第一章 完了,遭报应了

mujinyanzhainvyige,pingshikuaikangezhongmalisuxiaoshuo,shenme《badaozongcaiaishangwo》,《yulequandalaodenvren》,shenmegouxue、liuchan、duotai;shenmexiaosan、baoyang、yiqi。

tongtonglaiyibian!zuijintayoumishangleyibuxiaoshuo,jiaozuo《fengliuzongcaidexiaojiaoqi》。yaowentaweishenmeyoumishanglezheiyiben,haibushiyinweitaishuanglema,guanchuanzhenanzhujiaozongshibaobibailianhua,dalianyubeidaliandegushi,jianzhitebieshuang!danshijiuzaibailianhuadeyinmoubeinvzhujiaochuochuanzhishi,zheibenwenjingrankengle。

shenmegui,shenmeyuzhihoushi,qingjianwosizhihoujiexiao,jiuzheimetangerhuangzhidekenglehaijiumi,nigezheisashenmejiao,qisiwole。shenmezuozhe,shandiao!shenmeshuming,shandiao!zuozheyishenghei!

mujinyannandekandaoyibuzheimeshuangdezuopinquekengle,tahuoshengshengdebichengleyigeheifen!mujinyanfeijinxinsidaowangshangchalejiangjin200gemarendeduanzi,zuihouzaiyigesousuodangzhong,chadaoleyigefeichanghaodemarenfangshi,yinyongtangyouyoudehualaishuojiushihanxuerbushixili,xilierbushiweiwan,weiwanerbushigexing!zuzhilewenmingdeyuyan,fazailepinglunqu:

worenweizheibuxiaoshuosuirankanqilaitebieshuang,danshizixixiangxiang,wenzhangqueyouhenduodecuobiezi,yujubutongchangqiesixiangyouzhi,zhenbuzhidaowoshizenmekanwande,kanwanlezhihouwanquankanbuchulaihuiyinfashenmeganxiangyijisixiangdaodebaihuai,nanzhudouyijingyounvzhulehaibaobibailianhua,xiangxintahaiweiletabanvzhujiaojimaleyidun,yigerucibuzunzhongnvxingdenanzhuzhenbuzhidaoshiruhezhidenvzhuaide,nvzhumingmingshineimetonghennanzhuweishenmehuiyinweichaojiazuihouaishangleta,jianzhishibukeliyu,jiqihuangdan,jiqihuangmiudeyibenwunaoxiaoshuo!

“ok,fawan,gaoding!”

faxiewanzhihou,mujinyandaotoujiukaishihuhudashui,dengtaxinglaizhihou,tafaxiansizhoumiwumanyan,yigeshengyincongyuanfangchuanlai……

“ninhao,gongxininbeixuanweizheici《fengliuzongcaidexiaojiaoqi》yiwenzhongdemujingyandebanyanzhe,ninderenwushijiangzongcaidenuqizhiyuxingfuzhidadaobaifenzhibaishidewenzhangwanjie。ninjiukeyihuidaonindeshijie。”

“yidingshiwohaizaizuomeng,zheimanmanchuanyuejudetaolu,mobushiwokanduolezheileixingdexiaoshuo,xianzairiyousuosiyeyousuomeng,wodetiana,wozheinaodongkaideyetaidaleba!ziji?chuanyue?shuobudingwoyoudangbiandaodeqianliyeshuobudingni!”

“ninhao,bushimengexiaokeai,qingnibuyaozheimeduoneixinxihaoma?ruguoninbuanzhaowodefangfazuo,nijianghuiliufangyishi,yongyuanxingbuguolaie!”

“e,gun!”mujinyanbengjinyizhanglian,neixinshifenbuxie:“kaiwanxiao,niyiweiwohuixiangxinni,zheimegouxuedetaolu,zenmekenenghuichuxianzaiwoshenshang,nidangpaikehuanpiana!”

“jirannibuxiangxin,nikeyikankannixianzaideshentie,zhengzaichuangshangtangzheshuijuele……”

“dengdeng,tashizenmezhidaowodexinshengde!”

shuowanbudengfanyingguolaitademianqianbianchuxianyimianchaodadejingzi,shangmianfuxiandemujinyandeshuiyan,zhanxianzhedazixingdeshuizi,koushuihengliuzailianshang。

“tingtingting,wozazheimediurenni,biefangle,biefanglebiekanle,guanle!”mujinyanxiuhonglelian……

“haode,meiyouwenti,qingwenhaiyoushenmebudongdema?”

“meiyou,dengdeng,rangwohuanhuan……”

mujinyanyiliandaizhidepantuizuozailedishang,yizhishouchengzhulenaodai,biaomianhaowubolan,neixinxiquefengfudaobuxing:“wopabushizhonglexiele,zheimegouxuedeshijingranfashengzailewoshenshang,neiwodegongzuozaban,wodegongzia!wozangzaichuangxiamiandelingshia!zhenzangbandea,zenmeban,dengdeng,yiwomeimeidexingge,tajueduihuifaxiande,zenmebanwodelingshihaidengzhezhenqulinxingtamena!”

mujinyanmianwubiaoqingdezaidishanggunlaigunqu,buzhidaohaiyiweifashengleshenmedashi。

“wei,suzhu,suzhu!baituonixiangxiangzijidejiexialaigaiganshenmehaoma?niweishazheimetuoxiana,lingshiyoumingzhongyaoma!”

“neiwoxuyaoganshenme?zahuiqu?”mujinyantingzhulefangun,mengranzuoleqilai,shuangmudaizhidewangzheyuanfang。

“zheihaibujiandanma?bujiushibangnanzhuyunvzhuxiangyu,bangnanzhuyunvzhujiejuewuhui,bangnanzhuyunvzhuxiangai,bangnanzhuyunvzhujiehunshengzi,nanzhujiaoshoushanglezhaogunanzhu,bangzhunanzhujiaohuifujiyi,bangzhunannvzhuzuihouzaiyiqi,ninkanlezheimeduoniandemalisu,zheihaibujiandan。”

“shima,haizhenshijiandanlea”mujinyanjiangshouzhinongdekakaxiang,biaomianquerengshixiangdangpingjingquebuxiangtadeneixinyijingranqileyituanhuo:“zuihaobuyaorangwojiandaoni,buranwojianniyici,daniyici!”

“haole,jiexialaidenirenwujiushibangzhunanzhuyunvzhuxiangyu,ruguobuwanchengxiangyingderenwu,ninjiuhuibeikouchuxiangyingdeshengmingzhi,shengmingzhiwei0dehua,ninjiuhuibeiyongyuanliufangzaiyishijie,wufasuxinge~”

“xing,ninzhenbang,nihaobangbangyo~”mujinyanyaoyaqiechidihuidadao。

yizhenyunxuan,mujinyanfaxianzijijingranzaixuexiaolimian,kanzhemoshengdehuanjing,hemianqianyiqunburenshideren,tabujinyihuoqilai,zheidoushisheia,jubenlijiwomeijiangzheiduana,wodexiangmanzuanshidefensedechaodafangjianni,shuaiqiduojindeyingjunzongcaini,wenroushenqingdenanerni?gouchilea,daoyan,wobupaile!

“jiexialaiyouwojieshaonindeshenfen:nindeshenfenshilinshijituandeqianjinxiaojie。nindemingzishimujingyan,youyadafang,boxueduowen,danshininshenshendeaizhe《fengliuzongcaidexiaojiaoqi》denanzhusuimuweiletabuxizijiangshenjia,kukuzhuiqiutaduonian,danshizhongmeiyoujieguo。yinweibenpiandenanzhushenshendeaizheyigepingfandechushengbeijianaiguanxianshidejueqiangnvhai——zhenjianqiang。nijiexialaiderenwujiushijiangbeifumupaoqi,beiguimibeipan,beibiaomeiruma,beimoshengnanzixiayaodedenvzhuzhenjianqiangsongjinnanzhusuimudefangjian,ranhourangnanzhujiaoyunvzhujiaodiyicixiangyu,nitingdonglema?”

“haode,keshiwentishiweishenmewoxianzaicaizheimedadian,zongcaini,nvzhuni,nigezheikaishenmewanxiao?”

“ng?dengdengawokankan,buhaoyisiayouyuxitongchuansongfashengleguzhang,daozhixianzaininbeichuansongdaodegushifashengdeqianshinian,xianzainicaishiliusui,qingzhuyi,zheishihounimenshiqingmeizhuma,suiranzheishihounihaimeiyouaishangnanzhudanshiduinanzhuyijingchanshengqingsu,niyaotongguoyixiexijielaitixianniqingchuntianmei,shouxian,momoerchui,batoufazirandejiadaoerduohou,ranhou,fumojianbang,layixiajiandai,ranhou,yaozuichun,kanzheta,zhazhayan,ranhouyongsajiaodeyuqishuo“wobuhuima”,ninyaozhangwohaoneizhongqingdouchukaidemengdongwuzhi,muguangyaochongmanaiyi,yaoshenqingdewangzhenanzhujiaodanbukeyitaiai,jiushineizhongbanaibuai,dongma?weilebuchangniwomenxitongjianghuizengsongnanzhuduinindehaogandujichujiashi,shengmingzhijiashixianzainanzhujiaoduinindehaogandushi30,nindeshengmingzhishi10。”

“xiaomu,nifashenmedaia,youbuhuixietimule?nizenmezheimebena!”shaonianzhuanguoletoulai,yingruyanliandebianshitadeyishuangtaohuayanshifenmingliang,fangfoyandizhaoyaodeshixingxing,neiyangdeyaoyan,yanweiyouyikexiaoxiaodezhi。rouruandexifasuizheweifengpiaodang,bitingdebizi,wanmeidexiaexian,xiaoqilaikeaidexiaohuyachuozhonglemujinyanchenfengduoniandeshaonvxin,danshi……yezhiyouxiangmaocainengjiqishaonvxinle,ganghaoshimujinyanxihuandeleixing,danshizheixingge……

“dengdeng,wobushiboxueduowenma,taweishenmeyaoshuoyou,huashuozheixiaozhengtaishisheia,nanzhujiao?”

“shizheiyangde,niweilexiyinnanzhujiaodezhuyili,xiangrangnanzhujiaobangni,guyishenmedoubuhui,xiangzhuajinjuli”

“youhe,xianzaidexiaoxueshengdouzheimehuiliaomeidema?meirenjiwojiangzheiduanxiadaoyan!”

“xiaomu,xiaomu!buyaozaifadaile,niyaoshibuhui,wokeyijiaoni。”

“不用,我会。”

“dengdeng,shi“wobuhuima,nijiaojiaowobei”yuqiyaodang,dangnidongma?ranhouzaipaogemeiyan,nixianzaiduitashiyouhaogande,bushitaoyantaniweishenmeyaobanzheyizhanglianna。niyinggaiyongchaowenroudeyuqi,yanshenzhongtouluchuaiyiyumimangfangfonideshijielizhiyoutayiren,zheiyangcaiduima!”

“baituo,woderenwushirangnanzhuyunvzhuxiangai,wozhishigezhugonghaoma,suiranzheiyangmaoxiangdangduiwodeweikou,danzheixinggewoshizaijieshoubulea,erqiewojidemujingyanhaoxiangzhishigenverhaoba,zuihoubushiguduzhonglaolema?woganmazuozheimeduoduoyudeshia,kuangqienishishuoyaonanzhuyunvzhujiaoxiangyucainengwanchengrenwu,ruguomeiyourangtamenlianggeyujianjiuhuikoushengmingdian,xianzainvzhujiaodouhaimeiyouchuxian,gushihaimeiyoufasheng,suoyirenwuhaimeiyoukaishi,jiranrenwumeiyoukaishineijiushuomingbukoushengmingdian,bushima?”

“emmm……shuodehaoyoudaoliwojingwufafanbo,dannizuoxiyeyaozuohaoyidiana!”

“danshiwodeliangxinguobuqua,weichengniana,daodelunsanganidongma?jiranwoxianzaizuoshenmedouyubengushiwuguan,neiwojiukeyipiaole~”

“genjunanzhujiaodehuiyi,nishihuixiangtabiaobaide,suoyinihaishiyaozuozuoyangzidedongma?buyaozuodetaipiaolexiaoxingushiyuanbuguolaia!”

“好的,我尽量。”

“xiaomu,nizenmezheimexihuanfadaia?bendayehaiburongyichouchushijianlaijiaonizheizhongnaocantimu,nihaijiwoaidabulide,zheibuxiangnia,nishizenmele,buhuidebingleba?”

“不会。”

“不会啥?”

“得病。”

“niduoshuojigezihuisia!gangganghaihaohaode,zenmeturanbianyangle,nandaoshiyinweiwomanile,kewoyiqianyemayemeijiannizheifuyangzia!”

“xingba,nijiuzheiyangzaotanizheifuhaomiankongba!wangzhedoutibudongnizheiqingtonga!xiumubukediaoyea!”mouxitongtongxinjishoudao。

“nibuhuishishengbingleba?nandaoshifashaobanaodaijishaohuailehaishinaozixiudoule,niguolai,womenetoudietou,wokankannishibushifashaole?”

“不用,谢……”

zhijiansuimuqiangyingdebaidonglemujinyandenaodaiqiangpozheetoudizheetou,yilianyouchoudewenmujinyan:“nidaodizenmele,meishiba,zenmelianzheimehonga?”mujinyandiyicikaonanshengzheimejin,danaoshunjiansiji,taxinlishifendehuangluan:“feihua!nibuguanduanzhusheidenaodaidouhuihaixiudehaoma!”

“zenmezheimehonga,shibushifashaole,yaobuyaoqukankanyisheng,laoshi,mujingyanyoukenengfashaole,wopeitaquyiwushikanyixia。”

shuowanbudenglaoshihemujinyanfanyingguolai,suimubianlazhemujinyandeshouzhibenyiwushi。

mujinyankanzhebiaoqinghaowubolan,ranerneixinqueyijingzhakaileguo:“xitong,yanyuanliaowo,tabujingguowodetongyijiuchupengwodeshenti。”

“baituo,zhishiqianshouhaoma?ganmazheimexiaotidazuoa,zheigaibuhuishinidiyicibeibiedenanshengqianba,wei?wei!bawojiaochulaiyoubuliwo,nishenmeyisia!”

“meixiangdaozheixiaopihaideshoudaoshimandade,haimanwennuandema,dengdeng,wozheishibeiyigexiaopihaierjiliaodaole,zuiguozuiguoya!xinzang,buxutiao,buxutiaoa,zheikeshiweifadea,daodelunsanga!”

“wei?wei!nizainaobuxieshenmea?”mouxitongyilianyihuo,“ai,guoranbudongnimenzheixienianqingrendesixiang,shiwoluohoulea。”

huamianyizhuan,suimulazhemujinyandeshouchongjinyiwushi,duizhexiaoyidashenghandao:

“xiaoyiayi,wopengyounaoziyoukenengshaohuaile,nikankantayoumeiyougaoshaodexianxiang。”

zhijiansuimuyilianyansu,fangfotazhengzaiweimujinyandanxin,kesheiyemeinengfaxiantadeergenmanmanfahong,suimuxinliandao:“diyiciqiannvhaizideshoua,meixiangdaonvhaizideshouzheimexiao,zheimeruana。”

“gun,nicaibanaozishaohuaile,niquanjianaozidoushaohuaile!”mujinyanzaixinlimomotucao。

xiaoyiyuandelaoayiyilianaimeidekanzhemujinyanhesuimu“yo,xiaoliangkoupaolaiyiwushiganmaya,xiangdangnianwonianqingdeshihouyeyouzheimeyigenanshenglazhewodeshou,duizhewoshuonizenmeyangle?zenmeshengbing,wodainiquyiwushi。neishihoukezhenshixingfua。”

shuowanayixianrulechensi……

“ayidaduanyixia,ninbangtakankanba。”

“shenmeayi?sheishiayi?”

“e,jiejie,nikanwozheiyanshen,neikeshizhenbuhao,bazheimemeilidejiejiedouzuipiaoshuocuole,nishuoshiba,xiaomu?”

“……”mujinyankanlekanxiaoyidelian,xinxiang:“ninengshuochujiejieyesuannilihaia,guoranshishenmerendouliaoa!zaixiapeifupeifu!”

“emmmm……piaoliangdedajiejie,ninjintiandeyifukezhenpiaoliang!zheipiaoliangdedahongzhijia,kendingyouhenduorenzhuinila!”suimushuodehuayinqimujinyanyizhenehan。

“he,nianqingrenhenyouyanguangma,wozheijiubangni‘pengyou’kankan,haole,nikeyizoule,biexiangzhetaoke。”

“haoba,danwoxiangliuxialaipeita。”suimubiaomianshanghenshidanxinmujinyandezhuangkuang,danneixinqueanchuochuodexiang:“kee,zhunbeichenzegeshijibushangneigeguilaotoudekedezenmeban,zheiciyaoshibeizhuadaomeixiezuoye,jiuwandanla,tayidinghuijiwodebabadadianhuade,duile,zheibushihaiyouxiaomu,heiheihei……”

suimuyibianlikaiyibianhuitoudewangzhemujinyan,zhengzhetaneishuangdayanjinglingmujinyanbujinlianxidaobeidiuqidexiaogouzi,jiuzaimujinyanxinruandasuanrangsuimuliuxialaishi,suimunierudishuo:

“xiaomu,nibieyongneimeshenqingdeyanshenwangzhewo,nibuzhidaowohuihaixiudema,niyaoshishizaixiangliuwoxialai,neiwoyehuimianweiqinandepeiniyixiade。”

“buyong,kuaiqushangke,zaijian!”mujinyanshuangshoujinnieshuangshou,neixinfengkuangchuxi:“wojianzhishimozhenglecaihuijuedetashuogou,fenmingjiushiyizhipizhegoupidehuli。”

“ai,nizenmena,wokeshihaoxinyaoqingni,yaobushikannibushufu,wocaibuhuipeinile,wopingshibuyaoqingninihaizuozhanzhewoyouzhanzhewo,woxianzaiyaoqingninihaijujuewo,qie,niyihouxianggenzhewodoubiexiang!”suimukanqilaishifenshengqi,danneixinqueshifendejinghuanga:“kee,xiaomubujiezhaoa,zenmebanzenmebanzenmebana,duile!”

“hao。”mujinyanpielepiezui,xinliandao“ninlaokeshizhongyuyaozoule,zaijianle,baibaina。”

“keshiwoshizhongfangxinbuxianizenmeban,nihaishirangwozaizheilipeizhenibadengdaonihaolewocaihuixinan。”

“buyong,zaijian,kuaizou!”mujinyanlaolianyihong,lianmangbaliandixialaiburangbierenkanqingtadelian,tadeneixinwubidefenkai:“zaibuzouzaizheiexinwokejiubieguaiwoduinidongshoule!kee,zhangdeshuailebuqiya,zhangdeshuaijiukeyishuosuibianexinbierenma,buxingwoyaorenzhu,bukeyidaren!dandingdandinga!”

“jirannizhiyiyaoganwozou,neiwohaishizouba,dengdaonizaixiangwanhuiwodeneiyike,woyijingzouyuanle,heng!”suimutouyebuhuidezouledantadeneixinqueshifenchayi:“xiaomuyuelaiyuebukeaile,congqianwoshuoshenmeshishenmexianzaijingranhaiyaoganwozou,guoranyidingshifashaobanaozishaohuaile。”

“xitong,xitongnikuaichulaia!yanyuantafengle,taoocle,zheigeshijieshizenmelea!fengqiulea!”mujinyanwangzhesuimulikaidebeiying,yilianjingkong。

laoayikanzhesuimu,youkanlekanmujinyanturanlaoleizongheng,kuchushenglai:“nianqingkezhenhaoa,yebuzhidaowodangchudeneigetaxianzaiguodezenmeyangle,dangchuwoyeheniyiyang,zuiying,bukenshuoxihuanta,xianzai,tazaoyiqulebieren,tajiubunengxianduiwobiaobaima,jiuzheiyangqulebieren!”

“ayi,neige……nixiangduolewozhenbuxihuanta,wohetabushinixiangdeneiyang,ayi,nibiekua!”

“叫我姐姐!”