第二章:太好了,渣渣王爷来退婚了!

jiangyunshuyigeshanshenduoleguoqu,tufupulegekong。

“aiyo,haishigexiaolajiaoa!yegengxihuanle!”

tufuzaicifenlipuxiangjiangyunshu,zheicitameiyouduokai。

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yo,zheimekuaijiuwanshile?

jiangyuxiganjindakaifangmenyikanjiujing。

wunei,dishangsanluolexuduosuibu,tufuquanshenchiluoditangzaidishanghunhunyushui。

却不见姜芸姝踪影。

jiangyuxiyihuo:“renni?”

“我在这呢!”

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“a——!”jiangyuxihedehoutuidao:“ni、nizenmehuizaishangmian?budui,nishizenmeshangqude?”

jiangyunshuxiaozheshuo:“wozenmeshanglaidebuzhongyao,zhongyaodeshi,jiexialainishizenmeside?”

yanba,jiangyunshucongfangliangshangtiaoxialai,bizhidizhanzaijiangyuximianqian。

“a——!”hedejiangyuxiyipigudiezuozaidi,zheinvrenzenmehuishi?

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“yunshujie,nihuixiangxinwodeduima?”jiangyuxidanxinbaoluyuanxing,haizaiqitumengpianguoqu,bijingjiangyunshushizhendehaopianyouxinruan。

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jiangyuxishunjianmiansecanbai,zhiwendao:“nishenmeyisi?”

“字面上的意思。”

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shunjiantufujiuqingxingleguolai:“wu……fashengleshenmeshi?yedexiaomeirenni?”

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“fangshou,fangkaiwo,jiumingaaaa——!”

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“jiranruci,neibenxiaojiejiuchengquanniba!”

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henkuaiyinqilequanfudezhuyi。

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