第1章
有诗云：
banwanqingshuizhaoqiankun，yizhanglingfumingguishen。
jiaotajiugongbaguabu，shouzhimujianzhanyaohun。
huangbudaoyijiangligui，yishenzhengqidangqingcheng。
shoujuzhuojiuguotouding，anranchuimufuanshou。
huijiansaluojiumandi，xingxingsiyilinzhengying。
hongshengnuomijiangshizou，daozhangheshihaifulai。
（架空世界！）
pojiupingchangderenjiazhenzhenwaiyizhuangli，houyuanxiangfang，yizhangfangzhuo，sitiaobandeng，yizhangjiazichuang。
lianggezhishangkanqilaibugaodemaotouxiaozi，yilianguitouguinaodezhuanquan，haoqidaliangzheguaiguaizuozaibandengshangdeqingcongshaonian。
tamendeshifuchuanzheyishenheibaiduandazhichuo，tongyangdengzhezheixiaozizhoumeibuyu。
“meidaolia，yinggaihuihunlecaishi。zenmehuimeifanyingni？”
zhongniannanrenshenxingshouzhang，daobeizheshou，baisibudeqijiedenaolenaotou。
“shifu，tabuhuishigeshaziba？”
“duiya，shifu。woganjuetabiwencaihaisha。wencaiqimahaihuishuohua，talianhuadoubuhuishuo！”
“niluanjiangshenmea，wobusha，nisha，nigeqiushengnicaisha！”
“wei，shazishuosheini？”
“傻子说你！”
“e，shazizaishuowoa。”
“a！nishuawo，ni......”
“niliangdoujiwochuqu！”
baozaojianglianggehuobaoganchuquhou，fanglianhanziyilianxinleidetanlekouqi，zaicilaidaoshaonianmianqian。
“sanhunqipoyijingguiwei，shihunzhengyingshihaolecaidui。nandaotashenshanghaiyouqitayinji？kewoyemeiqiaochulaia。ai，keliandewazi。benxiangzhenengjiuniyiming，meixiangdaohaishinongchengzheiyang。yaobuhaishiqinggexiyikankan，zanzijidefazikanlaishibuxingle。”
zhongnianfanglianhanzituoletiaobandengzuodaoshaonianduimian，yilianxintengdekanzheta，zuilihaididigugugebuting。
ertabingbuzhidao，taduimiandeshaonianzaoyiqingxing，zhishihennanjieshouxianshi。
bijingshangyiketahaitangzaichuangshangwanzheshouji，xiangshouzhoumo，xiayikejiuchuxianzaizheierle！
jianglielongyiliandaizhidekanzhezhengtongyangwangzhezijidefangliandashu。
neiyizimei，neizhongfentou，neixiaofanglian，neibazihu。
jiushu！jueduishijiushu！huachenghuiwodourenshita！
所以我这是穿越了？
huiguoshenlaidejianglielongfaxianzijinengdongle，daizhiyanshenyishou，youxiehuangluan，youyouxiebuzhisuocuodekailekou：
“neisha，qishiwojuedewohainengqiangjiuyixia。”
zhinendesangyintouzhequeshuideganse，xuruodeyutaiyanzangbuzhuneitantedeyuqi。
zhengyichoumozhandejiushujianciyileng，huiguoshenhoukuangxilanzhushaonianjianbang，daxiaodao：“wazi，nishuohuale！nihuoguolaile！”
jiushuliqiyoudianda，huozheshuozheijushentitaixuruo。
zongzhibeizheimeyiyao，jianglielongdunshitouyunmuxuan，chadiandangchangyunguoqu。
“da、dashubieyaole，woganjueyaowufahuxile。”
jianglielongdexuruogaorao，rangjiushuhuiguoshenlai，henyoudianganga。
zuoguyoupanyihou，dunshifaxianzhengzaimenwaitouwangdelianggexiaoguitou。
“nimenlianggeguolai，fudaochuangshangtangxia。yidianyanlijingerdoumeiyou。”
kanzhebeitaidaochuangshangdeqingcongshaonian，jiushuyijingyouleshoutudasuan。
yuanfenzheizhongdongxifeichangshenqi，jiushuzuoweimaoshandizi，gengxiangxinzheige。
yunyousifang，laidaorenjiazhenyizhuangzuoshouzhuangfashi，shiyuanfen。
shouxiagukuwuyidewencai，dangertulaiyang，shiyuanfen。
yiciyujianqiusheng，jiantagugeqingqi，qileaicaizhixin，yushisanfanliangciyutayimagoutong，shouxiazheigetudi，shiyuanfen。
zheicichuquwaizhenkanfengshui，luyuyinbingjiedao，neiyizhenggeshangduijiuhuoxialaizheimeyigeshaonian，pianpianshaonianhaishilehun。
haoburongyizhaohunhuilai，quehaishimeiqingxing。
kerujinliuanhuamingyouyicun，zheijiushijingxi，zheijiushiyuanfen。
“geweihao，woxingjiang，buzhiweishenmewohuichuxianzaizheili？zheilishishenmedifang？”
shentizhenshihenxuruo，jianglielonghenhenhuanlehuanhou，yebujiewencaiqiushengzheilianghualaodehua，ziguzikaikouwendao。
kanzhezheisanzhangshulian，tayiyishidaozijichuanyuedaoleshenmedifang。
danguanyuzheijushentidejiyi，queshiyidianmeiyoude。
“jiangxiaogeernihao，zheilishirenjiazhenzhenwaideyizhuang。woshiyizhuangdeshouzhuangfashilinjiu，nikeyijiaowojiushu。nikenengmeiyinxiangle，nimenzaimengjiazhenwaideguandaoshangzaoleyinbingjiedao。chuleniqiyurendoumeihuoxialai，jieaishunbian。”
jiushujianzheigejunxiufeifandeshaonian，shuohuahenyoutiaoli，wenhuayehenkeqi，zaixiangdaoyudaoshaonianshi，tashenshangneiyishenzangwuledexizhuangxiaomajia，duishaoniandeshenfenyoulexiecaice。
“keke，duoxiejiushujiuwoxingming，zaixiaganjibujin。zhishirujinwohaoxiangjibuqishiqing，zhijidezijimingjiaojianglielongle。”
jianglielongyilianxutuodekaikoushuohua，tongshifaxianyigeguguaidejiaofuhaochuxianzaiyanqianzuoxiajiao，jiaofuhaohoumianhaigenzheyigedadade0。
zheiwanyierhenyanshu，takendingzainalijianguo。
“jiranjibuqineijiuxianhaohaojiangyang，buji。ai，zheishidaodangzhenjiannandehen。jiangxiaogeqiexianxiehuier，wozheijiurangwoliangtudiduanxiezhouguolai，xianglainiyeele。”
jiushutanlekouqi，henyouganchudedao。
shuowanchonglianghuobaozhaolezhaoshou，daizheliangtudilaidaowuwai。
“shifu，tahaoxiangshishiyile。”qiushengbiwencaijingming，guanchadeyegengzixi。tazouzaijiushuzuobian，kaikoudao。
“ng，woyekanchulaile。zheiqianninaqumaizhihuojihuilai，yaomude，yuelaoyuehao。”jiushudiandiantou，congdoulichujigeyinjiao，xianglexiang，youconglingyigedoulitaochulianggeyinjiao，dijiqiushengdao，“zhaozhezuifeizuilaodemujimai。”
“fangxinbashifu！”qiushengjianciyanqianyiliang，jieguoqianhougaoxingdedashengbaozhengdao。
“wencai，niqubaaohaodezhouduanlai。xiaoxindian，biemaoshoumaojiaode。”jiushuzaicifenfudao。
“meiwenti，shifu！”wencaitingwandiandiandepaole，kanlaishiyidianmeitingjinqu。
jiushuxianglexianghou，bianjingziqulezijiwuzi，buzhizaimanghuoxiesha。
wulijiushengxiajunxiushaonianmoyangdejianglielong。
taxudebuxing，danpianpianjingshenhenkangfen。
bijingzheishichuanshuozhongdechuanyue，erqiechuanyuedaolejiushushijie。
danxianzaideqingkuanghaishiyoudianfuza。
genjujiushusuoshuo，jianglielongdagaizhidaozheijushentideyuanzhuzaoleshenmejienan。tongshikanzhezijidexipinenrou，caixiangzheijushentiyuanzhudejiashiyinggaibucuo。
buguozheixiedoushixiaoshi，zheileisiweixinbushudewanyierdaodishisha？
“woxiangqilaile！zheibujiushiwowandeneiposhoujixiaoyouxima！”
huangrandawuguolaidejianglielongzhongyuxiangqizheijiaofuhaohe0daodidaibiaolesha。
chuanyueqiantazhengzaichuangshangtanzhewanshouji，shoujilijiushiganggangxiazaide，yikuanmingjiao《xiaodaoshikuaipao》deruozhihengbanpaokuxiaoyouxi。
limianyigechuanxinghuangpaodeqbanxiaodaoshi，danshouqianshenbuduanchongci，duoguozhangai，xiaomielanludegezhongyaomoguiguai。
xiaomieyaomoguiguaidejineng，jiushixiaodaoshidanshoushifangdeweiyijineng：zhangxinlei。
shoujipingmuzuoxiajiao，jiushizheigejiaofuhaohehoumiandebushutongji。
xiaodaoshimeiqianjinyibu，jiuhuitongjiyifen，zheibushutongjitongshiyeshijifen。
zaiyijuwanwanhou，keyiyongzheixiejifenshengjixiaodaoshideweiyijineng：zhangxinlei。
jiuzheimejiandan，xiaodaoshiyibianpaokuyibianyongzhangxinleixiaomieyaomoguiguai。
kaishideshihouzhangxinleizhiyouyidiandianweili，zheixianranwufagaosiguandibo。
yushipaowanjiadian，paowanjiadian，zhidao**guandibojinruxiayiguan。
xiayiguanzhongfushangyiguanliucheng，haowuliwaihuibeikazaiguandibochu。
yushipaowanjiadian，paowanjiadian，zheipoyouxijiuzheimeshashijian，feichangrangrenshangtou。
“suoyizheijiushiwodejinshouzhi？”
xiangmingbaihoudejianglielongzhenggerendoujingshenle！
suiranchuanyuejiushushijiehenhao，nengbaijiushuweishixuedaofagenghao。
danjiangshiliguiyaoxiechangjuebuhao，binghuangmaluanjunfahunzhanbuhao，yinweizhendehuisiren！
danrujinjiranyoulejinshouzhi......
“wodemaichudiyibu！”