第2章 大闹寿宴

yishunjian,yefengchengweiquanchangjiaodian。

laidecongmang,tachuandehaishidangnianneitaojiuyishan,yanseandan,bushaodifanghaiyoupokouzi,zaijiashangtapengtougoumiandeyangzi,huotuotuoshigeliulanghan。

zaichangdebinkemenyilunfenfen。

“zheiliulanghanshisheia?jingranzichengxiaojianvxu,zuomengmeishuixingni?”

“jiushi,haihuichundan,shuobuzhunjiushitagezhiwolicuochulaideniwan。”

“bushi,haoxiangxiaojiazhiqianyougezhuixu,jiushitaba,wunianqianshizongyinxunquanwu,juranmeisihaihuilaile!”

qizuibasheyilun,shuoshenmederendouyou。

duiyuzheixieyilun,yefengchongerbuwen,chaoxiaolingxuezouqu。

“lingxue,nijiehunle?”yefengwendehenzhijie。

tayouxiejieshoubulezheigejieguo,zaidiyudaowunian,meiyouyitianbuxiangganjinjiandaoxiaolingxue,haidanxintadehantizhengruofazuo。

wunianlai,tayizhiqidailiangrenzhongfeng。

taxiangguohenduogezhongfengdechangjing,youxijierqidixiangyong,youqizishengqidibaoyuan,youxiaojiadezeguai……

dan,tacongmeixiangguo,qizihuigaijiataren。

dangchu,tajuedeliangrenqingbijinjian,kexianzaikanlai,shiyigexiaohua。

“yefeng,nizenmebusizaiwaimian?niweishenmehaiyaochuxianzaiwodeshijie?nigun,jintianshiyeyedeshouyan,wobuxianghenishuotaiduo。”

“dangchuwoxialeyan,caihuihenizaiyiqi,rujinwomenshilianggeshijiederen,niguna!”

xiaolingxuebuyuanyikandaoyefeng,buyuanyihuixiangchenfengdewangshi。

yefengxinrudaoge,congmeixiangguoyouyitianxiaolingxuehuiruciyaneta,zenghenta。

zaichangdebinkeyaran,jingjingchigua。

“lingxue,dangchuwoqushanlicaiyao,meixiangdaohuichuyiwai,houmianwoqule……”

yefengxiangjieshi,tabingbushibugaoerbie。

“goule!nixianzaishuoshenmedouwujiyushi,womenmeiyoukeneng!”

“woxianzaishichenjiaxifu,shichentaitai,heniyefengmeiyourenheguanxi!”

“chuheduiwohenhao,qingnibiedaraowodeshenghuo。”

“ni!yefeng,zhishiyigeyiwusuoyoudefeiwu!hewoxiaolingxue,buzaiyitiaoxianmingbaima?”

xiaolingxuedehua,youruyibabalirenchazaiyefengxinjian。

yefengyaozheyashenhuxi,xinzhongqingchu,yanqiandexiaolingxue,yijingbushidangchudebaiyueguang。

jiranyishiwangshi,neiduanjiuduanleba,renshihuibiande。

aiqingdeshiyan,zhibuguoshinannvrelieshichongdongdeqinghua,dangbudezhen。

chenchuhebiyikanzheyefeng,xinzhongmanshibuxie,yigewonangfeishangmennvxu,haigangentaqiangnvren。

kanyefengzhuanshenyaoliqu,taquebuyuanbaxiu。

“yefeng,diexiashanyameishuaisi,gaishuobushuo,nishizhenmingda。”

“heizi,barennaxia!”

liangjuhua,yefengshunjianxiangtong。

wunianqiantaxizhebaohushengxiadexuanya,anlishuobuhuiqingyichushi。

dan,zaiyabishangcaiyaoshi,shengziqueturancongdingduanduanlie,daozhizhuiluoyadi。

xianzaixianglai,bingbushiyiwai。

“wunianqian,shiniguyiyaonongsiwo!”

zaichangrenyiting,dunshizhidaoshiqingmeiyouwairenxiangdeneimejiandan。

buguo,bingmeiyourengandaoyiwai。

henduotiaotiaokuangkuang,shijidicengqiongrendingzhide,quanguimenbingbuzaiqizhong。

yefeng,zhibuguoshiwanqiandaomeidanzhongdeyige。

chenchuheyilianlengxiao:“wunianqianmeisi,nijiugaizhaogedifanggouhuo,haiganzhaohuilai,zheicibuhuizaiyoushangtianjuangudejihui!”

“heizi,haibudongshou!?”

yipang,jiaoheizidedashoudaizheyihuoxiaodichaozheyefengweiguoqu。

yefengbuhuangbumang,kanxiangxiaolingxue:“nitingjianle?yiqiedoushitazuodeju。”

xiaolingxuelianshangmeiyoubandianjingya,luchuchaofengdexiaorong:“yefeng,niyiweiwotingdaozheigejieguo,jiuhuikelianni?jiuhuizhongxinxuanzehenizaiyiqi。”

“gaosuniyijianshi,dangchuanpairangnizhuiyaderen,woyeshiqizhongzhiyi。”

“henizaiyiqideneiyinian,zhishiyishichongdongheniwanwaneryi,houlaiwoaishanglechuhe。”

“chuhenengzhaodaomingyizhihaowodebing,nikeyima?”

“wokanshangrenhedongxi,chuhenengmashangjiwomai,ninengma?”

“woxiangqushijieshangrenheyigedifang,chuhemashangjiunengpeiwoqu,nixingma?”

benlai,xiaolingxuebudasuanshuozheixie,danxianzaishiqingtiaoming,yejiubuzhuangle。

zhiyumantangdebinke,zhidaozheixieyounengruhe?

xiaojiasannianzhineibidingnengchengweijinghaidingliuquangui,zheixiebinkemenyebuganluanjiaoshegen。

yefengxinzhongnuhuobengfa,zhigougoudingzhexiaolingxue。

zhiguaidangchutaidanchun,beizheinvrensuanjiwannonghaibuzizhi。

chenchuhedaxiao:“naozibuhaoshi,beimailehaitibierenshuqian,shuodejiushinizheizhongren。”

“带走!”

chenchuhebuxianglangfeishijian,haidengzhejixiaolaoyezizhushou。

baonuxiadeyefeng,mianduichongguolaidedashou,quantourutongleitinghongchu。

“砰!”

zhishiyiquan,paodezuihuanzuikuaidedashoubeihongfeierchu,zazaiyizhuojiuxishang,wankuaijiupingpingpingpangpangshuaidemandidoushi。

neidashoulianhengdejihuidoumei,yikouqishangbulai,dangchanghunsiguoqu。

houmiandedashoumenhaimeifanyingguolai,yefengyizhudonggongqu。

yizhongdashouwanquandingbuzhu,budaobanfenzhong,quanbudaozaidishang,haowuzaizhanzhili。

xiaolingxuehexiaojiarenzhenjing!

陈楚河怀疑人生!

mantangbinkegengshirenbuzhuyilunkai:

“**,bushishuoyefengshigefeiwuzhuixuma?zheizhandouliyetaimengle,yiquanyigekalami!”

“zezeze,shibiesanridangguamuxiangdaia,sheiganxiang?wunianqiandefeiwu,yaoshenyibianchenglegaoshou!”

“buguonengdayoushenmeyong?quantoudaibiaoquanlideshidaiyijingluomu,rujinjiangjiudeshiqian,shibeijing!”

“……”

suiranhennengda,dandabufenrenhaishibukanhaoyefeng,renweitabeixiaojiahechenjiachulidiaoshichizaodeshi。

“yefeng,nitemezaidongshishi!”chenchuheturantaochuqiang,heidongdongdeqiangkoumiaozhunyefeng。

“kannidequantouying,haishiwodezidanying!”

“莽夫一个!”

changzaihebianzounayoubushixie,chenchuhepingshimeishaoganqiyabaixingdeshi,qunaerdouhuidaizheyibashouqiang,jiushiyifangyiwai。

yefengbuxie,yibashouqiangeryi,neidianweilibugoukan!

jiuzaitazhunbeichushouyongyinzhenquchenchuhegoumingshi,yanhuitingmenkouturanchuanlaiyidaoqingcuideshengyin。

“zhangshiqiren,xiaochenliangjiazhenweifeng!”

zaichangderenxunshengwangqu,zhijianyigeshencaigaotiao,moyangjuemeideyouwumeinvzoulai。

zaitashenhou,haigenzheyigeheiyitieshennvbaobiao,yizhishoufangzaihouyaochu,wozheheiqiqideqiangbing。