tingdaoluozidehua，jiangfengweiweiyileng，zhuangmozuoyangdeshuodao：
“duia！woyebuzhidaowoxiaoshudianqianyoujiwei，liufang，bangwochacha，kankanwodeqiangoubugou！”
weiweiyileng，qianyidejieguojiangfengdeyinxingka，charuposji，dianjichaxunyueanniuzhihou，liufangyanjingdaizhi……
“shenmea！bujiushimeiqianme！laoniangzaojiu……”
yibianshuozhe，luoziditoukanxiangposji，yanjingtongyangzhengdelaoda——
“jiuweishu！jingranshijiuweishuyishangdecunkuan！”
什么？九位数？
yishunjian，zhenggeshouloubudouanjingxialai！
tebieshiliweiwei，xiaozuizhangdelaoda，jianzhinengtunxiayitoudaxiang。
jiuzaizhongrenanjingdeshihou，luoziyibajiangliufanglazaishenhou，niuzheyaozhinuodaojiangfengshenbian，qingqingdezhuanglejiangfengdejianbangyixia，dieshengdieqideshuodao：
“aiya，shijiangfengshuaige，yuanlainicaishiyinzangzuishendetuhaoa！ningangcaipianderenjiahaokua，daoxianzairenjiadexiaoxinzanghaizaiputongputongluantiaoni！buxinnimomo……”
shuozhe，luozizhijieshenshou，jiuxianglajiangfengdeshou，ranhoujiangfengqueshiyilianxianededuokai，zheirangluoziyouxieganga。
“haoma，haoma！renjiazhidaocuole！zanmenxianzaijiuqiandanba，liufangdayingnideyouhuiwoyenengdaying，shenzhishitadayingbulenide，renjiayenengdaying……”luozichaozhejiangfengyigejingpaomeiyan，xiangshewailu，chongmanzhewujinyouhuo。
zheirangsundashengyouxiechiwei。
“luozi，nigechou**，ni……”
sundashengdehuahaimeishuowan，luozijiuhuoranzhuanshen，duizhesundashenglishenghedao：
“chounimagetou！koukoushengshengshuonishifuerdai，bierenshiqiong**si，jieguonicaishizuiqiongdeneige！gun！congjintiankaishi，laonianghenimeiyouyidingdiandeguanxi！”
擦
sundashengliansedabian，zhandoudezhizheluozi……
budengsundashengkaikoushuohua，erloubangongshidedamenhongranbeituikai，jiezheyigenianjisanshiduosui，fangfoshutouledeshuimitaoyibande**liansebinglengdezoulexialai！
“chaoshenmeni？”
kandaonvzixialai，sundashenglimabeigongquxideshangqianliangbushuodao：
“baizong，wo……”
budengsundashengshuowan，beichengweibaizongdenvrenzhijiedaduansundashengdehua，kanzheliufangshuodao：
“fangfang，nishuozenmehuishi！”
什么？
芳芳？
tingdaobaizongduiliufangdechenghu，sundashengzhijueyanqianyihei，chadianyunguoqu！
“baiyi，bu，baizong，wo……”
kanzhejiejiebabadeliufang，jiangfengqingtanyisheng，zhijiekaikoushuodao：
“haishiwolaishuoba！wolainimenzheiermaibieshu，jieguoyilaijiubeinimenzheiersundashengzhiyejingligezhongchaofeng，zuihouhaishiliufangbangwojieshao，wocaijuedingzaizheiermaiyitaobieshu，jieguozheiweisundashengdenvpengyoujiulaiqiangdanzi！duile，zheijianshiqing，neiweichenlaobanqinyansuojian！”
kanleyiyanzhengzaidiantoudechenlaobanzhihou，baizongliansezhujianyinhan，zhuantoudingzhesundashengyijiluozishuodao：
“sundasheng，luozi，nimenlianggezijizhudongcizhiba，womengongsibuxuyaonimenzheizhongbailei！”
“buyaoa，baizong！wozaizheierkeshijingjingyeye，renlaorenyuan，henduodanzi……”
budengsundashengshuowan，baizongzhijiekaikoushuodao：
“henduodanzidoubeinijingjingyeyedenonghuangle，duiba？”
e……
孙大圣直接愣住了！
budengsundashengxiangchulaiduice，baizongjiuzhijiekaikoudao：
“buzhiyigerenxiangwotousu，shuonijiagongjisi，nazhewomenzhidinghaodezhekou，xiangmaifangzhesuoquqiancai，shenzhihaizhangzhezhiweizhibian，saoraoqitazhiyeguwen！”
“keshi，shiwogejieshaowolaidea！zaizenmeshuo，niyedehewogeshuoqingchuba！”
ruandebuxing，sundashengzhijiezhanzhileshenti，bubeibukangdekanzhebaizongshuodao！
lenghengyisheng，baizongjixushuodao：
“ruguobushiyinweinige，wozaojiubaniganchuqule！xuyaowobanizuodeshiqingdouxiangnigexiangxideshuoyibianme？”
“ni……”
sundashengshentizhandou，jiezheshenshouzhizhebaizong，nushengdao：“hao！henhao！baiqiangwei，nijiwodengzhe，xiwangnibuyaohouhui！”
shuowan，sundashengzhuanshenjiuzou，zoudaodamenkoudouranzhuanshen，shixiansaoguochenlaoban、baiqiangwei、jiangfeng、liufangdengrenzhihou，lengxiaoyishengshuodao：“nimendoujilaozidengzhe！jinrizhichou，wosundashengyidinghuibao！”
shuowan，sundashengshuaimenerqu！
……
kanzhelikaidesundasheng，luozizhanglezhangzui，jichuyizhangbikuhainankandexiaorong，duibaiqiangweishuodao：
“baizong，wo……”
“nishenmeni？xuyaowobanihesundashengzaiyiqigandehaoshidoushuochulaime？”
“buyong，buyong，wozijizou！”
lianmangdaduanbaiqiangweidehua，luozilianmangpaochuqu：
“houge，dengdengziera，wulunpinqionghaishifugui，zierdougenzheni……”
“gun！nigeshuixingyanghuadechou**！”
……
dengliangrendoulikaizhihou，baiqiangweizoudaojiangfengshenbian，qianqianyixiaoshuodao：
“rangninjianxiaole！weilebiaoshiqianyi，ninmaidefangzi，zaiyuanjiadejichushang，jinindagejiuzhe！”
“taihaole！yiqianwubaibashiwandefangzi，beisundashengzheimeyinao，zhijiebianyilesanbaiwan，zhenhao！”
shuodaozheili，jiangfengjixushuodao：
“duile，haiyouzhiqianshuohaodesanniandewuyefeiheyiliangwushiwanzuoyoudeche，zheiyixiahaole，fangzichezidouyoule，haishengleyibaiduowan，zhenhao！”
kanzhedesedejiangfeng，baiqiangweizuijiaoweiweichouchu！
zaozhidaozheixiaozishizheimedese，jiubudazhele！
zhuanshenkanzhechenlaoban，baiqiangweiweixiaozheshuodao：
“chenlaobanshiba，ninkanshangdefangzi……”
budengbaiqiangweishuowan，chenlaobandashouyihui，haoqingwanzhangdeshuodao：
“buyongjiwodazhe，wojiushikankan，bumai！haha……”
yibianxiaozhe，chenlaobanlazheliweiweijiuzou！
买房子？
开什么玩笑！
zhiqiandoushuole，maidefangziyidingbunengbijiangfengneigeqiongxiaozicha，keshizhuanyanjianqiongxiaozibiantuhaole，maidehaishijiazhiyiqianwubaiduowandebieshu，tazhishiweileanfuliweiwei，jitadidimaifang，zenmekenenghuishedehuazheimeduoqianmaibieshu？
zhishizoudeshihou，liuweiweibennengyouxiebuyuanyi，zuihoushenshendekanlejiangfengyiyan，caigenzhechenlaobanhuidaocheli。
zaiyizhongzhiyeguwenxianmudemuguangzhong，jiangfengzhijieshuaka，quankuanmaibieshu！
dangran，neixiezhiyeguwenkendingxiangbudao，cishitangzaiqihaobieshudesiloudachuangshangdejiangfeng，zhengkanzheyinxingkalixiaoshideyiqianwubaiduowan，xintengdezuijiaochouchu！
zheikeshiyiqianwubaiduowana，jiuzheiyangmeile。
danshikandaohoumianlianxudejichuanling，jiangfengyoubiandexinqingyukuaiqilai。