第3章：不是傻子
xingermuguangjiandingdediandiantou，weiyancaizoujinqu。xiangzhehewanzheibeicha，zaiyebuxiangheruanjiacheshangshenmeguanxi。
meixiangdaotaqianjiaogangjinmen，ruanzhengnanpengdeyishengguanshanglemen。
“ruanjiashaoye，nizheishenmeyisi？”zheishihouweiyanyegubudeyanshiziji，lishengzhiwendao。
ruanzhengnanbuhuaihaoyidedaxiaoqilai，“yuanlainibusha，kanlaidiediedaoshijiwoxunlemenhaoqinshi，weiguniang，jinerzanmentiqiandongfanghuazhu，lairichengqinyeshengdenimobukai！”
weiyannumayisheng，“xialiu！”
zhengyaojiaoxingerjinlaijiuziji，turantingjianwaimianwuyanyisheng，huanghujiankandaoxingerbeiwuzhukoubi，chedaoyibianbujianlerenying。
weiyanyishunjianluanlefangcun，kanlairuanzhengnanzaoyouzhunbei。tashexiaciju，dingranyijingqusansizhou，jiusuantadahandajiaoyejuebuhuiyourenfaxian。
tamengdezhuanguoshenlai，jinshendekanzheruanzhengnan，“woyuniwuyuanwuchou，nidonglewo，wogumubuhuifangguonide。”
ruanzhengnanquechixiaoyisheng，“shima？neiwohaizhenyaoganxieta，ruobushinigumuzaoyimoxu，jinrihuoxuhaibunengzheimeshunli。”
“shenme？”weiyanzhenjingdao。
“zhishimeixiangdao，nijingranbushishade，jiranruciweihenigumuzheimezhejiyaobanimaile？nanbucheng，nibunengshenghaizi？”shuozheruanzhengnanmengdipuleshanglai，mengdiconghoumianbaozhuweiyan。
weiyandajiaojisheng，zenmeyezhengtuobukairuanzhengnandegebo，cishitahunshendaoguanbingshuiyiban，meixiangdaojinrizhishijingrandoushigumushejide，gumuweishenmeyaozheimezuo？
“a——”ruanzhengnanturancanjiaoyisheng，zhijianweiyanshouliwozhezanzi，yinsedezanzishanghaicanliuzhexueji，ruanzhengnantongkudewuzhebozi，xianhongdexuesehenkuaizhanranleyishen。
weiyanbumianhunshenfadou，likelakaifangmenpaolechuqu。
ruanzhengnanwuzheshangkouzhuichulai，turanganjuehunshenfaliang，huangmangyongxiuziwuzhebozi，sixiadahan，“lairenna，kuailairenna！”
yuanzilichuleouerdeniaojiao，meiyoubangerenying。
weiyanshunzhehuayuandezhaidaopinmingdepao，buzhipaoleduojiu，tajiaoxiayihua，putongyishengzaidaozaidishang。
qunzibeishuaipole，touhuayediaolexuduo。weiyangubudezheixie，huangmangpaqilai，nulidewangrenduodedifangpaoqu。
weiyanpaodeyanmaojinxing，turantingjianyuanchuyinyinxiangqizaodong，yinyuetingjianyourenzaihankuaiqinglangzhong。
weiyanxinzhongyichen，gubudexuduo，tabixujinkuailikaizheigedifang！turantayipainaomen，aonaodeduojiao，zenmebaxingerwangle！
ruanzhengnanneigeqinshouluzoulexinger，dingbuhuizheimejiandanfangguota！
weiyanyaoyaoya，juedingdiaotouhuiqu，baxingerjiuchulai。
huidaoxiyuanwaitou，ruanzhengnanyijingzoule，yuanziwaiyoujigeyahuan，doushishensejinzhangde，jujizaiyiqishuoxieshenme。
weiyanduozaihuaconglizhaolezhao，zhongyukandaoyixiezaluandejiaoyin。
“xinger，biepa，wolaijiunile！”
weiyanzhengzhunbeixunzhejiaoyinzhuishangqu，turanshenhouxiangqiyishengjianjiao。
“weiyanzaizheini！”jiaohuadeyahuanshishengjianjiao，shoulidedongxidiaoleyidi，jingdonglegengduoderenwangzheibianganlai。
weiyanmiansefaku，tazheishidaoleshenmemei？gubudequnzibeihuazhicideqilingbasui，weiyanpinlemingsidezaihuayuanlilaihuidepao。
houmiandeyahuanyuejuyueduo，zhujianbaoweilezhenggehuayuan，weiyanjiuxiangyigebeikunzailongzhongdexiaoshou，zhujiandeshiquletaopaodeliqi。
dunzaidishangdakouchuanqi，turanyizhishoudashangleweiyandejianbang。
weiyanxiangyebuxiangqishenjiupao，turantingjianneirenhan，“guniang，biepa。”
shigenande？weiyanmengdihuitou，kandaoguishuxiadunzheyigebaiyideheifashaonian。
shaoniankanzheyutaniansuixiangfang，shenshipiaoliang。tamianserouhe，yishuangtouliangdeyanbuhanyisizazhi，chunjingwuhaidelianrangweiyanshaoweifangsongleyisijingti。
danyouguoruanzhengnanneiyangdeqianchezhijian，tabingmeiyouquanranfangxin。
“guniang，zheiliyougeshudong，nengduoyiduo。”shaonianzhilezhishenhou，yigeheiqiqideshudong，jinrongyirenjinchu。
“zhei？niqueding？”weiyanzhefanhuilai，yanxianenggouduoyiduo，ziranshizuihaode。
shaonianquerendediandiantou，chaoweiyanshenchushou。
weiyandunzheyidiandiannuojinleshudongli，jinjiezheshaonianyezuanlejinlai。
shudonglibiwaimiankanzhedayidian，danrongnaliangrenhaishiyouxiemianqiang。shaonianjinaizheweiyan，nuliyongzijidehoubeidangzhuta。
yinyinyoumoxiangchuanlai，weiyanbujuexintouyiyang，shenhuxijikouqi，youpingfuxiaqu。
souchaderenyibojiezheyibocongyanqianjingguo，haozaiyouhuazhizuochen，meiyoubeirenfaxian。
waimianyinyuechuanlai“zheilimeiyou”“quneibianzhaozhao”deshengyin，shaonianheweiyanjieshisongleyikouqi。
“nijiaoshenmemingzi？”weiyanchushengwen，shaonianhuitoukantayiyan，“wojiaoyunan，nini？”
weiyancalecabeicengzangdebizi，“wojiaoweiyan。”
liangrenwuhua，weiyanbuzhidaozheigerenshishei，weishenmejiuziji。tadadingzhuyi，congzheilihuiqu，dingyaoranggumujizijiyigejieshi。
“buyaojiajidage。”ruanyunanturanshuo，tadixiatou，jinshendeguanchazhewaimian。
“dagebuaidushu，shichangliulianhuacong，tadexiaoqieyousangedouyouleshenyun。yinmeiyouzhengtouniangzibunengnaqie，kejingchenglimeiyouguniangyuanyijiajita，zheicaizhaoleguniangni。”yubayoujuedeyouxieqiantuo，“bingfeimaofanguniang，danzheishishishi。”
weiyanzhalezhayan，turanmengpailetahoubeiyibazhang，“suoyinixingruan，nishiruanjiashaoye？”
ruanyunanweiqudezhuanguotou，haimeishuohua，jiubeiweiyanliandengdaichuaidejuelechulai。
“ruanjiadenanrenmeiyigehaodongxi，qikai！”weiyanpaoxiaruanyunan，xunzhejiyiwangdamenmoqu，taxudexianhuijia，zhaodaojiubing，zailaijiuxinger。
weiyandeyifubeilenghanshitou，zaijingdaoshangdiediezhuangzhuangdepaozhe。tabujinxiangqishaoniandehua，ruanjiajingshiyaonatachongyuandatou，qujieruandalangdelantanzi！
yiweitashishade，biannengruciqiru，kehenfuqinbazijidehunshijiaojigumu，gumuquehewairenyiqihaita！
yuexiangyuejuedeqifen，weiyanyikouqipaohuijingzhaoyinfu，tandaozaimenkou，yongjinzuihouyisiliqijiaodao，“jigunainaikaimen......”
huyuanfaxianleweiyan，kandaoshizijiaxiaojie，dajingzhixialikepairenjishiduojinqu，ganmangqutongbaoleweizhi。