第4章
youlexiashudefenfu，linxiaoyejiubuzaishushoushujiaole，qinzizoudaoyuanchubazhaopinshidemenguanleqilai，ranhousisidedingzhesuxian，buzhidaoweishenme，zongzhitakanzheixiaoziconglidaowaidoubushunyan，zheixiazhongyuyoulemingzhengyanshunjiaoxunzheijiahuoyidundejihui，genghekuangnvshenjiuzaitadeshenbian，shuobudingtayincihainenggouhuodenvshendeqinglai，baodemeirengui。
“nidaodidabuda，bielangfeishijian。”
linxiaozhenghuanxiangzhe，jiubeisuxiandeshengyindaduanlebairimeng，taqihuhudezouleguolai，likejiubailegongjidejiashi，nuhoudao：“xiaozi，nisidingle！”
linxiaonuhouzhedetongshidachuyiquan，quanfenghuxiao，takebushiwaiqiangzhonggandehuose，youyujiatingdeguanxi，tadeshentikeshidaleshenhoudebajiquandizi，buguohoulaidagaiyinweibushiyongdeguanxi，suoyiyiranjuerandexuexilesanda，zheizhonggengshiyongyubodoudequanfayidanshangshoule，zaijiashangtatizhideguanxi，shigebageputongrenweibijindeletadeshen。
buguokexi，tayudaodeshihuaxiabingwangsuxian！
suxiankandaolinxiaodachudezheiquan，xiayishidezalezazui，shunjianxinlijiumingbaile，duifangdequanshikanqilaiqueshigangmeng，buguoquehoujibuzude，buchusanfenzhongneitadetilikendingjiuhuixiaohaodaijin，taxiangdaocichujiaobuzhouzhuan，shentilinghuodexiangshiyizhihouziyiban，qingeryijudeduobileduifangdequantou。
“shuoyaobishi，nidaoshihaishoua！”
linxiaoyibianchuquanyibiannuhouzhe，keshisuxianjiuxiangshimeitingjianyiyang，renpingduifangbuduandichuquanhuozhechujiao，tadouyiranduobierqiesudukuaidekuazhang，zhengzhengsanfenzhongdeshijian，linxiaoyijingleideqichuanyuyule，queliantadeyijiaodoumeizhandao。
“zenmele，linjiaoguanmeitilile？”suxianjiaobuyiting，kanzheyijingshangqibujiexiaqidelinxiaochaofengdao。
“beibi！”linxiaokuaiyaotuolile，beisuxianqideliansecanbai，tazhidaoyaozaijixuxiaqu，jiusuansuxianshigeputongrendounenggouqingyidebatafangdaole，tayaoyaqiechidehandao：“nizheigebeibixiaoren，younengnaizhengmiangenwoda，paolaipaoqudeyingleyebuguangcai，nirangjiaonigongfuderenyiqimengxiu！”
“好好好！”
suxiantibuyingleshanglai，cikejingranbunufanxiao，zaikanlinxiaodeyanshenyijingyoulehanyi，takaikoudao：“nichenggongdejinuwole，wogangcaikannidaquandeyangzi，xueguojitianbaji？wojiurangnikankanshenmeshizhenzhengdebajiquan！”
“heng，nizheigechuanzhetuqidexiangbalao，nizhidaogegui......”linxiaogangxiangyaochaofengsuxianbudongquan，keshidengkandaosuxiandeqishoushineiyike，tadehuayingshengshengdetunhuileduzili。
suxiandeqishoushikeshibushilinxiaobenshenxuedebaji，ershigengweigulaodeqishoushi，laishikaimenbaji！
linxiaocikeyijingshayanle，wanwanmeixiangdaozheigexiangbalaojingranjingtongzheimenquanfa，jiulianchushenyuguoshushijiadeta，yejiuzhizaicitanglikanguozheimenquanfacanquedetuoben，jushuorujinyijingshichuanle，neimianqianzheigerendaodishizhuangqiangzuoshihaishiyouzhencaishiliao，taxinliyerenbuzhufanqiledigu，gangzhunbeichushoushitandeneiyike，tadeerpanchuxianlejianruixiaosheng，jinjiezheyanqianzhikandaoyigeheiyingxilai，tashoubeiyitaigangzhunbeigedang，jiutingdaogabayisheng，tazhenggerenfeilechuqu。
“阿！”
gaosimengkandaozheiyimurenbuzhujianjiaoleqilai，kuai，taikuaile，tashenzhidoumeikanqingchusuxianshizenmedongshoudelinxiaojiuyijingfeilechuqu，eryipangyizhiyilailianshangxiezhedandinglianggezidexiashucikeyebudandingle，tajingyadezhanleqilai，liangzhixiaoyanzhanfangchulecongweijianguodejidong、jingyazhongzhongfuzadeqingxu。
“woyingleba。”suxiandanledanyifu，yundanfengqingdeshuodao：“jiexialaishibushikeyitantanxinzile。”
“bukeneng！”gaosimengfennudepaizhezhuozi，zhizhesuxiandao：“nihaimeiyoushangbanjiubawomendebaoanduidejiaoguandashangle，wobukenengluyongni，nijiwozou！”
suxianeleyisheng，duigaosimengdedaanyebuyiwai，tabenlaijiubujuedegaosimenghuiluyongta，buguoshijiandaoneigelinxiaotaixiaozhanglexiangyaocuocuotaderuiqibale，shuoqilailinxiaoyezhinenggouzirendaomei，ruguobushiduifangjinuziji，zijiyebuhuichushoujiushitieshankaobatazhuangfeichuqu。
“deng......dengyixia！”
jiuzaisuxianzhunbeilikaideshihou，linxiaoquezhanleqilai，tacikezhenggerenmimihuhudejiuxiangshibeikachezhuangguoleside，liangzhigeboyehaowuzhijuele，keshiqueqiangchengzhekaikoudao：“simeng，tawoluyongle！”
“什么！”
gaosimenghesuxianyiqizhuanguotoubukesiyidewangzhelinxiao，zheijiahuobuhuishibeidashaleba，doubeidachengzheiyangle，haiyaoluyongzheigezuikuihuoshou？
“linxiao，nifengle！”gaosimengxiangbutong，chayidekaikoudao：“tabanidachengzheiyang，liuzaidushijiushigedingshizhadan，yaoshinatianfaqifenglaisheinenglandezhu！”
“simeng，nixiangxinwoyici。”linxiaoyeyoukunanyan，kusedekanzhegaosimengqingshengdao：“bataliuxia，niyaodanxindehuajiudangzuoshiwodezhushou，gongziwolaifadoukeyi，niwubibangbangmangbataliuxia！”
“神经病！”
gaosimengmaleyiju，keshitaiqitoukanjianlinxiaorucijiandingdeyanshen，zuizhongyewukenaihedeyaoleyaotou，kanzhexiashushuodao：“xiashu，ninshiyuanlao，ninkanzheijianshizenmeban？”
“wojuede......”xiashuyuyanyouzhidekanlegaosimengyiyan，zheicaihuanhuankaikoudao：“wojuededushibaoanduizheiyikuaihaishiyouxieboruode，yougegaoshouweibishihuaishi，jiranlinxiaoyuanyijizheixiaozigongzi，zanmenjiujitaguageminghaole，gongsimeiyouewaidezhichu，younenggouhuanyangyigegaoshou，dongshizhangbukenengbutongyide。”
“woshuobuguonimen。”gaosimengchediwunaile，lianggepeishendedoushixiangtongdeyijian，tayeshizaizhaobuchuhualaifanbo，tacikehuitoukanzhesuxiandao：“putongbaoangongzi，baochibaozhu，nengtongyimingtianlaizhaowodengji！”
“没问题。”
suxianxiaole，meixiangdaohaiyouyiwaideshouhuo，tacuozheshoudao：“neinengbunengjintianjiuzhuzaibaoandui，woxianzaiyemeidifangzhu。”
“bukeneng！”gaosimengzhouqilemeitou，zheijiahuoyetaitandewuyanle，haimeiyouruzhi，jiuxiangyaodapogongsideguiju。
“wolaijinianpai。”linxiaokuxiaozhekanlesuxianyiyan，tazhidaozijidenvshenyijingzaibaofadebianyuanle，ganjinshuodao：“nixiangenwozou，womenhuangedifangzaishuo。”
suxiandianlediantou，genzailinxiaoshenhouyilu，xinlidoufanzheyihuo，zheijiahuoweimianyetaiqiguaile，buguoshibeizijizouleyidun，yebuzhiyuyixiazijiuduizijizheimehaoba，nanbuchengtashigeboli？，keshitaduigaosimengneizhongehupushideyanshen，shazidoukandechulai，bukenengshijiadea！
yixiangdaozheili，suxianzaikanlinxiaodeyanshenjiuyoudianguguaile，buhuishizijiyongliguodu，baduifangxingquxiangdoujidawaileba？，zheishixiangxiangjiuyizhenexin，tamomodezaixinligaosuzijiyidingbushizheiyangde。
linxiaodaizhesuxianzoudaoledushiwaimianyigebuqiyandexiaoqu，zheishidushideyuangongsushe，tahenkuaizoudaoyigedudongbieshudemenkou，huiguotouchensileyihui，kusangzheliankanzhesuxiangangadao：“ninengbunengbangwojieyixiakuzi？”
解裤子？
suxianheleyitiao，yizhuantoubaichulegegedoushi，xinjingdanzhandeshuodao：“nibiebawodangchengbolile，wokeshizhinan，nizaitiwulideyaoqiuwokenenghuidasinide！”
“ni......nilengjingyixia！”linxiaodoukuaibeiqikule，ganjinyaohuangshenzitedibaliangtiaowulideshoubeishuaizhe，gengyandao：“woyebushibolia，nibawoshoudatuojiule，wozenmenayaochikaimena！”