第5章
“nixiaozizuihaojiwolaoshidian，yaoshiganluanshuohua，yaonideming！”wangqingmingjiangtanghaotuishangletai，haibuwangzaierbianjinggaoyiju。
buguowangqingminghaisuanfangxin，wunianlaoyuzhizai，yinggaizugourangzheixiaozilaoshile。
jizheixiaozishigedanzi，gujitayebuganluanlai。
jiuzaitanghaozoushangkantaideyishunjian。
yanhuitingshouzuo，shenfendiweizuigaodeneiyizhuoshangyouyigenianqingnvzi，yanjingliangle，jinjindedingzhetanghaoyaojiandeheimupai，xunsuqishenlikailezuoweiqudaojiaoluolibotongleyigedianhua。
“yeye，wozhaodaoninshuodeheimupaile，buguotadejingyusihu......”
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另一边。
zhongmukuikuizhixia，tanghaozhanzaileliumengdemianqian。
“xiansheng，neimejinrijixinniangzuimeihaodezhufu，jiuyouninlaichenciba。”zhuchirenjianghuatongjiaodaoletanghaodeshoushang。
tanghaojieguohuatong，yuliumengduishilezhengzhengshiduomiao。
空气死一般的沉寂。
suoyourendouzaihaoqitanghaoweihehaibukaikoudeshihou。
呵~
yidaolengdandexiaoshengxiangqi，tanghaomianwubiaoqing，chunchiqiaodong：“neiwojiuzhunimenerweitianzhangdijiuba！”
zhuchirenmanyidedianlediantou。
zheigezhufumeiyourenhewenti。
kexiayiju，tanghaojixukaikoule，zuijiaoguazhewanweidexiaorong：“yinweibiaozipeigou，tianzhangdijiuma！”
轰~
全场哗然。
炸开锅了。
“你特么疯了吧？”
“jiwobazheixiaoziweileqilai！”
wangqingmingliansejingbian，yishengnuhou，shiduogebaobiaoweizailetanghaoshenbian。
“jishenme？bushiyaorangwozhufuma？derangwobahuashuowana！”tanghaoxiaolexiao，zhuanguoshenlaihuanshiyizhou。
“geweikenengyousuobuzhi，wozhengshixinniangdeqiannanyou，nengkandaoliumengxingfu，wozhendehentitagaoxing。”
“wangqingmingxianshengyefeichangrongxing，nengyingqudaozheimepiaoliangdenvhai，suiranshiwoshengxiade......”
suoyoubinkemianmianxiangqu，guguaidekanzhewangqingming。
wangqingmingdeliandoulvle，genbenmeixiangdaotanghaodedanzizheimeda。
tayiweiwunianlaoyuchulai，zheixiaozikandaota，gaixiangneilaoshujiandaomaoyiyang。
“别听他胡扯！”
“nimenjige，rangtajiwobizui！”
王庆明话音刚落。
“定！”
tanghaoyishengqinghe，yaojianqibagehuangfuzhilingkongdansheerchu，tiezaileqibagezhuanghanshenshang。
jigebaobiaoshenzilikejiangzaileyuandi，yidongbudong。
tanghaozeshishouchihuatonglaidaolewangqingmingdangmian，zhanzaikantaishangjugaolinxia。
“huche？wozenmehuchele？xiaomengdeyaojianyouyigexiaozhi，duqixiamianyouyigexiaomuzhidaxiaodetaiji，datuishangyeyouyikuaitaiji，womeishuocuoba？”
tanghaoyouyoudejiangshuzhe，zhabazheyanjingkanzhewangqingmingdelianseyuefazhanghong。
一句也没错。
kezheilishitadehunlixianchang！
yihoutawangqingminghaizenmezaimingchengzuoren？
“wokannixiaozizhenshizhaosi！”
“wuniandelaoyuzhizaimeibanijiaoguai！”
wangqingmingdenuhuoranshaodaoledingfeng，yincecedekanxiangjiaoluoliqitashouxia：“nimen，sheidaduanzheixiaoziyitiaotuiyibaiwan，daduanyishuangshouwushiwan，sheiyaoshiganyaoletademing，wubaiwan！！！”
yizhongshouxiachonglechulai，tanghaohunranbuju，shouwanfanzhuan，yizhangzhangfuluchuxian。
“nideqianyoudiantaidaleba！”
jiuzaizheishi，yidaoqinglengdeshengyinxiangchezaizhenggehuichangli。
yigeshencaigaotiaodenvzi，rongmaowuguanjiweijingzhi，nengshuailiumengshijitiaojie，shenhougenzhesigexizhuanggelvdezhuanghan，yibubuzoujinleyanhuiting。
“lin......linxiaojie！”
xianchangbushaorendourenchulenvren。
wangqingmingyelengleyixia：“zheijianshigenzheigenvrenyoushenmeguanxi？”
linxishimingchengshoufulinjiadedaxiaojie，yeshijintiantatuoguanxizhaoren，haoburongyiqiulaideshenfenzuigaodezhenghunren。
kelinxizenmehuibangtanghaoshuohua？
“xianshengkeshizheiheimupaidezhuren？”linxilaidaotanghaomianqian，jiangzhoushenlengaodeqizhishoulianlejifen，daizhexiexugongjing。
ruguotanghaodeshenfenzhenruyeyemiaoshudeneibanzungui，neitakebuganzaizheiyangderenmianqianyangzhetou。
tanghaopieleyanyaojiandeheimupai，“shi！”
linxijiaoquyizhan，likedanxiergui：“huanzulinjiahouren，jianguoxiansheng！”
轰~
四下皆惊！
linjiadaxiaojielinxijingranjiyigemingbujianjingchuandenianqingrenguixiale！
suoyourendoudengdaleyanjing，buganxiangxinyanqiandehuamian。
“xiansheng，ruoninyudaoleshenmemafan，jinguankaikou，linjiazidangzhaoban！”linxigongjingdeshuodao，yiqiedoushianzhaoyeyedefenfu。
suirantayebuqingchu，yeyekouzhongdetianmenshengzhushihedengshenfen。
buguonengrangyeyeneimejidongde，jueduibuhuijiandan。
tanghaowenyanyanjingyimi，kanlaineilaotouzimeipiantaa。
zheiheipaiziqueshiyoudiannengnai。
saoleyiyanhunlixianchang，tanghaodandandao：“neijiurangzheichanghunlizhongzhiba。”
“是！”
linxigongshouhouqishenkanxiangwangqingming，lenglengdao：“hunlibuyongbanle，sanchangba。”
“zhei......”wangqingmingliansegenchilegoushiyiyangnankan，keshiyijufanbodehuayebuganshuochukou。
liumengshigeputongren，genbenburenshilinxi，yemeijianguolinxi，dangjinule。
“nalilaidenvren，nishuobubanjiububan？”
“nigenzhetanghaoshenmeguanxi？”
“nengrenshitanghaozheizhongren，gujiniyebushishenmehaohuose。”
话没说完。
啪~
yijixiangliangdeerguanghuidangzaizhenggehuichang。
wangqingminghedelianseshabai，yibazhangbaliumengchoudeyigeliejupazailedishang，numadao：“nixianghaisilaozima？banidechouzuijiwobishang！”
“ni......nijingrandawo，jintiankeshizanmendehunli！”liumengwuzhehongzhongdelian，manmujieshibukezhixin。
taixiaquanshitadeniangjiaren。
benxiangzhejintianyangmeituqi。
wangqingmingjingranzaizheigechanghedangzhongzhangguaiyuta。
呵~
yidaoqingyingdexiaoshengxiangqi。
tanghaoqishenlaidaoleliumengshenbian，jugaolinxia。
“ni......nixiangzenmeyang？”liumengdeyanlichongchizhekongju。
“womuqinneiqigeerguangshinishandeba？”
“wo......”liumengzhizhiwuwushuobuchuhualai。
yipangdelinxiliansebianle：“gandashengzhuzhimu，qizuidangzhu，lairen！”
“等等！”
tanghaotaishoulanzhulelinxi，xixuedekanlewangqingmingyiyan：“dagouhaiyaokanzhurenni，tashiwangzongmingmeizhengqudeqizi，jiusuanyaoguanjiao，yeyinggaiyouwangzongqinzichushoucaishi。”
“xianshengshuodeshi！”linxilianmanggongshou，erhoubinglengdemuguangluozailewangqingmingshenshang。
wangqingminghunshenlenghanzhimao。
他有的选吗？
linxizaimingchengdeshouduan，niesitagenniesiyizhimayiyiyang。
xiangdoubuyongxiang，wangqingmingjuqishouyibazhangchouzaileliumenglianshang，shijinlehunshendeliqi。
啪~
xiangliangdeyierguanghuidangzaizhenggedating，choudeliumengyuanbenpiaoliangdeliandanshunjianhongzhongleqilai。
“wangqingming，nigandalaoniang！”liumengyaofengle，zuomengyexiangbudao，zijidezhangfuhuizheiyangduita。
“danizenmele，nichadianhaisilaozi，laozidabusini！”
wangqingmingzishennanbao，nalihaiguanneimeduo，lunyuanleyoushijierguangxiaqu。
liumengkoubixianxuezhiliu，haotaodaku，lianzhongdegenzhutouyiyang。
qigebazhangdawan，wangqingmingrushizhongfu，yaogongsidekanzhelinxi：“heihei，lin......linxiaojie，xingleba？”
linximeiyoushuohua，ershijiangmuguangluozailetanghaoshenshang。
tanghaoditouxiaolexiao：“wunianlaoyuzhizai，yaoshijigebazhangjiunengdixiao，neiweimiantaiqinglexie。”
linxitingdaozheihua，haobuyouyunachuleshouji：“wangju，wangqingmingzaimingchengfanggaolidaideshiyinggaimanbuguonin，pairenlaibanleba。”
wangqingminghundoumeile，putongyishengguizaidishang，liangundaipadepadaolelinxijiaoxia。
“lin......linxiaojie，ninbunengzheiyangduiwo，woduilinjiazheixienianlaimashoushizhan，ninzenmeneng......wojininguixiale，ninraowoyimingba！”
林夕无动于衷。
wangqingmingjianzhuang，yezhidaojintiannengjiutadezhiyoutanghao，yibabaozhuletanghaodedatui，touyigejingdekezaidishang。
“dangnianshiwoyouyanbushitaishan，dezuilenin，zhiyaoninkaikou，zenmemibudouxing，ninxianzaishidarenwule，jiubawodangyigepifangleba，wobuxiangdunjianyu！”
tanghaozhishilengxiao，buyanbuyu。
henkuai，jingchalaijiudaizoulewangqingming，bingqiechafenglexianchang，haipairenquchaolewangqingmingdejia。
yichanghunlihuazuonaoju，liumengbenxiangjiaruhaomen，quebuliaodongfanghaimeikaishijiudeshouhuogua，jialideqianyedoumeile。
tanghaohuiguotoulenglengdekanleliumengyiyan：“zheijiushinimengmeiyiqiudeshenghuoma？”
liumengdeshenzitanruanzaidishang，jiuxiangshidiulehunyiyang。