第一章相亲
“听说你有编制？”
yuncheng，yijiahaohuakafeitingli，wangxinyidengzhedadadexingyankanxiangmianqianshenchuanlansewaimaizhifudeqingniannanziwendao！
wangxinyiyikaikoujiuxiyinlezhouweibushaorendezhuyi。
buweibiede，zhiyintataipiaoliangle。
jingzhimeiyandewuguan，mingyandaqideqizhi。
shencaiaotuyouzhi，xiongfengerting。
yishenolzhifutaozaishenshang，gengshisanfachumirenqizhi。
“ng！dunguojinianjianyu！”
shenchuanlansewaimaizhifudelinyuanshenqingzhiredeshuodao。
ciketadeyishuangyanjing，zhengsisidingzhewangxinyibaihuahuadexiongkou。
naliyouyigejinsuodiaozhui！
chucizhiwai，haiyouyitiaoshenbujiandidegouhe。
tingwanlinyuandehuahou，wangxinyidunshiganjuezijidexueyadoubaozhanglebushao。
shentamadunguojianyujiushiyoubianzhi！
xianzaidemeipodouzheimebukaopudema？
laixiangqinzhiqian，meipogenzijishuo，nanfangyoubianzhi，renwenzhong，youaixin，chulerenzhangdeyibanyiwai，meiyourenhequedian。
danyanqiandelinyuan，haoxiangchuleshuaiyiwai，qiyudegenmeiposuojieshaodeqingkuangwanquanbuxianggan。
“neige……meinv，ninengrangwokanyixiama？”
linyuanzhilezhiwangxinyixiongqiandeneigejinsuodiaozhuishuodao！
yucitongshi，tashenshoujinkudouyizhenmosuo。
neidongzuohaoxiangshiyaojiangshenmedabaobeijitaochulaiyiyang。
“你说什么！？”
wangxinyiyilianbukezhixindekanxianglinyuan，xuanjitayouditoukanlekanzijixiongqianneiyipiantingba，yizhangjingzhideqiaolianlijibiandebinghanwubi。
“heng！nizheige****chouliumang！zheiqin，laoniangbuxiangle！”
taxianranshiwuhuilelinyuandeyisi。
wangxinyizhuaqiyibeiguntangdekafeijiuchaolinyuanpoleguoqu。
danquebeilinyuanyigeshanshenjiuduolekailai。
erwangxinyiyebuxianggentajiuchan，qishenxunsulikailekafeiting。
linyuanwangzhewangxinyiliqudeqianying，tazuijiaoweiweigouqiyimohudu。
“zhaodaole！zhaodaole！shisanduoniandeshijiezongsuanshirangwojizhaodaole。”
linyuanxinzhongandao，xuanjikuaisuzouchukafeiting，nachudianhuabolechuqu！
henkuai，neibianjiuchuanlaileyidaoruanniqieyouyuandeshengyin。
“xiaoyuanzi，nikesuanshishedejirenjiadadianhuale。”
“shiniang，nizhengchangdianerxingbuxing？”
linyuantingdaoshiniangyouyuandeshengyin，naohaizhongxiayishidechuxianleyiweishenchuanhanfudejipinmeinv。
“nigesimeiliangxinde，xiashanneimejiudoubuzhidaojirenjiadadianhua，shibushibeineigexiaoyaojingjigouzoule？”
林渊：……
“xingleshiniang，wodadianhuabushigennilaokede，wohaoxiangzhaodaoshijiele！”
tazhisuoyizheimeshuo，shiyinweikandaolewangxinyibozishangguazhedeneibajinsuodiaozhui。
shiniangcenggaosuta，tayigongyoushigeshisanduoniandeshijie，meiyigeshijiebozishangdouguazhejinsuo，ertagangcaizaikudoulimiantaodedongxiqishiyibajinyaochi。
shijiebozishangdejinsuozhiyouzijidejinyaochicainengdakai。
ershibajinsuoyunzangwujinmimi，ruguonengdedaoshibajinsuo，zijijiuyoukenengjiekaishenshizhimi！
cishidianhuaneitouyouyuandeshengyinhuranyizhuan，biandeyisizhandouwendao：“e？shishigeshijielidenayigeya？”
“tingbierenjiaotawangdameiren，yinggaishixiaoshijiewangxinyi！”
linyuanhuixiangqilegangcaikafeitinglizhouweikerendehua。
“yuanlaishinixiaoshijieya！”
chenyinpianke，shiniangjixushuodao：“jiranzhaodaolenixiaoshijie，neijiuganjinhuohaita，duile，xiaoyuanzi，nixianzailianqiqiduoshaocengle？”
“九百九十九层！”
林渊如实回答。
“si！bukuishirenjiadexiaoyuanzi，zheixiuliantianfuguoranniubi，kanlaidangchubaniganxiashanshiduide，dengnihuohailexiaoshijie，jiekaijinsuo，gumozhejiunengzhengshitupodaozhujiqile，daoshihoukebiewanglelaikankanshiniangyo！”
“好的师娘！”
“xixi…xiaoyuanzi，jiranxianzainiyijingzhaodaolenixiaoshijie，neijiuduobangbangtazhidaoma？burannichuanglideneigeshenmegoupitiantianshendianqibulangfei？”
linyuanyitingshiniangdehua，shuangyandunshishanguoyimojingguang。
“duiya！shiniangnibutixingwodoujiwangle，wohuitoujiurangshouxiaqubanzheishier！xingle，shiniangbugenniduoshuole，woyaoqusongwaimaile！”
“行！”
guaduanshiniangdedianhua，linyuanyouzhaodaoyigehaomabolechuqu。
“dianzhudaren，youhefenfu？”
dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyigelveyouxieshayadenanzishengyin。
“neige……zanmentianshendianyoushezuyunchengdeshangyema？”
dianhuaneitoudenanzitingdaozheihua，mingxianyileng。
jimiaozhongzhihouzheicaishuodao：“dianzhudaren，ninwangle？qinianqianninchuangjiantianshendiandeshihou，tianshendiandeshilijiuyijingbianbuquanqiule！moshuoshiyuncheng，jiusuanshizhenggehuaguodeshangjienindouyoujigaodediwei！”
林渊：……
这事儿他还真忘了。
dangchubeishiniangganxiashanbenlaishiweilexunzhaoshigeshijie，ranhoujiangtamenquanjihuohaile。
jieguoxialeshanzhihou，linyuancaifaxianzijijuranyijingquanguowudile！
weileburangshenghuolvexiankuzaofawei，qinianqianlinyuanyiranjuerandejiaruquanqiuyongbingtuan。
bingqiejinyonglesangeyuedeshijian，jiuchengweilequanqiubaizhanbingwangbangbangshou，daihao——moyuan！
tongshichuanglidushuyuzijideshili——tianshendian！
houlaitongguotianshendiandeqingbaojigou，tachadaozijiyouyigeshijiezaiyuncheng，yushitabianxiejialikaibingwangjie，laidaoleyuncheng。
dandangshichengweibingwangbangbangshoudeshihou，dezuilebushaoguoneiwaideshili，zheixieshilizhidaotalaileyuncheng，fenfenqianlaizhaomafan。
youdeshenzhishizhuanchengzhaotalaitiaozhande。
mudejiushibitajiaochubaizhanbingwangbangshouchenghao。
beizheixiexiaokalamifandemeibanfa，linyuanzhihaozhudongqujianyulidunlejinian。
suiranshenghuoku，danhaozaimeirendarao，tayetugeqingjie。
kuangqiejianyulirencaijiji，tayincihaijiaolebushaodepengyou。
yougeyuyoushuozijishiyunchengyiliushijiadejiazhu，yinweitufaxinzangbingxianxiesizaijianyuli，houlaishilinyuanjiuleta。
zheirenshuodengchuyule，yidinghuizuoniuzuomaganjitade。
haiyouyuyoushuozijishishenmeheilongbangdelaoda，zhenggeyunchengdedixiashijiedouguitaguan。buguohoulailinyuanlveweishizhanleyixiexiulianzhishu，zheiweibiansankoujiubaideshengchengyihoulinyuanjiushitadelaoda。
shouhuisixu，linyuanduishouxiashuodao：“neisha，qubangwochayigeren，tajiaowangxinyi！”
“shi！shuxiazunming，zheijiuqucha！”