuaixiangshigongzidaoqian。”
听见这喝声。
zhuangzichaohunshendalegeduosuo，likehuishen，dengzheshimoyaoyaqiechidao：“wohaimeishu，tachuyigeduizi，woduishanglai，neijiushidachengpingshou。”
不要脸！
zhuangyudiezaixinzhongmaleju，kanxiangshimo。
shimozaojiuliaodaozhuangzichaohuizheiyang，dandandeshuo：“yansuochitangliu。”
yiting，zhuangzichaoxiayishidedajiao：“chuwugezideduizi，nikanbuqisheini？wokeshiqinghesidacaizi！”
石漠笑了。
这个对子不行？
haizhenshilaihamadahaqian，haodadekouqi！
zhuangyudiexixipinwei，kanzhezhuangzichaochenshengdao：“nijuedejiandan，neijiuduia！”
“duijiudui，niyiweiwoduibuchulaima？”
zhuangzichaoyangyangdeyi，xiaoshengnianleyibianyansuochitangliu，zhangzuijiuyaodui......
渐渐的。
zhuangzichaoyouruqingtianbeileipi，liansemengbian，hunshendouzaijuliezhandou。
tasuiranbuyuanyichengren，danzhidaozijicuole，cuodefeichanglipu。
biekanzhiyouququdewugezi，dandapeizaiyiqi，xiangyaoduichuxialian，zhenshinanrudengtian。
tashilehenduozhongbanfadoubuxing。
zhuangyudiekanzhezhuangzichaodeyangzi，xinlibietiduotongkuai：“duibushanglai，jiulikexiangshigongzidaoqian，ruguonibuzuo，neiwo......”
zhuangzichaozhidaozhuangyudiedeyisi，jiannandetunyanlekoukoushui，xinbuganqingbuyuandeduizheshimodaoleshengqian。
zhuangyudiemanyidiandiantou，zoushangqianshuodao：“shigongzi，womenzou，chiwanzaocanjiuqujianbufan。”
“好的，**。”
shimogenzhezhuangyudiexiangqianzouqu。
zhuangzichaomanlianyuandudedingzheshimodebeiying，zaixinlifashi：nizhishigexiaoxiaodeshutongquerangwoshouleruciqichidaru，woyidingyaobaniganchuzhuangfu，rangniqiushengbudeqiusibuneng......
这时。
shimohezhuangyudiezaihuayuanlibingjianzouzhe。
“shigongzi，nigangcaiyinglezhuangzichao，rangtadiulehendadelian，tazheirenbijiaoyinxian，kendingbuhuishanbaganxiu，nirihouduojiazhuyi，yourenheshidoukeyilaizhaowo。”
“ng，wohuizhuyide。”
shimodiandiantou，xinzhongnuannuande。
genzhuangyudierenshibudaoyitian，duifangjiuduitaruciliyuguanxin，suiranqizhongyoulalongtaohaodechengfen，danyehennande。
走了一会。
zhuangyudieturanzhuantou，renzhendekanzheshimowendao：“shigongzi，niduizhuangjialejieduoshao？”
shimoyizheng，yaoyaotou：“**，jibenmeiyoulejie。”
zhuangyudieshenxikouqi，yibenzhengjingdao：“womenzhuangjiashikaozuosichoushengyiqijiade，jingguozheixieniandefazhan，yijingchengleqingheshouquyizhidefuhu。
dan，wanbanjiexiapin，weiyoudushugao，zhuangjiameiyourenjinrushitu，xiangyaozhangyuandefazhanxiaqukendingbuxing，suoyifuqinjiubuxizhongjinqinglemingshijiaobufanheerfangdechenglongnianshu，xiwangtamennengkejugaozhong。”
shimotingzhe，xinzhongbiaoshilijie，tongshiyeduizhuangjiajiazhuyoufenchaorandeyanjietingzanshangde。
deque，buguanzainagedifang。
guanyouquanyoushi，yongyuanyashangyitou。
xiangyaozhangyuanfazhan，zuodazuoqiang，bixu‘chaoli’youren。
zhuangyudiepieleyanshimo，jiezheyoudao：“woniangsidezao，xianzaierfangdeneiweiyiniangshigehulijing，feichangdechong，zaijiashangtadeerzichenglongbiwodidiqinfenhaoxue，youhuifeichangbiaoxian，suoyifuqinyijingjianjiandebazhongxinzhuanyidaotashenshang。
ruguozheicixianshengkaoxiaoxueye，bufanzheixiaozizaishujichenglong，neixianshengjiuhuibajinru‘gongyuan’demingejichenglong，daoshihoubufanzaiyemeiyouzigegenchenglongzhengle。”
shimoyanzhongshanguoyisiyihuo，wendao：“**，gongyuanshishenme？”
“shigongzi，gongyuanshiyitaifuweishoudejidaruchuangbandexueshe，limianshouludejibendoushiyouqianyoushidedajiazuchushenyoutianzidehaizi，taifuhejidaruhuidingqikaitangjiangke。”
石漠立刻秒懂。
zheigongyuan，shuobailejiushilanxingde‘jinpaibuxiban’a！
xiangxiangkan，‘gongyuan’lidehaizidoushiyoubeijingdezhu。
jibianrihoubunengkejugaozhong，pingzhetongchuangzheicengqingyi，zaiguanjianshihouyehuiyouyixiangbudedehaochu。
kendinghuiyouwushurenzhengpotoudedouxiangwang‘gongyuan’liji。
zhuangyudieshenxikouqi，duizheshimoyibai，fazineixinshenchudao：“shigongzi，woxiangqingnibangbufannaxiajinru‘gongxian’deminge，niangsile，wozheigedangjiedebixubangta，shouzhutayingdedeyiqie。”
shimoshensefuzadekanzhezhuangyudie，zaixinlitanlekouqi。
zhangjierumubushishuoshuoeryi。
zaizhuangyudieshenshanglinlijinzhidetixianchulai！
“woshixiaoshaoyedeshutong，yirongjurong，yisunjusun，zheigemangwobangle。”
tingjianzheiju，zhuangyudieyanranyixiao，jidongbuyidelazheshimodeshoushuodao：“shigongzi，xiexie！xiexie！”
shimoganshoudaozhuangyudiexiaoshoushangchuanlaiderouni，lianseweiweiyihong。
qianshi，tayixinzuanyan‘guwenxue’，shenbiandeyixinghenshao，haimeitanguonvpengyou。
zhuangyudiekanzhe，likeyishidaozijishitai，xiuhongzhelianchehuixiaoshou，jiakuaijiaobu：“shigongzi，shichenchabuduole，womenchilezaocanjiuquzhaobufan。”
“好。”
zhuangyudiezouzaiqianmian，toutouyongyuguangdaliangshimo，xintiao‘pengpeng’jiakuai。
羞死人了！
zenmejiuzhualeshimodeshouni？
tabuhuirenweiwoshiyigebuzhengjingdenvziba？
nandaozhenxiangdidishuodeban，wofanhuachile？
呸呸呸！怎么可能？
就这般胡思乱想着。
liangrenxiangyonglefengshengdezaocan，ranhouyitongqianquxunzhaozhuangbufan。