balvfudafachuqu，suxiaonanzixikaishiyanjiuqixitonglai。
“xitongxitong，qingwenzheijingyanyoushenmezuoyongzenmeleiji？”
“jingyankeyitongguofaxianweizhibingli，weizhiyaocaihaiyouzhiliaobingrenlaileijijingyan，tongguojingyankeyishengjizhicheng！”xitonggongshihuadehuida。
yuanlaishizheiyang，guaibudegangcaixitongjitajialesandianjingyan，zheixuehuagaolimianguoranyouwenti，yinweizijiyouxitongsuoyicainengwendaoneiguguaiwei。
kanlaizheixuehuagaoshihuameihesumoerlianhezuodejua，jiezhezheicirangtashenshangdeshangkoubunenghuifu，liuxiahenduobahen，zheizaigudaishenshangyoubakendinghuibeizhangfuyanqi，zheishibasuxiaonanwangsilinonga。
“neiwozheimanxingzhongdushizenmehuishi？”zheishisuxiaonanzuiguanxindewenti，tajiyilimiangenbenmeiyouzhongduzheijianshia。
“xitongfenxihoudechushiyizhongshedu，danshizanshimeiyoufenxichujieyao，xuyaoshijianfenxi！”xitongdehuidarangsuxiaonanyizhenwuyu，meiyoujieyaozheishiyaozhunbeiganggangchuanyuejiuyaoguadejiezouma？
“manxingduyao！julidufayouyinianshijian，suzhukeyitongguozhihuanjiedujikeyizanshiyazhishedu！”xitongzaicijieshi。
“neiwozhihuan！”nengyazhijiuhao，suxiaonanganjinyaoqiu。
“henbaoqian，suzhujingyanbugouzhihuan，jiedujixuyaowushijingyanlaizhihuan！”
“……”
kengdiea！suxiaonanyizhenwuyu。
faxianyigeduyaocaisangejingyan，zheiwushigejingyanxuyaoduojiua…
suxiaonanjixukanshuju，zheijiankangzhihenhaolijie，shentiyouzhongduyouganranfashaode，nengyou60suanbucuole，zhishizhei60houmianweishenmeyouge+haoa？nandaokeyishoudongzengjia，wanguowangyoudedoushuxidetaolua，suxiaonannaozilimianxiangxiangdian+hao，guoranfashengleyidianbianhua。
宿主：苏小楠
zhicheng：xinshou（jingyan0/100）
shenfen：chengxiangzhinv，siwangyeweihunqi
tiwen：38°（ganranyinqifashao）
shentizhuangkuang：manxingzhongdu，fashao
jiankangzhi：60.3+（manfen100）
sandianjingyanmeiyoule，jiankangzhijiuzengjiale0.3，zhishirangtiwenhuifule0.5°，yishunjiansuxiaonanjiuganjueshentihaolehenduo，zhishizheijingyanqinglingle，yixiazihuidaojiefangqianle。
“听说姐姐醒了？”
zhengdangsuxiaonanaonaozheisandianjingyandelangfei，waimianyigeshengyinchuanleguolai，jiezhejiukandaoyigenvzizoulejinlai，yixibaiyijiaoruoqiuyue，rongmaotiancheng，meiyanzhijianjinshirouruo，zhengshisuxiaonandemeimeisumoer。
zheiyiweijuedaijiaren，bieshuoouyangyunle，jiusuansuxiaonanshenweinvren，kandaoyexindongbuyi。
“tingshuojiejieyinweimoerbeifuqinzefale，moertelaijijiejiepeizuilaile！”sumoershuangyanhanlei，yifujiaoruomoyang。
绿茶婊！鉴婊完毕！
76jizhenhuanchuan，30jijinzhiyunie，70jiyanxigonglve……duobudianshijuleijiqilaidejingyan，suxiaonanyiyanjiukanchulai。
“shuowanlema？shuowanjiuchuquba！”suxiaonanlenglengdexialezhukeling。
sumoeryishimeiyoufanyingguolai，anzhaozheicaobaopingshidexinggecishiyinggaibaotiaorulei，zhunbeidongshoudatacaidui。
“jiejiezheihaishizaishengmoerdeqima？moerxianzaijijiejieguixia，zhiqiujiejieyuanliang……”sumoerdimeishunyan，lihuadaiyude，zaitingdaowaimianchuanlaidejiaobushengyin，jiulimayifuyaoxiaguidemoyang。
“buke！”yigenanshengchuanlai，jiezhenanzijiuchonglejinlai，yibajiubasumoerlajinhuaili，ranhouduizhesuxiaonannumuershi：“suxiaonan！nidebaxizhenshigoule，youshenmebutongkuaizhijiechongzhebengonglai，ruguonizaiganqifumoer，bengongdingrangnishengburusi！”
jianmeixingmu，yilianyingqi，suxiaonanzheishiduitaiziouyangyunzhangxiangdepingjia。
嗯！就是有点傻！
“ranhouni？”suxiaonanwendao。
yijuhua，changmiananjingdeyouxiekepa，yidurangrenganjuedaoganga。