第六章:饭菜里有老鼠药

hejunzeshidanxinyouchuyaoezi,teyiduozaianchu,kanzhemunvliangrendouchidechabuduole,caishouzhipazixizhebizimozheyanleirourouruoruodizoulai,renhaiweidaojiutingdaolekukutitideshengyin。

“jiejie,wodehaojiejiea!”hejunsishangxinyujuedemoyang,jiaosheijianledouhuigankaicirenguozhenxinruanshanliang。

jiangyunshuqingpiaopiaopieleyiyan,quandangmeikanjian,jixuchi,hejundaoshibutaihaoyisile,ganjincalecazuizhanqilai:“nizenmelaizheile,nishenziguruo,buyinggaidaozheixiedifanglai。”

budenghejunkaikoujiangyunshujiuqiangxiandao:“qiaonizheihuashuode,haoxiangzijihenqiangzhuangside,yebujiandenideshentijiubitadehao,douzheiyanglehaiyouxinsidanxinbieren,nihaiburudanxinzijiba!”

yunniangmiansenankan,wanleyiyanjiangyunshugangadijieshi:“junmeimeibietingtahuyanluanyu,wohaozheni,meishi!”

hejunchouyezheguanchamunvliangren,xinjianqueyihuo,douchilezheimeduoyoufawule,zenmehaimeifazuo?

“jiejie,shimeimeiwuneng,bangbudaojiejieshenme,laoyezheicishizhendetielexin,buguanmeimeiruhequanshuo,jiushibukenfangjiejiechulai,shimeimeiwuyong,duibuqijiejie!”

buguanzayang,xianzhuangyibozaisuan,fanzhengzheigenvrenjueduibuhuihuaiyidaotatoushang。

yunniangshizhendexinlehejundeguihua,yifukuijiudeyangzixiangyaoshangqiananwei,beijiangyunshulanzhule:“woduzitong!”

“aiyo,zenmehuishi,rangniangkankannalitong?”

yunniangdanyoudiqujianchajiangyunshudeduzi:“shibushizheilitong?”

jiangyunshuzhouzhemeikanlehejunyiyanshuo:“shi,hentonghentong,wuzangliufudouyaolieleyiban,tongsile!woganjuekuaiyaosile,shibushizheixiefancailixialelaoshuyaoa,weishenmechilezhihoujiuzenmetongle!”

hejunlijicanbailelian,kejingyaotou:“dongxikeyiluanchi,huakebunengluanshuo,sheineimeshahuijinixialaoshuyao!”

shuowan,hejunjiujingkongdiwuzhulezui,yanshenshanduohuangmangjieshi:“ganganjijiangdaxiaojiexiayao,shibuyaominglema?sheihuineimeshani,zheikeshishatoudedazuia!”

yunniangyerentongfuhedao:“dui,guinvbiehuluancaice,zhenggejiangjiasheiganduinixiashou,haishirangweiniangkankandaodinalitong。”

“duzitong,jiushiduzitong,xinganpifeidoutong,niang,kendingshiyourenzaifancailizuoshoujiaole,buranzenmewochilejiukaishiduzitong!”jiangyunshubuyiburaodao。

hejunxinliqideyaosi,haiyaozhuangzuowugudeyangzishuo:“keniniangyechileya,zenbujiantaduzitongni?”

jiangyunshuhuangrandao:“duie,niang,niduzitongbutong?youmeiyounalibushufu?”

yunniangyaoyaotou:“duzibutong,yemeiyounalibushufu,jiushinizheifumoyang,jiaoanianggandaoxinteng!”

yueshuo,hejunjiugandaoyueqiguai,weishenmeyunniangyidianshidoumei,fandaoshijiangyunshuyoushi?

nandaoyouchuleshenmechazi?

jiangyunshuhuaiyideyanshen:“zhendebutong?woweishenmezheimetonga?wobuxin,yidingshizheixiefancaiyouwenti,buranwozenmehuiduzitongni!”

“daxiaojie,zhendeyuanwangqieshenle,jiusuanjinujiashigedanziyebuganjidaniangzixiadua!”

“wobuxin,nijiushixiadule,chufeinizijichidiaozheixiefancai,buranwojiujingongzhaohuangtaihouqu,ranghuangtaihoupaiyuyilaizhenduan,wocaibuxinnideguihua!”jiangyunshuyifunibuchi,wojiuyaonaodadejiashi。

hejunqizhale,youwunai,zhinengrenleyikoueqishunletadeyi,dangzhetamendemianchileqilai。

fanzhengtaxiadezhishiyoufawu,xunchangrenchilebuhuiyoushi。

hejunchilejikuaidianxin,ranhouzhanzhezhengmingjidajiakan,meixiangdaocaizhanleshijimiao,duzijiukaishiyinyinzuotongle。

jiangyunshuanxiao,he,genwodou,haishihuiquduotoujicitaiba!

yunniangdoukanchulehejundeliansebudui:“nimeishiba?”

hejunqiangrenzhetengtongdao:“meishi,wozenmekenenghuiyoushini,wohaodehen……”

“keshi,wokannihaoxianghenxinkudeyangzi,erqienihaimaohanle,zhendemeishima?”yunniangdanyoudititacalecaetoushangxihan。

jiangyunshuxinjianlengxiao:“nixianzaishibushiganjuedaofutongnanren,rutongbeichongkenshiyourutongmayipanpaqiyangnanren,bansuizhehuituranjuliecitong,hunshenfaxufaruanmaolenghan,shuangzuwulixiangaizherenkao。”

hejungangxiangwangshinvshenshangkao,jiubeijiangyunshudehuajingdeganjinzhanlizhu,yaozheyaqiangchengyaotou:“meishi,wohaodehen,xushichaifanglitaimenrele,suoyicaihuimaohan,nujiadaxiaojiupare。”

“keshi,wokannibuxiangshirede,daoxiangshitongchulaidehan。”yunniangzaichunyekanchulaibuduijing。

hejunhaizaisiyazizuiying:“meimeihaishitingjiejiedehua,zaoxiehuiquba,zheishentidangzhenshibushihezaichaifanglidaitaijiu,qingjiejieshuzui,meimeibunengzaizheipeijiejiele,xianxingliqu。”

shuozhehejunzuoshiyaojiyunniangxinglizaizou,jiangyunshuxinlishuzhe:saneryidao……

hejunlimadaozailedishang,bapangbiandeshinvhedesanhunbujianleqipo,miansecanbaibaishoudao:“bushiwo,zhendebuwoxiayaode,buguannubideshi,bushinubigande!”

shinvxinxudeyangzi,jiuchaetoushangxiezhexiaduerzi。

yunniangandaobuhao,lijibaiqiledangjiazhumudeyangzi,lishenghoudao:“shuo,daodizenmehuishi!”

shinvbujinghe,dunshihuangleshen,guilexiaqukejingketouqiurao:“daniangziraoming,nubidoushianzhaoyiniangdefenfuzuode,zaifancailijiayaowudoushiheyiniangdeyisi,bushinubidebenyi,yuanyoutouzhaiyouzhuqiudaniangziwangkaiyimian,raolenubiyimingba!”

hejuntongdekuaiyaoyunguoqule,doubeishinvzheifanhuajiqixingle,dangchangjiuyangshoudaleshinvyibazhang:“jianren,xiudewumiewo,woheshirangnixiayaole,nigejianrendangzhengaisi!”

zheiciyunniangqueturanqingxingleguolai,buxiangxinhejundehua,diyishijiandanyoudixunwenjiangyunshudezhuangkuang:“guinv,niganjuezenmeyang?”

jiangyunshuyaoleyaotoushuo:“fangxin,sibule!”

yunniangsongkouqi,tongshihejunyexiangsongkouqi,meixiangdaojiangyunshushouzhilezhihejundao:“danshitadehua,jiuhennanshuole。”

hejunshizhendetonga!jiuxiangbeidaozizaiduzishangkejingdijiaodong,sixinliefeidetong!

zhongyuzaiyerenshoubuzhule,hejunkaishishiruo:“jiuwo,wohaonanshou,qiunijiujiuwoba!”