第2章 诈尸!谁给我装棺材里的

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zhibopingtaishang,danmufenfei。

“**,诈尸了!”

“shenmeqingkuang?neigexiaoshuaigejiguyishengchileshenme?jurannengqisihuisheng?”

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“……”

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“汪汪!”

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erqie,haihenshiguaiqiaodizuozailedishang,butingdiyaoweiba。

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“buguo,zaixianjibaiwanguanzhongkedouzhidao,nizaiguancailishuishangsantiansanyedeshiqing,kendingmeiwan。”

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