ranhoutajiuhepodanle，yilukuangbengandaojiushuzheiliqiujiulaile。
haoyuedangkong，jiushuyixingrenzoulekuaibangexiaoshi，zhongyulaidaoleyigenjinsuoshuodebajiaolin。
zheibajiaolintingdade，shizhenzishangfuhu，tanbaiwanmingxiadechanye。
buguozheijiahuosuiranjiaotanbaiwan，danqueshigemingfuqishidelaokouer。
zheimedadelinzi，jiuzhaoleyigerenlaikanshou。
chuanguobajiaolin，laidaolekaojinlimiandexiaocaowu。
zheilijiushikanlinrenwanshangxiuxidedifang。
cishixiaocaowuzhongdianzheyoudeng，danquejijingwusheng，meiyousihaodongjing。
linyiyanjian，yiyanjiukandaobajiaolinzhongyouhongshengyanshenchulai，zaidishangtaozhelongfengzhu。
随即捅了捅九叔。
“别闹！”
jiushugangyaoranglinyianjingdian，jiujianxiaojiangshizhizheyuanzilidefangxiang。
jiushushunzhelinyizhidefangxiangkanqu，dunshimeishaoyitiao。
zheishiahaoheafangyekandaole，haoqidewendao，“shifu，zheilizenmehaichazhelongfengzhua！”
“shia，zheishizaizuoshenme？”
“这是媒介！”
jiushuzhoumei，zaicidishengdao，“kanlaizheiliyoukeshuchengjingle，dajiabuyaokaojinbajiaoshu。”
嘶！
yitingyougui，ahaohaimeishenme，danzizuixiaodeafangdunshijiuyouxietuiruan，benlaihaifuzheyikebajiaoshuzuoguyoupande，tingjiushushuobuyaokaojinbajiaoshu，dunshijiuwangbianshangtiaoleliangbu。
kexiayimiao，yizhishoujiuconghoumiantanlechulai，haozhuleafangdetoufa。
“啊！啊！啊！”
afanghedecanjiaolianlian，queyoutuiruanwufazhengtuo。
ahaoheshaogenjindouhemengle，buzhisuocuo，weidujiushufanyingzuikuai，tiezhuayiyangdeyoushoushanglaijiukouzhulehaoafangtoufadeshouwan。
zhijianjiushushaoyiyongli，jiubalinzilideneirenzhuailechulai。
zhishizheijiahuochulaihou，zhijiejiudaozailedishang。
yueguangxia，jirenqingxidekandao，zheishiyigenianjiqingqingdexiaohuozi，getoubugao，shenshangchanzhehongsheng，toushanghaichazhebajiaoye，zhishimianwurense，zuichunganlie，zuilihaiwangwaituzhebaimo。
“a！shiwodidia，tahaiyoumeiyoujiua！”
shaogenjinkandaoshizijididi，jiaojidekanxiangjiushu。
jiushumeishuohua，zhishilianseyouxienankan，weiweisisuoleyixia，jiushuchenshengdao，“xianbatadaizou！”
zheidifangyinqitaizhong，zheishaogenjindedidibeixizouledabufendeyangqi，ruguozaidaizaizheili，yinqichixuruti，kongpajiuzhenmeijiule。
jirenchulebajiaolin，jiushurangshaogenjinbatadidibeishang，xianhuiyimeijudengtamenhuiqu。
songzouleshaogenjin，shitusanrenyixiaojiangshiyouhuidaolebajiaolinlimian。
jintianwanshangtiangoushiyue，moxingdafa，suoyidaozhibajiaojingchulaihairen。
ruguobubabajiaojingjiejuediao，houmianxinlaidekanlinren，haishihuiyuhai。
suoyijiushujueding，jintianwanshangzhijiejiejuebajiaojing！
“shifu，zanmenjiexialaizenmeban？”
xiaomaocaowunei，shitujirendunzaichuangbian，ahaoxiaoshengxunwendao。
“zheigebajiaonvguibuyintabuhuixianxing，zhiyou**cainengbatayinchulai！”
阿方：→_→
阿豪：←_←
九叔：←_→
“chulewo，nimenliangsheishia？”
linyimomodijuqilexiaoshou。
jiushuzuijiaoyichou，jixiaojiangshidegeboyouanlexiaqu。
“你不算！”
“zenme，nimenlianghaiburuyigehaizi？”
afangyibabaoqilexiaojiangshi。
“shifu，zheizhongguangrongderenwu，wokanhaishijiaojiahaoba，tayizhixiangzhengmingzijiyoubenshide。”
ahao：o((⊙﹏⊙))o！
wa，nigegoudongxi，kengwoshiba！
“hao，neijiunile，ahao！”
“啊，师父，我~”
阿豪都快哭了。
afangnigegouzaizi，jiwodengzhe，huiqulekanwozenmeshoushini。
……
“woshenmewo！ganjinzhunbei！”
“e！neiwoyinggaizenmezuo？”
jiranbunengfankang，neijiuzhinengtanranxiangshoule。