qingyunshizuoweiquanguoxinyixianchengshi，buguanshizaijiaoyuhuanjing，haishichengshiguimoshang，douyulaodeyixianchengshimeishenmechabie。
zuijindedichanxingyegengshichaoderehuochaotian，henduokaifashangxiudaoleqiji，fenfenzaiqingyunshigoumaidipi，zhibeishangpinzhufang。
jinjinyinianshijian，yuanbenqibaqiandefangjian，lengshibeichaodaoleliangsanwandetianjia，henduorendouhouhuimeizaodianduomaijitao。
tianhonghaoyuzuoweiquanguodiyidadichanshang，zichanbianbuquanguo，bujinloupanjiagebijiaoqinmin，haizhichishoufufenqi，yincibushaonianqingrendouhuixuanzezaizheiligoufang。
jiangfenggangyixiache，zoujinshouloubu，jiuyousansigenianqingnvguwenzouleshanglai。
buguodangkandaojiangfengshicongchuzuchexialaide，haichuanzheyishenlianjiadexiuxianfu，dunshimeilexingqu，yigegesankai。
jiangfengdunshibeiliangzailedatingli。
erjiuzaicishi，yimingyimiwuliu，pifuyouhei，bizishangzhangzheyikeheizhidenianqingrenzouleshanglai，kandaozhanzhedejiangfeng，dunshiyanqianyiliang。
“aiyouyou，zheibushizanmenshijiangtaigongma？nibushichuguokaoyanlema？zenmeyoukongdaozanmenzheililai，shifacaile，zhunbeimaifangle？”
jiangfengmeitouyizhou，tingzheshengyinyouxieershu，zhuantouyikan，yedunshileleqilai，xiaodao：“yo，woshuozheshengyintingqilaizazheimejian，yuanlaishisundashenga，nibushiquhuaguoshandanghouwanglema？zenmepaodaozheilidangxiaoshouyuanle？”
猴王？
nianqingrenliansedunshiyihei，tabenlaijiuzhangdeai，zaijiashangwenyiyanchudeshihouyanleyicisunwukong，jiubeirenqulezheimeyigewaihao，zhishihenduorenzhidaotajiujiushifuxiaozhang，meirengandangzhetamianshuo，zhiyoujiangfengzheisiduitou，yizhibazheijianshiguazaizuibian，rangtachengweiquanxiaoxiaobing。
sundashengnaohuodedenglejiangfengyouyiyan，ranhouzhizhezijixiongkoudepaizi，shuodao：“xiaoshouyuan？zhengdanidegouyankankan，laozishizheilidexiaoshoubujingli。”
“niyiweiwoxiangnia，dajiabeixuexiaokaichuxueji？yiweiwohundebinicha，xiangdalianwo？meimen！”
jiangfengdelianpidunshiyizhenchouchu，wohundebinicha？
neikebuyiding，daoshihoubuzhidaosheidasheidelian。
“luozi，nilaikankanzanmenxuexiaodexuebarenwu！”sundashenghuranpailepaishouzhang，duizheshenhoudahan。
“laila，houge！”
yishengqingroumeihuodeshengyinzaixiaoshoubulixiangqi，jiezhe，yizhenqingkuaidejiaobushengcongloudaochuanlai，yimingshencaigaotiaodemiaomannvzizouleguolai，wanzhesundashengdebozi，muguangkanxiangjiangfeng。
sundashengzhizhejiangfeng，shuodao：“jieshaoyixia，zheiweishizanmentaiquandaoshetuandeshezhangjiangfeng，haishizanmenxuexiaoweiyideduyansheng，buguoneishiyiqian，xianzaigujizainagegedabanzhuan。”
shuowanzhihou，yourouzheluozideqiaolian，deyidao：“zheishiwonvpengyou，yeshiwomenbandebanhua，wokeshizhuilehaojiu，xianzaitahewozouzaileyiqi，nikanwomenbanpeibu？！”
yibianshuozhe，sundashenghaibuzhilianchidelazheluozideshou，yongbizixiuzheshoubeishangdexiangqi，yiliantaozuidebiaoqing。
erluozizepeihezheta，yilianaorandekanzhejiangfeng。
般配？
kanzheerrenxiuenaideyangzi，jiangfengzuijiaochouchu，xianglexiangcaidiantoushuodao：“banpeishibanpei，buguowoquannimenyihouguangjiebuyaoshouqianshou。”
“weishenme？”
sundashengyileng，xiayishidewen。
jiangfengkanlekanyimiqiwudeluozi，zaikankanshengaoyimiwuliudesundasheng，daxiaozheshuodao：
“henjiandan，yinweinimenzouzaiyiqi，buhuirangrenrenweishilianren，ershiyiweishimeinvzailiugou，bu，shiliuhou……”
“puchi……”
luozidunshirenbuzhuxiaochushenglai。
sundashenglianseheidefazi，yibatuikailuozi，nushengdao：“xiaoshenmexiao，laozijiusuanshiyimiwu，yenengqinizheitiaodazhangtui，zaiganquxiaolaozi，xinbuxinworangnigunchuqu？”
shuowan，sundashengmuguangbinglengdezhuanxiangjiangfeng，yilianweixiedao：“wogaosunijiangfeng，wokanzaizanmenshitongxuedefenshangjinimianzi，meirangnigunchuqu，niyaoshibuzhihaodai，bieguaiwobuliuqingmian。”
“sheigennishitongxue，wokegaopanbushangnizheizhongdalaoban。”
jiangfenglenglengdekanzhesundasheng，ranhoudao：“dayewoshilaimaifangde，wolaizheilijiunimendekeren，nimendeshangdi，niyaoshiganganren，xinbuxinwodadianhuatousunimen？”
“haishangdi，ci？”sundashengbuxiedekanzhejiangfeng，dao：“niyaoshimaideqifangzi，laozijintiandangzhesuoyourendemian，daolilaxi。”
“zheikeshinishuode。”
jiangfengdunshipaishouguzhang，huangusizhou，dashengdao：“dajiadoutinghaole，nimendehouwangshuozhiyaowomailefangzi，jintianjiuzaizheilidaolilaxi，qingdahuozuogejianzheng！”
“woca...”
sundashengqideyaoyaqiechi，zhizhejiangfeng，dao：“dajiatingting，jiuzheigelaizinongcundeqiongxiaozi，liangexiangyangdezhusuodoumeiyou，jurandayanbucandeshuoyaozaizheilimaifang，zhenshihuatianxiazhidaji！”
budengdajiashuohua，sundashengjixudao：“niyigeqiongxiaozizhidaozheilidedipiduoguima？wotianhonghaoyudedipizuibianyiyeshiyiwanqiyipingfang，nibiyeyekuailiangnianle，nengmaideqiyijiancesuobu？jiusuanninengnadaodaikuan，ninengjiaodeqishoufu？nandaonihaixiangkaonineizaidilibaoshidelaoniang....”
“niyaoshizaigantiwomuqinyiju，wobaozhengdaduannidetui！”
sundashenghuahaimeishuowan，jiukandaojiangfengdeyanshenbiandeyinhen。
孙大圣顿时吓住了。
sundashengzheicaixiangqi，jiangfengzhisuoyibeikaichuchudaxue，jiushiyinweiyigehaomenzidirumalejiangfengdemuqin，beijiangfengdaduanleshuangtui，zheicaidaozhijiangfengmeinengduwandaxue。
zicongneiyihou，suoyourencaiqingchudezhidao，jiangfengshiyigechetoucheweidefengzi。
rumajiangfengkeyi，rumatamuqin，buxing。
sundashengzuibadongledong，zuihouhaishimeinengshuochukou，tahaizhenpajiangfengzuochushenmefengkuangdeshiqing。
sundashengzhenglileyixiayifu，liansenankandezhizhejiangfeng，dao：“maifang，xinga，laozijintiandaoyaokankanniyigeqiongxiaoziyaomaishenmefang，ruguonidaoshihoutaobuchuqianlai，bieguailaotongxuewobaojing，gaoniraoluanzhixu！”
“laoziyaomaibieshu，yiqianpingmineizhong！”
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jiangfengdehuayichu，suoyourendoulengzhule，sundashenglengzhule，luoziyelengzhule。