“yihoujialideyirisancandouyounizuo，meirijiwoduanpandaoshui，bieyitiantiandibuzuoshi，haiyouzuowanfan，biejiwoshangzhuochi，kanzhejiuhuiqi！”
beishuodelinyouyouluchuchixiao！
让我做饭？
hairangwoduanpandaoshuisihouta？
媳妇儿不能上桌？
linyouyoujiangwangyuemeideshouyongliyizhua，“bushi，daqingdouwangle，zenmenimenzheixielaosixianghaishouzhe，dangfanchima！”
“aiyou，tengteng！jianyatou，niganzheimeduinipopo，xinbuxinjiafasihou！”
操！
zheixienaoziyoubingde，doushenmeniandaile，haijiafa，shoushangyiniu，qingqingyituikai，renjiuwangdishangshuaiqu。
tengdewangyuemeiyoushiaihaoyisheng！
“tianshade，lairenna，xifueryaoshapopole！wodeera！zenmejiuqulezheimeyigeeponiang。”
daozaidishangbutingdipaidiban，shoushanghaibuwangyongnicazijilianshang，yiduncaozuo，balinyouyoudouyaokandaile！
不是！
我很轻的！
waimianshengyinchuanlai，linyouyoujianguolvcha，haimeiyoujianguoepopo，jiranruci，jiubieguaiwolinyouyoule！
kanlepangbiandegunzi，kuaisuzouguoqunaleqilai，wangyuemeiyiweitayaodaziji，haodegengdashengle。
jieguozijishouzhongduoleyigenmugun！
yewangjileaihao，zhenglengdizuozainishuili。
linyouyoujiangnishuiwanglianshangyimo，wangdishangyitang，shunjianzangleyifu，yuguangqiaojianwaimianderenzoujin。
laguogunziwangzijishenshangfang，fachukuyesheng。
“aniang，wobushiguyishuidewande，qiuqiunibuyaozaidawole，youyouzhidaocuole，youyouyihouyidinghuiqidezao，jiniduanshiduanniao，qiuqiunile，wuwuwu……”
jinlaiderenkanzheyilaoyishaotanzuozainishuishang，nvzikudelihuadaiyude，jujukenqiu，beihoushileyidapian，shoushanghaiduolejidaohonghen，yifubeirenqifudebuganfankangdekelian。
fanyingguolaidewangyuemeilijirengdiaoshouzhongdegunzi，zhizhelinyouyoudashengjieshi，“bu、bushinimenkandaodeyangzi，shi、shizheigejian、linyouyouguyide，womeiyoudata！”
lairenshijihaishenghesanshuzi，simeizi，haiyoujigenianlingxiaodiandehaizi。
jihaishengyilianbuxiangxindikanzhewangyuemei，zhizedao：“youyougangjinmen，nizheibanzuotai，shixiangcunliderenduiwomenchuojiliangguma！”
zhuanerzouguoqu，rangjiyuejianglinyouyoufuleqilai，tiwangyuemeidaoqian，“youyoua，aniangyebushiguyide，adiexiangnipeibushi。”
linyouyoudizhetou，jianbangyizhanyizhandi，sihushouleruodadeweiqu，bizilihaishiyoushiwudifachuweiruodechoutisheng，huanhuantaiqitou，yishuanghongtongtongdeyanjingduishishangjihaisheng。
“meishide，youyouxihuanxuanchengege，yehuixihuanxuanchengegedejiaren，youyoubupabeiaida，xuanchengegeshuo，yaotinganiangadiedehua。”
linyouyouneixinjidubengkui，taxiang……xiao！
原来演绿茶这么爽！
zheixiehuawuzhongshengyou，xianzaitadeshentixuruo，kebunengyinglai，dengtashentihuifule，butuoyicengpi，neishiduibuqiwozheibandishengxiaqi！
jiyuesuiranyebumanzijizheigedasaozheibanrouruo，chulezheizhanglianhaokanyidian，zhei**youxiao，shoudexiangxiaojizaiside，jiajizijidedage，yidiandoubupei！
danshidagehuiduiwushi，dingzhuzijiyaoduozhaogudasao，kanzaidagedemianzishang，nengbangzebang。
“adie，dasaoyeshigangjinjiamen，henduodoubushiying，aniangyebuyinggaidadasaoruoshizhoubianlinjuzhidao，pashi……”
wangyuemeiqiaozheyijiazidoutoulaibuyinggaideyanshen，qidezhizhelinyouyoudao：“nigehumeizi，kendingshiyongleshenmerangtamenzheiyangzi，wojintianbudani，wojiubuxingwangyuemei！”
shuowan，zhengyaowanshenqunagunzi。
linyouyoudixiadetoulushanguoyisixiao，jiranxiangwan，neijiufengpeidaodi！