第四章 你有病啊

beirenchaichuanlexinsi,hanlubujinyouxieganga,tadadehaizhenjiushizheigezhuyi,bijingfukeyaowu,yeyouhendadeshichang。

buguozheizhichixuleyishun,tajiumeihaoqidedao:“xingle,wodoujinisuanshanghaibuxingma?”

liyongzheicaimanyidediantou,suiranzaimeinvmianqiantiqian,youxiepohuaiqifen,danyimaguiyima,zanzongbunengrangzijichikuiba。

hanluzhijiejiuqudadianhuale,buguozaizhuanshendeshihou,tahaishirenbuzhudunangleyiju“xiaoqigui”。

budebushuo,hanludebanshixiaolvhengao,dawandianhuabudaobanxiaoshi,jiuyoulvshisonglaihetong,liangrenshuangkuaideqianlezi。

hanluzheicaisongleyikouqi,xiaozheshuo:“yuanlainijiaoliyonga,mingzidaoshibucuo。”

tahaiyouyijuhuameishuo,neijiushirenyoudianxiaoqile。

“nidemingziyehenhaoting。”liyongzhenxindezanmei,hanludemingzijiuxiangtademeimaoyiban,nengjirenliuxiashenkeyinxiang。

“neidangran。”hanludeyidexiaozhe,jiezheshenchushoulai,lvedainaonudeshuodao:“banikahaojiwo,woxianfunizheicidezhenjin,zhiyushengxiade,dengquedingyaofangyouxiaozaijini。”

liyongyemeiyoujuni,taochuyinxingkajiudileguoqu。

tazheiyinxingkakaileduanxintongzhi,henkuaijiuyouduanxinfaleguolai,kanzheshangmianyidachuandeling,liyongganjuexiangshizuomengyiban。

zuotiantahaizaiweibabaikuaidefangzufachou,erjintianquezhijieyouleliangbaiwan,zhenshirenshengrumenga。

gaodingleshiqing,hanlujiujizheyazhaliyongdelaodongli,zhejidecuicudao:“nixianzaijiukaishixieba,zhenghaoworanglvshidaiqushiyan。”

“e,yaobuyaozheimejia?”liyongbumandedunangyisheng,buguotashoushangquemeixianzhe,xunsuxiexialelianggefangzi。

kaiwanxiao,youzhuanqiandejihui,shazicaibuleyini。

bayaofangdijihanlu,liyongzheicaishuodao:“jiuxianzheimeduoba,xianshiyankankanxiaoguo,wojiuxianhuiqule。”

hanluyemeixiangyiciyazhataiduo,xiaoxindebayaofangdijilvshi,xiaozhedao:“wosongni。”

zheikeshinanyoudedaiyu,hanluqinzixiangsong,gujizaizhenggezhonghaishi,yemeijirenyouzheizhongzige。

danliyongquemeiyoutaiguojidong,yongtadehualaishuo,zanxianzaikeshicaishenye,youzhedaiyushiyinggaide。

liangrenzouchubieshu,hanluzheicaixiangqi,liyonghaimeiyouche,erbieshuquzhuhudouyouche,suoyizhouweihenshaoyouchuzuche,tagancuihaorenzuodaodi。“wosongnihuiquba。”

tashuohuajiuqukaiche,kejiuzaizheishi,yilianghaohuapaochekaijinlebieshu,chezitingxia,yigeqingnianzoulexialai。

tachuanzhehuisedexiuxianzhuang,yitoupiaoyideduanfa,zaijiashangneijunyidemianrong,wangpaochepangbianyizhan,huotuoyigechemo。

kedengtakandaoliyongdeshihou,muguangdunshibiandebushan,chenshengdao:“xiaolu,tashishei?”

“sunqiang,niyoubinga?tashisheiwoyoubiyaojinishuoma?”hanluxianqidepiepiezui,zhuanshenqufadongchezi,duizheliyongzhaohudao:“zouba,wosongnihuiqu。”

yebuguaihanlushengqi,sunqiangyezhuzaibieshuqu,danqueshichulemingdewanku,zhengtianbuwuzhengye,jiuzhidaogoudanvren,zuijinyebuzhidaonagenjinchoule,zhengtianlaifanta。

hanluxianglaigaoao,zenmehuikanshangzheizhongren?jicibeisaoraozhihou,tayeshifanle,gancuisipolelianpi。

liyongbuzhidaosunqiangdeshenfen,yelandejieruliangrenzhijiandemaodun,zhijiejiuxianghanludechezouqu。

zheikebasunqiangqihuaile,tayixiangziao,zaijiashangshouliyouqian,hecengbeirenzheibanduidai,youqihaishidangzheyigeqiong**sidemian。

taxinzhongnaonu,danquebuganduihanlusahuo,zhuanerlaidaoliyongmianqian,nushengdao:“xiaozi,wobuguannishishenmeren,limacongwoyanqianxiaoshi,buranworangnijianbudaomingtiandetaiyang。”

“hanlu,nineibaobiaozenmezheimebufuzea?bayegoudoufanglejinlai,wanyiyaodaowozenmeban?”liyongmeiyoulicaisunqiang,zhuanerduihanlubaoyuanzhe。

shuohuadeshihou,tahaiguyizhuangchuyifuhaipadeyangzi,fangfozhenyouyegouzhuitaside。

zheijiushiliyong,congbureshi,danyejuebupashi。

eryipangdehanlu,bujingegexiaoleqilai,tahuranjuedemarenyeshiyizhongyishu,xiangliyongzheiyang,doubudaiyigezangzide,danquerangrentingzhejieqi。

“wangbadan,**zhaosi。”sunqiangdunshihuomaosanzhang,huiwuzhequantoujiudaleguolai。

zaitakanlai,liyongbuguoshigeqiong**si,danxiaopashishizheileirendetianxing,zhiyaotahuidongquantou,xiayikeliyongjiuhuiguidiqiurao。

tazheiziyiweishidexiangfa,queshirangtazhuanglehenduocibi,buguozheicitaquexiangcuole,tagangyangqiquantou,liyongjiuxiantayibuchushoule,mengdiyijiaochuaizaisunqiangduzishang。

keliansunqiangyagenjiumeixiangdaoliyonghuichushou,cubujifangzhixia,beichuaigezhengzhe,zhijiejiupazailedishang。

sunqiangyishijianyouxiemengle,jiannandepaqilai,naonudehedao:“wangbadan,**gandawo。”

tashuozhehuajiuzaicichushou,ketaquantougangdaoliyongmianqian,liyongjiuzhejidehandao:“dengdeng。”

“zenme?nipale?”sunqiangdeyideqinghengyisheng,jixiaodao:“xiangyaoworaoguoniyekeyi,niguixiajiwokesangexiangtou,zaijiaowosanshengyeye,zanzheishijiusuanlele。”

“ai,zhenshibingdebuqing。”liyongwunaideyaotou,jiezhedao:“woshixiangshuo,nijingchangzhaobuganjingdenvren,xianzaixiamianyijingganranbingdu,buchusantianjiuhuifazuo,rubuganjinyizhi,daoshihoukejiufeile。”

“xiaozi,**shuoshenmeni?”sunqiangzaicibaonu,zheixiaozibushizaizhouzijima?

“shuoshenmenizijiqingchu,buxinnihuijiazijikankan,nixiamianshibushiyouxieheidian?”liyongqingsongdeshuozhe,zhijiejiushanglehanludeche,cuicudao:“womenzouba。”

hanluzaojiubuxiangkandaosunqiangle,zhijiefadonglechezi。

“wei……”sunqiangzaihoumianbugandehanzhe,ketahuranxiangqileshenme,zhejidezuanjinpaoche,ganjinlikailezheili。

hanlukaichechulebieshuqu,zheicaihaoxiaodedao:“nizheirenzhenshitaihuaile,kanbasunqiangqichengshenmeyangzile。”

huasuizheimeshuo,dancongtalianshangdexiaorongjiukeyikanchulai,tatingdehaishihenjieqide。

liyongdunshiyouxiewunai,zanzheinengjiaohuaima?shicongminghaobu?

hanluyebuzaizheishishangduoshuo,zhuanerhaoqidewendao:“duile,nishuodeneixieshibushizhendea?”

“dangranshizhende,nijiudengzhekanba,buchusantian,neisunzideguizhelaiqiuwo。”liyongdeyidexiaodao。

xiamianneiwanyikeshinanrendeming,meirenganxinfeile,sunqiangdaoshihoukendingdelaiqiuta。

“chuiniu。”hanlubuxiedepiepiezui,ketaneixinquexuanzelexiangxin,yiliyongneishenqideyishu,sihubingbunankanchuzheixie。

liangrenqingsongdeliaozhe,henkuaijiudaolepinminqu,liyongzheicaibushedexiache,jiandandehehanlugaobie,zhuanshenwangchuzuwuzouqu。

taxianzaiyouleqian,zhijiejiuxiangquzhaozhangyurong,rangneiniangmenyekankan,zanshiyouqianren,bieweilebabaikuaiqian,gaodegencuimingside。

keshitaganglaidaoliulou,jiutingzhangyurongnaonudemadao:“**,nijigeyuebuzhejiamen,ganghuilaijiujiwozhaocha,yaoxianglihunnichenzaoshuo,laoniangkebuxihanni。”

“zhangyurong,nibieguofenle?”jinjiezheshigenanzibunaifandeshengyin。

“laonianghaijiuguofenle,niyaokanbuxiaqujiuguna。”tingdechulai,zhangyurongqueshihenshengqi。

xiangxiangyeshi,tazhengshirulangsihudenianji,danquezhengtiandushoukongfang,zheiyaoshimeinanrenhaihaoshuo,ketamingmingyounanrenni,rensheiyehuiyouyuanqi。

zhangyurongdelaogongmingjiaohuangxin,tabeiqidezhijieshuaimenerqu,luguoliyongshenbiandeshihou,haibumandelenghengyisheng。

liyongdunshinaole,niduilaozihenggemaoxian,laoziyoumeizhaoni。

tayezhishixiangxiangbale,bingmeibaofachulai,yigewuguantongyangdelengheng,tayemeibiyaoxiaotidazuo。

zhangyuronggangchaoguojia,liyongyemeilexianbaidexinsi,zhijiejiuyaohuiqu,keluguozhangyurongmenkoudeshihou,quetinglimianchuanchuyingyingdekusheng。

liyongbujinyouxiexinteng,xiangxiangzhangyurongyetingburongyide,jialeneimegenanren,zheibeizidousuanshihuile。

taxinlixiangzhe,xiaoxindetuikaimen,guanqiedewendao:“zhangjie,nimeishiba?”

zhangyurongyemeixiangdaoliyonghuizheigeshihouhuilai,tabuxiangbeirenkandaozijichuqiu,ganjincaganyanlei,qiangxiaozhedao:“xiaoyonga,womeishi,nizhaowoyoushima?”

“dangranyoua,wokannifangmenkaizhe,danxinyourenjinlaijiese,suoyijiulaikankan。”liyongbuxiangtigangcaideshiqing,xipixiaoliandedao。

budebushuo,taqueshizhangleyizhangqiaozui,douqirenlaidoushihuayangbaichu。

zhangyurongzhengshangxinni,kequebeitadoudexiaolechulai,meihaoqidedao:“wokannijiuxiangshilaijiesede。”

“neiwokejiubukeqile。”liyonghuaixiaoyisheng,jingranzhijiejiuchaozhangyurongpuleguoqu,hedezhangyurongganjinduokai。

beitazheimeyinao,qifendunshihuanheqilai,zhangyurongyebuzaishangxin,zhuanerjiaohandedao:“xiaozi,mingtianshinidezuihouqixian,yaoshihaijiaobushangfangzu,wokejiuganrenle。”

“qie,duodadianshiera,bujiushibabaikuaiqianma?wozheijiujiao。”liyongqingsongdexiaozhe,zhijietaochuyinxingka,deyidedao:“shuakaba。”

“woshuanidetoua。”zhangyurongmeihaoqidedengletayiyan,tazheiyoubushichaoshi,zenmehuipeipossji。

“kanba,zheikeshinizijibuyaode。”liyongxiaozhebakashouleqilai,tazheijiushiguyidouzhangyurongni,buguozheifangzuqueshiyegaijiaole。

erqietaxianzaiyouleqian,bujinnengkaizhensuo,yenengzhaogedadiandefangzi,meibiyaojixuzhuzaizheili,kexiangdaoyaozou,taquehuranyouxieshebude,qishimeitianhezhangyurongkaikaiwanxiaoyetinghaode。

kantaxiangshiyouxinsi,zhangyurongbujinhaoqidewendao:“xiaozi,xiangshani?”

liyongzheicaishouhuixinsi,xiaohehededao:“wozaixiangzenmecainengbanijituidao?”

“gunduzi。”zhangyurongmanlianxiunao,zhuaqipangbiandebaozhenjiudiuleguolai。

liyongganjinjiezhu,zhuangzheweiqudedao:“zhangjie,nibiezheiyang,woshuozhendeni。”

“haoa,neinidaoshilaia,jinerniyaoshibubawotuidao,nijiubushinanren。”zhangyurongyelaijingle,xieyandengzheliyong,buxiedetiaoxindao。

buguoshuohuadeshihou,tahaishirenbuzhuduochouleliangyanliyong,taqueshibiedetaijiule,cikejingranzhendedonglexinsi。

weilezhengmingzijishinanren,liyongzhijiepuleshangqu,jiangzhangyurongyazaishenxia,dingzheneiyourendehongchun,manliandehouji。