第1章:下山退婚
“nijiushiyeyejiwozhaodeweihunfu?”
飞龙山,青云观前。
xiazhengyangkanzheyanqianzheigechuanzhebaotunqun,fengyaoqiaotun,shencai**,mingmouhaochi,wuguanjingzhidepiaoliangnvren,youxieyansheng。
“你是?”
“woshinideweihunqi,tianmeigufendezongcaiyukeqing!”
未婚妻?
xiazhengyangxianglexiang,silaotouqueshigentashuoguo,jitadingguoqin。
“nishilaizhaowojiehunde?”
“jiehun?nizheigeshangalalidelaihama,youqiongyouchou,nashenmegenwojiehun?
woyishuanggaogenxiesanwankuai!yitiaolianyiqunwuwankuai!meigeyuemaihuazhuangpin,zuomeirongdeqian,suisuibianbianjiushishijiwan!niyangdeqima?”
“yangbuqi,yemeizhunbeiyang。”
“meizhunbeiyang?nishimeizigeyang?woshilaizhaonituihunde,ganjinbahunshuzhaochulai,tuijiwo!”
xiazhengyangzhaochulesilaotoujitadeneigehezi,dakaiyikan。
他震惊了!
silaotouzhigentashuodingguoqin,danmeishuodinglezheimeduoa?
hezilimianquanshihunshu,yigongyoujiufeng。
xiazhengyangbatamennalechulai,yifengyifengzaineilifan,queshiyouyifengjiaoyukeqingde。
tachoulechulai,dijileta。
kandaoxiazhengyangshoulideyidaluohunshu,yukeqingchoumadao:“**!”
ranhou,tajiangshoulidehunshu,shuashuadesilegefensui,zhijieyangdaolekongzhong,beifengchuisanle。
“hunshuyihui,hunyueyitui,womenlianggezaiwurenheguage!”
shuowanzheihua,yukeqingcaizhegaogenxie,dudududezoule。
neinvrengangyizou,xiazhengyangbianganjuehoulongyire,yikourexuepenchu。
“哇......”
xiazhengyangbingbushiyinweibeituihun,beiqidetulexue。ershitatineiyouqitiaolongmai,qizhongdeyitiaoyijingyazhibuzhule。
yinianzhinei,ruoshizhaobudaozhenlongcao,tineidelongdubianhuibaofa,tajiangbaobishenwang!
必须得下山了。
xiashanquzhaozhenlongcao,shunbianbashengxiadehunyuetuile。
......
gangtiezhanglongzaiguidaoshangfeichi,guangbolituranchuanlailezhanwuyuantianmeideshengyin。
“liechejijiangdaodazhonghainanzhan,qinglvkemenzuohaoxiachezhunbei......”
weilezhenyatineidelongdu,xiazhengyangzheiyiludouzaiyunqixiulian。
liechemashangjiuyaodaozhan,xiazhengyangqishen,shenlegelanyao,zhunbeiqushanggecesuo。
turan,bozishangdeqilongyupeidiaolexialai,guluguludezaichexiangligun,gundaoleyigezuoweidixia。
xiazhengyangdunxiashenzi,shenshouqujian。
“啊!”
yishengcierdejianjiao,hedexiazhengyangtaiqiletou。
yinruyanliande,shiyishuangbizhieryouxiuzhangde**!
xiazhengyanglengzhule,ranhouyidaobaiguangduizhetabutingdeshanshuo,shandetazhengbukaiyan。
咔!
咔咔!
yukeqingnazheshouji,duizheshenxiadechouliumangyidunkuangpai,batadefanzuiguochengwanzhengdejilulexialai。
paiwan,baocunhaozhengju,tacaifaxianshixiazhengyang。
“shini?niganshenme?”
“yupeidiaole,wojianyupei。”
“jianyupei,nigechouliumang!nishibushibeituilehun,xinyoubugan,suoyigenzhewo?haiduiwoshualiumang?”
“genzheni?womeixingqu!duinishualiumang,wogengmeixingqu!”
“meixingqu?nijiushiguyibaneipoyupeiwangwojiaoxiadiude,bieyiweiwobuzhidaonixinlidexiaojiujiu!nigechouliumang!”
xiazhengyanglandedali,bayupeichuaijinlekudouli,zhuanshenjiuzou。
“你给我站住!”
“还有事?”
“wozuihouyicijinggaoni,buyaorangrenherenzhidao,womenzhijianyouguohunyue。wodiubuqineiren!
haiyou,yihoubuyaozaizaiwodemianqianchuxian!
niyaozaiganlaisaoraowo,wojiubaojing。jiupinggangcaineijizhangzhaopian,jiuzuyijinidingzui,rangnizuodalao!”
“无聊。”
出站口。
xiazhengyangtizheshepikoudai,yukeqinglinzhezuixinkuandelvbao,yiqianyihouzouzhe。
“nizenmehaigenzhewo?”
xiazhengyanghuiguotou,wuyudao:“wozaiqian,nizaihou,shinigenzhewo。”
zheishi,yiliangshuangpinsedelaosilaisikaileguolai,xuxutingxia。chemendakai,yigeqizhibufandelaozhexialeche。
yukeqingmeimouyiliang,xiaoxinzangkaishipengpengluantiao。
刘富?
meicuo,chepaishiwuge8,shisongjianeilianglaosilaisi,zheishisongjiadeguanjialiufu!
tadetianmeigufen,feilejiuniuerhuzhili,zhongyushijinrulesongshijituandekaochamingdan。
zuizhongderuxuanmingdan,jiangzaixiazhougongbu。
liufuzaisongjiajishinian,shisongjiazuixinrendexinfu。ruguonenggentadashangguanxi,tianmeigufenyidingkeyiruxuan。
yukeqingcaizhegaogenxie,yilianqidaidepaodaoleliufugenqian。
“liuguanjianihao!woshitianmeigufendeyukeqing......”
yukeqingjiushidujuzhegong,yongzuigaodeliyigenliufuzuoqileziwojieshao。
keshishuolebantian,tayumendefaxian,liufugenbenmeidalita,zhijiewushileta。
rangtajugongheziwojieshaodeduixiang,bianchenglekongqi!
songjiadeguanjia,bulirenyezhengchang,sheijiaorenjiashizhonghaidiyishijiadeguanjiani?
yukeqingjizijidegangazhaolegetaijiexia,ranhouzhunbeiqumaxiazhengyangyidun。
jiushiyinweineizhichoulaihamagenzheta,cairangtazheimedaomeide。
yukeqinghuiguotou,faxianliufujuranzoudaolexiazhengyanggenqian,haishenshendejichoulaihamajuleyigong。
yukeqingyoudianermeng,ganjinmaizhexiaosuibugenleguoqu,xiangyaotouting。
“qingwennishixiazhengyang,xiaxiaoshenxianma?”
“xiaoshenxianbugandang,woshixiazhengyang。qingwennishi?”
“woshisongjiadeguanjialiufu,shixiaojiepaiwolaijienide。wojiaxiaojiejiaosongxi,shinideweihunqi,tazaijialidengni。”
xiazhengyangbeiqingshangleche,laosilaisiyangchenerqu。