guoran，zheirenrendoushitaobuguozhenxiangdinglv！
zheiernvbieshuoshichicaile，tangzhidoushihedeganganjingjing，jiuchabapanzichile。
“haochi！zhenhaochia，biwozaiwuxingjijiudianchidedongxidouhaiyaohaochi！”linshiyuyilianyiyouweijindetianletianzuichunshuodao。
zhiqianhuayeyeshuo，xiangyaodedaonvrendexin，jiuyaoxiandedaotamendewei，xianzaikanlaihaizhenshia！
“wei，nichidongxinengbunengshunvdiana，bawolaopodoudaihuaile！”guchenwangzhelinshiyuneilangtunhuyandeyangzi，yilianwunaideshuodao。
lingmeixuetingdaozheihua，neiqiaolianyeshisaodexiuhong，zijiyixiangshijinchiyoudajiaguixiudeyangzi，tayebushimeiyouchiguoshanzhenhaiwei，kehaishitouyicixiangjintianzheiyangshitai。
napashicaidouyijingchiwanle，taganjuehaixiangchi！
zhishiyipanjiandandejiding，yipanxihongshichaodan，haiyouyigetang，kechizhezongshilingrenhuiweiwuqiong，youqishineitanghejinhoulonglimian，jianzhidoushiduisangzideyizhongziyang。
“kanzainizuofanzheimehaochidefenshang，nikeyiliuzaizheilile！”lingmeixueqingkeleyishengshuodao。
guchenbujinyileng：“**！zheibenlaijiushiwodefangzia！”
“buguan，woxianzhuxiade！womenzhuloushang，nizhulouxia，meitianwanshangnidefuzewancan！meishierbudejinruwomendefangjian！”
“meiwenti！buguo……”
“不过什么？！”
tatiaoletiaomeiyilianhuaixiaodao：“buguolaoponikedekezhiyixia，zaiwomeiyoutongyiqunizhiqian，nikebunengxiangfangshefadezhanyouwo，bijing……woshigezhengjingren！”
“滚吧，死变态！”
shuozhejiushinazhebaozhenchaozhetarengleguoqu。
chiwanfan，guchenjingranhaideguaiguaidequxiwanle。
zhuzijide，chizijide，haideyaotaxiwan，zijizheishizhaolegelaopoma？！
不行！
qiyujifenhunshu，dejiajintuilecaixing！
zhiyutama……zaijitayigeyueshijiankaoyanyixiaba……
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zoulangshang，lingmeixuewangzhezhengchichengzhedelinshiyuqingshengwendao：“shiyu，nibushizaixinxibuyoupengyouma？！bangwogemang，chayixiazheijiahuo！”
“yo，duizijiweihunfutingshangxina！”linshiyuqiaopidexiaoleqilai：“xing，womashangjiwopengyoudadianhua，buguonidebangwonongyizhangtadezhaopian，yaoburanzheimeifashibiea！”
“zhaopian？！hao，nidengzhe！”
talimanazheshoujijiushichaozhechufanglimianzoulejinqu，yizhizaiwaimiantoutoudepaizhao，jieguochundaoliankuaimendeshengyindoubuguan。
“ai，zhangdeshuaizhenshiyizhongzuiguo！”guchenhuiguotouzhengpazaimenkoudelingmeixueyiyanqingxiaodao：“nvren，meixiangdaonizheimekuaijiulunxianle，rangwoyoudianshiwangni！”
“滚啊自恋狂！”
咔嚓！
chenzhezhuanguoshendeneiyike，lingmeixueganjinjiushipaidaoletadezhengmian，ranhouyoulaidaolezoulangshang。
“zheigeyinggaikeyileba？！”
linshiyujieguoshouji，ganjinjiangneizhaopianchuanlezijiweixinshang，ranhouzoudaopangbianbotongleyigedianhua。
三分钟后。
手机再次响起。
“chaqingchulema？！”linshiyunazheshoujiqingshengshuodao。
dianhuaneitouchuanlaiyigenvrendeshengyin：“weilenimendeanquan，wojianyibuyaozaichale！”
“a？！weishenmea？！”
“woyongleliuhezuzhuangmimadiaocha，keshidedaodequezhiyouyijuhua！”
“什么话？！”
“3sjijimi，wufachaxun！”
“…………”
shenmebeichengzuosjijimi，yaomejiushijunjiedalao，yaomejiushishangjiedalao，zongzhizheizhongjibiederenshouzhongdeziyuan，zuyishibanbianguojiaduanshijianneilikexianrutanhuan。
napashiguojialingdao，yushanglezheiyangderenwuneidoudegonggongjingjingdezhaodai，yigesjirenwujiuzuyizhendongguojiashangxia，keshiguchenjingranshibeidingyiwei3sjirenwu！
“bushuole，ganggangyinweidiaochaleyixia，wodediannaoquanbubeiheile，guale！yihoumeishierbuyaozailianxiwole，youshiergengbielianxiwo！”
duimiandangjijiangdianhuajiguale，shenzhilinshiyudouhaimeiyoulaidejiduowenyiju：“wei！wei？！rourou，nihaimeishuoshashisjijimini！”
keshizaidaguoqudeshihou，duimianyijingshikonghaole。
zaizheiyike，lingmeixueyulinshiyubujinduishileyiyan，errendouganjuedaoleyisibuhaodeganjue。
rujin，zaichufanglimianshuawandeneigenanren，daodishenmelaitou！
zheishiguchenxiwanwancongchufanglimianzoulechulai，chaozhelingmeixueneibianzouleguoqu：“laopo，nikanwozheishou，baima？！”
“别叫我老婆！”
“好的孩儿他娘！”
噗！
lingmeixuebeiqideyanlekoulaoxue：“nidaodixiangzenyang？！shoubaizenmele？！”
“wodoulibishouhaiyaobai，jidianqianhuahuabei，yiqianduoshaonvrenxiangyaobaoyangwodoubeiwojujuele，kanzaizanmenyouhunyue，wojiumianweiqinanderangnibaoyangwoba！”
“去死吧你！”
tafaxiangenzheijiahuozaiyiqishenghuocaijigexiaoshi，doukuaibazheiyibeizidezanghuadoujishuowanle。
“biedong！”guchendebiaoqingturanyansuleqilai。
lingmeixuejiantaneimoyang，yeshiyilianeran：“zen……zenmele？！”
呼——！
tayishoukuaisulvexing，zhijiejianglingmeixuexiongkoudeneikeniukoujizhaixiale。
neiwuxianfengguang，jinshouyandi！
“chouliumang！woyaobaojingzhuani！”lingmeixueshuangshouwuzhuzijidexiongkoujinghudao。
guchenyonglinianlenianshouzhang，jiangneiniukouyadefensui，rangrenchayideshi，neiniukoulimianjingranhaiyoudianxian，haizaizizimaozhexiaohuohua。
“zheishi……”linshiyujianzhuangyilianchayidewendao。
“窃听器！”
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cishi，zaijiangzhoushiyigexiaoxiangzilimiandedixiashinei。
啪！
yigenanrenjiangerjizhongzhongdeshuaizaidishang，wuzheerduoguizaidishangcanjiaoleqilai：“a……wodeerduo……”
neirenermodoushichuxuele，benlaishizaijianting，jieguomeixiangdaoturanyixiachuanlaileqiangdadedianliu，zhijiejiushijiangtaneiermojijichuan，gujizheibeizisuanshitingbudaole。
“lingmeixue！wobuhuifangguonide！”
…………
雨花台别墅区。
“liuzhentan，zenmeyangle？！”lingmeixuewangzhezheiqinglaidesijiazhentanqingshengwendao。
zheinanrenfangxialefangdajing，kanleyiyanpangbianqiaozhegeerlangtuideguchen，buyouqingtandao：“lingdaxiaojie，nizheieryougaoren，haijiaowolai，zheibushizheshawoma？！zheishijiuerxinghaomeishixinxingjiantingqi，womensijiazhentanmuqianhaimeiyouzhenduizheizhongjiantingqideyiqi，nenggouyiyankanchuzheiyouwentide，jueduishigaorena！wohaiyoushier，jiuxianzoule！”
高人？！
lingmeixuebuzijuedejiangmuguangnuoxiangleneidiaoerlangdangdeguchen，zheinaerxiangshigegaoren？！