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【yijuhua，gouzuozhezheishubingchengzhesangelinian，wunao，wunao，haishiwunao。】
【脑子寄存处！】
yezhulin，xianchengbashiliwai，zhangqicongsheng，putongrenshiwulunruhebuhuixuanzezheitiaodaolu。
瘴气不算！
zheixiedongxixuanhaoshijidehuayenengduodeguoqu。
人怕的，是人！
zangnizailinzizhongdemafei，haiyouneizerenershideyaomo，caishizuirangrenkongjudedongxi。
“aiyaya，doushuolezheitiaolubuhaozou，nizheigedaoshizenmejiubutingni？
zheiwangyehongle，haiyouyigexiaowangyeni，dianbodaowojiadexiaowangyezenmeban？”
wuqixiaosan，zhijianyihuobingshidabanderengongtonggongweizheyikoukanqilaitongtijinse，qishangzhuankezhewushushenmihuawendejinguan。
jinguanwaishumodousixian，youxuanguayouyigengencuzhuangdezhushamasheng。
zheiyangdedongzuokebushiweilerangshizheanxi，ershiweilefangzhiqizhongdedongxichongchulai，modoujinguan、zhushafumian，shazhangxiufu，kejianqizhongdongxidekongbu，yijiqitarenyingduidezhongshi。
“wushilang，ruguopindaomeiyoujicuodehua，shinixuandezheiyitiaolu！”
buyinbuyangdeshengyinweicengluoxia，yidaochongchizhehuanghuangzhengqideshengyinsuihouhuidadao，bingbudadeshengyinzenmetingdoujirenyizhongchenwensishanyuedehouzhonggan。
shouzhonghuobadezhaoyaoxia，zhijianyigeshenzhedaopao，muguangjiongjiong，shenfutaomuzhangjiandedaorenyujinguanhouduanzoulechulai。
muguangqingyi，dandabufendeshijiandoufangzaineikoujinguanzhishang。
“aiya，qianhedaozhang，nibuyaozheimekeboma！”
“wozheibushixiangzaoxiesongwangyehuijingchengrutuweianma？”
yishenfanwaidabandewushilanghuilehuishoujuan，qishangzhanrandexiangfencibiwubi。
zhijiaqingqiao，shuobuchudeguiyi。
“shifu，meiyounuomile！”
zheishi，yigeshenzhehuisedaopaodenanzijuzhekongkongruyedekoudaizouleguolai，dishengtongqianhedaozhangshuodao。
“省着点用！”
“dengdaolenimensimushibodedaochang，womenzaiqutaoxienuomi。”qianhedaozhangjiangyaojiandekoudaidileguoqu，qizhongsuozhuangzaidezhengshiyixieyongteshushouduanzhizuochengdenuomi。
riguangpushai，heigouxuejinpao。
zhiyouzheiyang，cainenggouduijiangshizaochengshanghailiantongkezhi。
zhizhiyayadechejiazaiciqidong，poyoujifenbukanzhongfudemoyang，zaizheiyesexiachuandichulejiyuan。
“shifu，neijiaolongjiaozhendenenggouzhiliaoxiaoshididexinchizhizhengma？”
gangcaixianshendenanzidishengxunwenxiangleqianhe。
“jiaolongjiaoyongyoutongxinpingjiedeliliang，zaipeigeshangnisanshibosonglaidetianshanxuelian，xiangjiazhixia，huoxunenggoujiejuexiaozhongdejinmainizhuan，yishihundunzhizheng。”
qianheshuozhe，huanhuantanlekouzhuoqi，fengmangbiludeyanshenyezaizheiyikeshiqulebushaojingguang。
“也怪为师！”
“dangchunidashibotixinglewoshuci，chengjiedetianleiyaoyongtianlei，zanglei、shuilei、dilei、yaoleitongtongbucheng。
weicengxiang，dangchudeneidaotianleizhizhong，juranhaizangleyidaoshuilei。”
qianhedaozhangluchuyimohuihenzhiyi，suijizhuantoukanxiangyigefasiyouxielingluan，shuangmuwushen，shuyidaoguandeshaonianshenshang。
shaonianshiliuqisuidemoyang，jiaobuxufu，poyouyizhongshihunluopodemoyang。
shuangmudaizhi，renpingqianduandelingyigedaoshiqianzhexiangqianduanzouqu。
“嘎吱——”
chelunzhijiandemocashengbujueyuer。
dandangzoudaonongwushenchuzhishi，ziyuanchudenongwuzhongturanfeichichuyigengenfengmangbiludejianshi，jianshixunjie，zhayanbianjiangqianduandejigebingshidingsizaidangchang。
“不好！”
“dong、xi、nan，nimensangehuguan！”
“bei，nihuzhuxiaozhong！”
jianshidepokongshenglingqianhedaozhangxindiyijin，guoran，zheijiaolongjiao，kebushineimehaodedaode。
zheijinguanzhongzangde，kongpabuzhiyijushitineimejiandan。
“是，师父！”
dongnanxibeiyikoutongshengdihuidadao。
xiayike，sanrenzhuanshenfeichizhijinguanqian，manmujingti。
erbei，zeshiliuxiabaohuneigeshaonian。
“aiyaya，hujia，kuaihujia！”
wushilangjianjiaobuzhi，yishenglingxia，jigeshiweijinjiechouchuleshouzhongdedaojianwuqi，manlianjiebei。
“护驾，快护……”
“噗呲！”
wushilangdedierdaojiaoshengweicengluoxia，lingyidaoyunhanyingguangdejianshizhitingtingfeichierchu，touguotadejianbangjiangqidingzhiyuanchu。
“shixiudaozhe，dangxin！”
qianhedaozhangfanshouyitiao，shouchitaomujianxieshenerli，langshengbaohedao，“pindaomaoshanqianhe，jianguozhuweidaoyou。”
这是结缘！
guobuqiran，suizhezheiyishengluoxia，ziwuzhongxiangqiyidaoshengyin，“maoshandaoyou……liuxiajinguan，rennimendaizou！”
千鹤挑眉。
“zhuweidaoyou，zheijinguan，pindaokongpawufajiaojizhuwei！”
这是谈判！
“不退，死！！”
shudaoshengyinyitongxiangche，yisimianbafangweigongerlai。
tanpanpolie，neijiudongshou！
“刷！”
qianhedaozhangsuishouzhuaqiyibaxunfengfu。
fuzhoujinguangshanshuo，wuqibeicongzhongchuisan，yingruyanliande，zeshishiergeshouchiwandao，kanbuqingmianrongderenying，hunshenshaqimiman，zenmekandoubushiyixieshanlei。
“杀！”
“先取金棺！”
yishenglingxia，shiergeshenyingjinjiechongshaerlai。
zuoshouyihui，yidaodaoqiheisedefuzhouyusimianbafangfeichierlai，huazuoyouguanghongxiangleqianhedaozhang。
“xueshijiao，yuanlaishinimenzheixiedongxi！”
qianhehunshenfalijidang，pingpingwuqidetaomujianchiguangshanshuo，taishouyizhan，qiheisedefuzhoujiuzheiyangbeipidesifenwulie。
taomujiantongwandaoxianghupengzhuang，daorenbengsui，quanwufengmangdetaomujianjuranqingeryijudicichuanleyigeheiyirendexiongtang。
“chong，doujiwochongshangqu，baohuxiaowangye！”
wushilangdeshengyinzaicixiangleqilai。
hualuo，yizhongshiweijinjieyaoyachongleshangqu。
zheiyichongbuyaojin，neixieshiweiyouzenmekenengshineixiexiudaozhededuishou？
tamendabuguoqianhe，haidabuguoneixieshiweima？
zhishiyigezhaomian，neixieshiweijinjiebeipilielequti，xueyesijian，youyibufenluoxiangdimian，youyibufenqiaohedisaxiangjinguan。
“嗡！”
xianxuesaguan，jinguanmengdiyizhen。
“不好！”
“糯米！”
dongtaishouzhuachuyibanuomi，fanshoushuaixiangjinguan，yishijian，pilipaladeshengyinbujueyuer。
sanrenweishaqianhe，shengyuderenzeshijinshuchongxianglejinguan，dongsanrenquanliyingfu，danhaishibeiheiyirenkanxialejinguanshangdeshazhang。
wandaodaofei，zhengyupiluomodouxianshi。
“掌心雷！”
qianhedaozhangyishengpaoxiao，yishouzhuanfu，taizhangpaichu，lianggeheiyirendangjibeipaifeilechuqu，leiguangruti，douruoshaikang。
【未完待续】