第一章废物赘婿
“跪下！”
toutaobeichekai，luchulinbaibiqinglianzhongdemiankong。
“nishishei！”linbainulishiyingciyandedengguang，wangxiangzijimianqiandeqingnian。
huangwenzheshenqingjieao，lianpanglengjiaofenming，shenzhebeidalideyisibugoudegaodangxizhuang，youxiandizuozaizhenpishafashang，xixuedikanzheta。
linbaiyanjingxuehong，tazhishichumenmaicai，jiubeibaodayidun，beidaidaozheili。
tazirenmeiyoudezuiguozheizhongyouquanyoushideren。
“woshisheibuzhongyao。”huangwenzhechouleyikouyan，bayanwutuzailinbailianshang：“zhongyaodeshi，nixianzaigaizuoshenme？”
“跪下！”
huangwenzhehenhendichuaixianglinbai，daheyisheng。
shenhouanyalinbaideliangweibaobiaonachugangguan，zhijiejianglinbaideshuangtuidazhe。
“a！”linbaiqilidicanjiaoyisheng，tanruanzaidi。
suiji，tabeiliangweibaobiaoxiechizheguizaihuangwenzhemianqian。
juliedetengtongrangtatileihengliu，naodaiyizhenkongbai。
danlinbaibuyunxuzijidejiaoaobeijianta，nulizhengzhazhe。
不能跪！
“cengjiadefeiwuzhuixu，kanlaihaishiyoudianguqide。”huangwenzhedanledanyanhui：“zhaonilaishiyoudianshiqinghenishangliang。”
tataiqijiao，jiazhisanwanyuandegaodangpixiehenhendicaizailinbaitoushang，yanshenbiandehuore：“hecengjinerlihun！”
“shenme！”linbaiyanshenyining，yanshenmanshibukezhixin。
shiwusuishi，tahemeimeibeigueryuanganchulai，yizhixiangyiweiming。sannianqian，meimeihuanshangjixingbaixuebing，weilecouqian，tazhinengruzhuicengjia，zuoweicengjiachongxidezhuixu。
suirancengjiarenduizijilengyanxiangdui，dancengjinerduizijihaishibubode，zhishaozaimeimeiyiliaofeidejiyushangcongbulinse。
tahecengjinermeiyoufuqizhishi，tayekanbuqiziji，danxiangchusannianhaishiyouyidianganqingde。
“meitingqingchuma？feiwu！”qingniannuheyisheng：“rangtazaizhangzhangjixing。”
shuowan，tabayantouzailinbaitoushanganmie。
linbaitongdeziyaliezui，nuhoudao：“nizuomeng！bukeneng！”
liangweibaobiaozhijiedongshou，batadeshuangbeiyingshengshengbaiduan！
咔嚓！咔嚓！
liangshengrangrentoupifamadeshengyinxiangqi，linbailiangzhishoubeidunshibiandeniuqu，baisensendegutoucichu。
“bukeneng！”linbaitongdekuaiyaohunjue，dantabukenengxiangrentuoxie！
jiusuantahecengjinerzhishimingyishangdefuqi，shuangfangyemeiyouganqing。
“zenmezheimejueni？”qingnianshenxiyikouqi，yanshenshanshuofengkuang：“niruzhuicengjia，bujiushiweilejiunineibingsiguimeimei？”
“batameimeidaishanglai！”
“ni......”linbaituchuyikounongxue，fengkuangdizhengzhaqilai：“chusheng！yaoshiwomeimeiyousanzhangliangduan，woraobuleni！”
henkuai，xueroumohudelinyunyunbeidaileshanglai。tazaoyihunjue，qiruoyousi，canbaidelianpang，meiyouyisixuese。
“a！”linbaibaohouyisheng，liangxingxueleishunzhelianpangliuxia。
tabuganxiangxinzheishitameimei！meimeishihenpatongde，meicihualiaodoukudelihuadaiyu，erxianzaibeinvedaidixueroumohu。
yigeyueqian，meimeidebingqingzhongyuwending，beilinbaisongdaogaozhongjixushangxue。yuanyiweizhanshengbingmodemeimeihuiguoshangzhengchangnvhaizideshenghuo，youzijixihuandenansheng，genqitanvhaiziyiqizhuixing。
kexianzaiqueshengsibuzhiditangzaizijishenbian。
a......meimei！gege，duibuqinia！woshifeiwu！wozhishilinjiayigefeiwuzhuixu，womeiyoubaohuhaoni！dangshiyiqibeigueryuanganchulaideshihou，zijikeshishuoguoyaobaohuhaomeimeiyisheng，rangtabushouweiqu。
womeiyouzuodaoa！woshifeiwu！
yunhannongliechouhendexueleidizailinbaishoushangdeqingtonggujie。
qingtonggujiebiaomiandeanchentunqu，luchujingyingtitoudefeicuise，bianchengfeicuixianjie！
nongyudelingliguanrulinbaideshenti，daitadeyishidaoleyigeqingcongdezhuyuanli
yiweishenzheheisezhongshanzhuang，biaoqingsumu，helinbaiyoujifenxiangsidelaozhechenshengkaikou：“suner，xiangxinzheigeshihouniyijingzhangdale，xianzaishinizuitongkujuewangdeshihou，zheicaijihuolejiezhi。”