第一章七张婚贴
大师兄。”
jiangtianyanggangzhengyan，jiukandaoyigemiaolingshaonvzhengfushenkanzheziji，liangrendelianjiajulibuzusanlimi。
tadangjibukeqidewenleshangqu。
“ya，dashixiong，nishualiumang。”
zaoyu“touxi”，chengqingxuanwuzhezijidelianjia，manlianxiuhong。
“chengshimei，shixiongkeyimozheliangxinfashi，shixiongshiyigezhengrenjunzi。”jiangtianyangyilianyansu。
“dashixiong，ninengmozhezijideliangxinme？”chengqingxuankanzhejiangtianyanganzaizijishangshendeshou，xintouxiaoluluanzhuang。
“e！yiwai=！duile，chengshimeinizhaoshixiongganma？”jiangtianyangzuiliwenzhe，danshuangshoubingmeiyoushouhuideyisi。
“shishifurangwolaizhaoni，haoxiangshiyaorangnixiashan……”
咻！！
chengqingxuanhuahaimeishuowan，jiangtianyangjiucuandaoshanding：“laotouzi，nidasuanrangwoxiashan？”
“en，niyijiangweishihesiweishishudebenlingxuehui，shishihoulikaile。”dianneizouchuyigeliangbinbanbaidelaotou。
“太好了！”
姜天阳开心道。
tabeitianshifushouyangzhangda，menneidabufendizidouxiashanlilian。
laotouziqueyizhibuyuanfangzijizou，ruguobushidabuguoduifang，tazaofenranlikai！
“chouxiaozi，nikehaijidemenneiguiju？”laotouzi。
“jide！fantianshifudizichuwai，budeyongshanmendemingtoureshi，budeweifeizuodai，xuyaowanchengzhidingdehunyue。”jiangtianyangdao。
tamentianshifunandizichuqulilian，douhuinashangyizhihuntie，meiqimingyueshirangtamenxiashankaizhisanye。
burangtianshifuduanlechuancheng。
zhiyuhuntie，doushilaotouziyusiweishishuyunyousihaishiweitamentaolaide……
laotouzidiandiantou，jiangqizhanghuntiezhengqidebaizaitamianqian。
“不是一张么？”
“qitashidishiyizhang，nizuoweidashixiong，zishiyaoduotaojige！”
“e，neixieweihunqipiaoliangme？”jiangtianyangguanxindezhiyouzheiwenti，kebieshiqigewaigualiezao。
“wonazhidao，wohetamenjiadinghunshi，youdehaimeichushengni！”laotouzitantanshou。
“haoba，buguolaotouzi，yaodoushixiewaigualiezao，wokebushou。”jiangtianyangshuodao。
“滚吧！”
“buyonghesiweishishudazhaohume？”
jiangtianyangzuoweitianshifudadizi，zaishanzhongyijingdaileershinian，dancongweijianguosiweishishu。
shishudebenlingyedoushilaotouzidaijiaode。
“nidashishunaishidaxiajunzhu；ershishushidaxiashidacaituanzhiyidedongshizhang；sanshishushiyunyousihaideyizheshengwang；sishishuzeshidaoguodiyidashilizhizhu，tamendoubuzaimennei，nixiangjian，yejianbuzhe！”laotouzijieshidao。
“haoba！”jiangtianyangdiandiantou。
……
“dashixiong，nizongsuanyaolikaile！”
“dashixiong，womenbuhuixiangnide，nibiehuilaia……”
jiangtianyanggangdaoshanjiaoxia，haizaimenneidesimingdizidoupaoleguolai，sanweishidiyilianxinxi。
tamenzongsuankeyiguohuirenderizile。
ziconglaidaotianshifu，dashixiongyiwuliaojiubatamenanzaidishangchui。
pianpiantianshifushanzhangyishu，dawandashixiongjiuhuibatamenzhihao，getianzaidayidun……
yejiudashixiongcongbudanvren，chengshimeicaitaoguoyijie！
“fangxinba，laotouziyiribusi，woyiribuhuihuilai。”
jiangtianyanghuilehuiqizhanghuntie，zongsuankeyitaochuzheiguidifang，zenmekenengzaihuilai？
“buxiaotu，niganzhoulaozi！”
山顶传来一声咆哮。
“chengshimei，shixiongzoule。”jiangtianyangzaichengqingxuanlianshangqinlekou，xuanjishenzirufeng，yishunjian，biancuanchulejibaimi。
kanzhejiangtianyanglikaidebeiying，sanmingshidixijierqi。
熬了这么久！
zongsuanbazheishashenaozoule！
……
“dashixiong，tingshuonixiashanle？shenmeshihoulaiqunibingqingyujiedexiaoshimeia，renjiahuixibaibaidengnide。”
“dashixiong，nizenmebulirenjiaya？”
“人呢？”
“人呢？”
jiangtianyanggangxiashan，bianbeiduanxinhongzha，kanzheshoujili“xiaoshimei”sangezi，jilinglingdalegehanzhan。
zaitianshifu，tazhipaliangren，yigeshilaotouzi，yigeshixiaoshimei。
menneijihusuoyourendoubeixiaoshimeizhengguo，shanmendoucengchadianbeineiyatouyibahuoshaole。
tahaijidexiaoshimeilikaishi，shixiongdiqingzhulesantiansanye！
likaishanmen，jiangtianyangchengzuogaotieqianwangsucheng，genjuhuntiesuozhu，tadeqizhongyiweiweihunqishisuchengtangjiaxiaojie。
……
苏城车站。
cikeyiliangaodia7xiyinlebushaorendemuguang。
zheiliangluodijiabaiwandeaodizaisuchengbingbusuanzuiweidingjian，guanjianshicheqianzhanzhedenvren。
tangyunyijingsanshiersui，danbaoyangdeshifenhao。
jifuruxue，**，suiyuebingweizaitalianshangliuxiayisihenji，zenmekandouxianggeershilaisuidehuajinvren。
erqieduolexieshaonvsuomeiyoudechengshuyunwei……
guaibudeshishangyouneimeduoyujie、**aihaozhe，cikeyijingyoubushaorenbeizhei**xiyinlemuguang。
……
tangyunnazhezhaopianzuoguyoupan。
kandaoconggaotieshangxialaidejiangtianyang，yanqianyiliang，zhaolezhaoshou，“didi，zheibian。”
“你认识我？”
jiangtianyangshidiyicilaisucheng，zenmehuiyourenrenshiziji？
“shilaotianshigaosuwo，nilaisuchengwanchenghunyue，rangwolaijienide。”tangyunshangxiadaliangjiangtianyang。
挺帅的！
shuyutuoyiyourou，chuanyixianshoudeleixing！
她很满意！
“呃？”
jiangtianyangzebuzheimexiangle，taganjuetangyunkanzheziji，jiurukanyizhi“xiaonaigou”。
xiangqihuntieshangsuoji，tadediyigeweihunqichuzitangjia，xintougedenglexia。
zheinvrenshizijiweihunqi？
kanqilaijuesemeicuo……jiushi，nianlingdalexieba？
“wojiaotangyun，niweilaidexiaoyi。benlaiyinggaixiaokuiqinzilaijienide，dantahaimeifangxue，wojiudaiweilaijienile。”tangyunbuzhidaozhei“xiaonaigou”zaixinzhongbufeitadenianji。
luoluodafangdeqianzhejiangtianyang，zaipangrenyanxiandemuguangzhong，shangleche。
jiangtianyangkanguohuntie，taweihunqijiaotangqingkui，bingfeitangyun。
wenyan，weiweisonglekouqi。
kehenkuaitajiufaxianzheinvrenmuguangyouxiebuduijing，zaizijishenshangbutingyouzou，fangfoyaobazijijikanchuan。
妈的！
tangqingkuizheixiaoyibuhuijiyuzijidemeise，xianglaoniuchinencaoba？
daoshitashihanweihunqiwaishengnv，haishilaopo？nandaogelungede，zijijiaowaishengnv，duifanghanlaogong？
“tangjie，tingniganggangshuo，nizhinvhaishixuesheng？neinikanhunyuezheishiyaobujiu……”
jiangtianyangbeikandehunshenbuzizai。
他没见过唐清葵。
dankanduifangzhangbeizheimeyinqin，kebieshigewaigualiezao，yaoshineiyang，haishizaozaokailiuweihao！
“shuzhaodu，hunzhaojie。nitangjiebushilaowangu，xianzaidaxueshengjiehundebibijieshi。nimenbienonggeweihunxianyun，yiqiehaoshuo。”
tangyunyicaiyoumen，haoqishizu。
噗！
jiangtianyangchadianyinaomenzhuangchebolishang，jingkongdekanxiangtangyun，zheinvrenyetaibiaohanle。
人都没见到！
“weihunxianyun”jiutuokouerchule？
“tangjie，qishia，xianzaihunyinjiangjiumendanghudui，rijiushengqing……”
“mendanghudui？womentangjiabukanzhongzheixie！zhiyurijiushengqing，dexiandinghun，zai……”
姜天阳暴汗。
buguotayegengjiaduding，neisuweimoumiandetangqingkuijueduishigekonglongmei。
fouzeshenweitangjiaxiaojie，zenmehuilaishangziji？
“tangjie，wojiushigeshanliren，henqiongde，nibaniwaishengnvjiajiwo，zheibushihairenme……”
他已经决定退婚了！
takeshizixutianshifudiyishuaidenanren，ruguoqugechoubaguaihuiqu，dashixiongdeweiwanghezai？
“womentangjianaqie，budui，jianvbukanyoumeiyouqian。niananjingjingdedanggemeinanzijiuxing。”
“tangjie，nihaimeijiehunba？”