第3章 十一碗牛肉面做诊金

suqiaoqiaoquedinglemengliangshizaichuiniu,longfeitianneishishenmeren?chishoukongquanchuangxiadelinghailongjia,duanduandejishinian,jiuchuangxiakanbineixiechuanchengjidaishenzhishishijidaishijiadediyun,zheiqishiyibanrennenggouzuodaode?

zailongjiamianqian,sujiajiushigedidi,haishizuixiaodeneizhong。

jieguoxianzaimengliangjuranshuoyaoqurenjiadejiachan,manlinghaiganzheimechuiniude,jinciyifeneryi。

tachuibuchuidebuyaojin,yishubuhuiyeshichuiniuba,fuqinkehaihunmizheni。

yixiangdaozheili,suqiaoqiaodexinligengmeidile,keshirenyijingzhaolaile,zhinengsimadanghuomayile,dabulejiudangshiqingleyigepianfangchijiaolangzhongpengyunqihaole。

yilushangsuqiaoqiaozaimeijitahaolianse,mengliangdaoyeshiqu,yebuzaihangsheng。

cheziyizhidaolelinghaidongbudebieshuqu,zaiyidongdudongdedabieshuyuanzizhongtinglexialai,yigeweizheweiqundeyuanlianfunvpaoleguolaidao:“daxiaojienikesuanshihuilaile,eryeheyangzongqingledafulaijilaoyekanbing,xianzaizhengzaihuizhenyaoxiafangzini,keqianwanbiexiangshangciside,chadianjiu……”

jiuzaizheiyuanlianfunvshuohuadeshihou,bieshudeerlouchu,yigemiansefanqingdenianqingnanzi,zhengyilianyinlengdidingzhezheiyimu。

“tamenjuranganbaworaoguoqu,taiguofenle,liuma,zheishiwoqinghuilaidedafu,nidaitajinqu,woqukanwoba!”

suqiaoqiaoshuozhedangxiandengdengdipaojinlebieshuli,daoshineiweiliuma,yilianhuyididaliangzhemengliang,yibiandaizhetawanglizou,yibiandigudao:“zheimenianqingdedafu,pabushigepianziba!”

mengliangyiliandekuxiaobude,zijiyexianglaochengyidian,yexianghuziyidaba,keshinianlingjiuzaizheilibaizheni,jiusuanxianzaiyongyirongshugaibianrongmaoyelaibujileya。

“liuma,woshigentayiqilaide,nikandaoleyo!”

“shishishi,kandaole,jinlaiba!”

liumashuozhe,lingzhemenglianggangjinlemen。

datinglihuozuohuozhanshijigeren,juedabufendoushiyishenbaidagua,qixilvexianlinglizhe,xianranshixiyiyipai,erqiduchenwenzhe,zeshizhongyiyimai,lianghuofenduimianerzuo,jingweifenming。

mengliangzhijiejiuzhaolegeshafazuoxia,raoyouxingqudikanzhezheichanghuizhen,huozheshuoduizhi。

suqiaoqiaobaozheshoubei,yizaitongwangloushangwoshideloutikouchu,mianchenrushui。

zaitadeduimian,yigexizhuangdeti,miandaiweiyandezhongnianren,yigeyixizhangpao,yandaixiachui,manlianjiuseqidelaotou。

“yangshu,dabo,shangcibushiyijingqingguoyishenghuizhenlema?jiulianguowaidexiyidouqingguole,feidanmeiyouzhihaowobadebing,haichadianchuledashi,zenmezheiciyouqing?”suqiaoqiaoyilianbuyuedidao。

suqiaoqiaodehua,rangjingweifenmingdeneiliangpailiansedoubushineimehaokan,ruobushikansujiazailinghaihaiyoujifenyingxiangli,douyaofuxiuerqule。

“niyigeyatoupianzidongshenme!”laotouzhongzhongdiyipaizhuozilishenghedao,“tonglindaolaoxianshengkeshijigeguozhengyaokanbingdedaguoshou,nengbataqinglai,yijingshijiwolaotouzitiandademianzile,ganjinjiwodaoqian!”

suqiaoqiaolenglengdikanlekanneigeqiduchenwendebaihuzilaotou,laotouxiangtaweiweiyidiantou,biaoshijieshoutadedaoqian。

neigeyangshudazheyuanchangdao:“tonglindaolaoxianshengkanchengdaguoshou,woqinglaidezheiweisongtiannanyisheng,ganggangcongguowaijinxiuhuilai,zuishanzhangdejiushiyinanzazheng,zuishanzhangdejiushishenjingwaike,haochengshenshou,ruobushiwoqingledalingdaochumian,genbenjiuqingbudongde,qiaoqiaonibierenxingwuleshi!”

neimingxizhuangzhongnianrenshenshendikanlesuqiaoqiaoyiyan,ranhouqishennaqiyigehecidepianzi,qingqingdiyidou,pianzifachuyishengqingcuidezhaxiangsheng,doupianzizheimeyigexiaodongzuo,jiuxianchutashenhoudexiyiquezhengongdilai。

“suxianshengdepianziwokanleyixia,wohuaiyishitoubunieyenaobushenjingyichangjiuchansuozhi,suoyiwojianyikailujiancha,zhiyaozhaodaobingzao,jiangshenjingguiwei,bingziranjiuhaole!”

yangshuxiaodao:“kankanrenjiasongtiannanyisheng,yiyanjiukanchuwentisuozai,daodishishenshou,neihaidengshenme?ganjinanpaiyiyuanshoushuba!”

sudaboyilianbuyuedidao:“huizhenhuizhen,tonglindaolaoxianshenghaimeikaikou,zenmejiaohuizhen?tonglaoxiansheng,ninzenmekan?”

neiweizhangpaolaozhedandandiyixiaodao:“maiyehaole,bingliyekanle,worenweishiganqiyurendusuozhi,zhongdianjiuzaiyushentingyudu,dilongsandutangkejie,ruoshipeiyizhenzhiyixiejiaoshoufacibaihui、shangxing、shentingsanxue,xiaoguohuigenghao。”

xianzaisuqiaoqiaoyixiazijiuxianruleerxuanyidejiangjudangzhong,shisongtiannansuoshuodekailuhaishitonglindaodetangyaojiazhenzhi?tingqilaihaoxianghouzhegengkaopuyixie,bijingkailua,fengxiantaidale!

zaixuanzejiannandeshihou,suqiaoqiaoxiayishidikanxiangmengliang,haoxiangzheigerencaishizijiqinghuilaideyisheng,jiushibuzhidaokaobukaopu。

“neige……neigeshei,nirenweini?”

suqiaoqiaodeyijuhua,basuoyourendemuguangdouxiyindaolemengliangdeshenshang,mengliangrengranshiyilianchunliangdeweixiao,xiaozhedao:“worenweidoubuzenmeyang!”

“放屁!”

sudabodunshijiunule,liujinshouzhangyitaizhixiangmengliangdebizihedao:“ninamaochulaide?nianjiqingqingdejiukouchukuangyanzhiyishenshousongyishenghetonglindaolaoxiansheng?qiaoqiao,nikankanni,gandezheidoujiaoshenmeshi,shengpanibahuodezhangleshibushi!”

yangshutanlekouqi,yilianmaiyuandikanzhesuqiaoqiaodao:“qiaoqiaoa,bushishushuoni,nizheishibingjiluantouyile,nijiushizaiguanxinlaosu,yebunengbapianziyeqingdaojialilaia!”

suqiaoqiaobeiliangweizhangbeishuluodemanliantonghong,pianpianhaiwufabamengliangdeshenqishuochukou。

zheishi,congloushangzouxiayigemianseqingbaizuichunfanzidenianqingren,shenhouhaidaizheliangmingheixizhuangbaobiao,yilianyizhiqishidihedao:“ba、yangshu,gentashuoneimeduoganshenme,barenganchuqujiushile!”

nianqingrenshuozhe,zhiyongyanjiaobuxiedisaolemengliangyiyan,ranhouyihuishoudao:“yebiezhenglaizhengqule,xianrangtonglaoxianshengdezhongyaozhenzhishiyishi,ruguobuxingdehua,jiuqingsongxianshengkailu,shudebingbunengzaidanwule,womenbixuyaochengdanbiyaodefengxian,wolaiqianmianzewenjian!”

sudaboyilianlaohuaidaweididunzheliujinshouzhang,kanzhesuqiaoqiaoyilianhentiebuchenggangdidao:“qiaoqiaoa,nidanfanyourongshisanfendandang,yebuzhiyubanibadebingqingdanwudaozheigedibu,wanghougongsideshinibieguanle,zhuanxinzhaogunibababa!guoqiang,nishuoni!”

pangbiandeyangshuxiaomimididao:“laogeshuodeyoudaoli,qiaoqiaoa,womenyedoushiweilenihaoa!”

suqiaoqiaoqidemianhongruxue,sanyanliangyubianyaojiangfuqinyishengdexinxuequandouduozoulema!