tabuzhidaopopoheyangshanshanzaizheilizhanleduojiu，youmeiyoukandaogangcaideneiyimu，yinweixinxu，jieshidehuananyiqichi。
“啪——”
zhaochunlanyierguangshanzaitalianshang，congyafengzhongjichuhenlidehualai，“womenyangjiameiyounizheimeshangfengbaisudehulijing，xianzaijiushoushidongxi，womenjiabuhuanyingni！”
shuowan，zhaochunlanzhuanshenpashanglouti，tingdanvershuo，yuhaitangkenengshiquyaofuxujinle，suoyiliangrenteyizailoudaokoudengzhe。
meixiangdao，yuhaitangbenshidadehen，xiajiadouzhaohaole。
yangshanshanfanlegebaiyan，“neiliangchebubianyiba？jiushibuzhidaonagelaonanrenkanshangni，zuolexiaosan，ernaishenmede，jidehuilaixiaojingxiaojingwoha。”
小三，二奶！
yuhaitangshoulongdewuzhiqiajinshouxindepirouli，yanmouzhongfanqileyisifenhen。
yangjia，chuleyangyang，suoyourenduitadoushimanmandeeyi，tazirenweidaoyangjiahou，tasuozuosuoweimeiyouduibuzhuyangjiarende，pingshixiaojingzhaochunlan，zunzhongyangshanshan，daxindilixiangheyangyangguorizi！
yangjiadeketing，yangzishuohaizaikanhaimianbaobao，turanbeiyangshanshanlinzheyilingjiuqilai，kailemen，xiangrenglajidaidiuzaimenkou，“xiaoniezhong，nimajinizhaolegejinzhubaba！”
xiaotuanzihedebuqing，weiqudiwangzhezijidedagu，renbuzhu“wa”diyishengkuchulai。
tingdaohaizidekusheng，yuhaitangsanbubingzuoliangbumaishang402fangmenkou，jianqinshenggurouleihuashanshan，xinzangjiuzheteng。
“baobao，buku，buku。”
tamangbudiedibaoqihaizizaihuaili，nandediyangqifenbei，“dajie，shuoshuohaizhishigehaizi！niyoushenmebumanchongwofahuojiuhao，ganmaqifuta！”
“niyoubenshirangtabalaizhaowosuanzhangge，canhuabailiudewanyier！”
yangshanshanmawan，henhenshuaishanglemen。
buduohuier，yuhaitangdejijianyifu，kuabao，shenmede，doudiuzailedamenkou，wuzilihaichuanchuzhaochunlantuomasheng，“womenyangjiamiaoxiaogongbulenizheizundafo，diubuqineigelian！”
baikoumobian，yuhaitangfushizhemandilangjie，aonaodiyaoshetou。
“nainai……dagu，buyaoganwomenzou，wa……”
xiaotuanzichezhesangzihaotao，etoushangdetuishaotiedoudiaolexialai。
meiyouyangyangdebihu，yuhaitangshenanzijizaiyangjiagenbenmeiyoulizuzhidi，shenweishuoshuodemuqin，tajueduibunengnuoruo。
“硕硕，咱们走。”
tajianqilekuabao，jiangyingjideyifusaijinqu，houmianyi，qiudongde，meifadai。
yangzishuolouzhetadejian，chouchoudadade，kuguodeshengsegengyanzhe，“mama，womenquna？buhuijialema？”
去哪？
yuhaitanghaizhenmeidasuan，jinlejiudiancaifaxian，shangcishenfenzhengdiushihoumeilaidejibuban，meifaruzhu。
“哗啦——”
shangwuhaiqingkongwanli，xiawukuangfengluanzuo，yidaoshandianpikaileqianyun，leishenggungun，buduoshi，qingpendayuluoxia，jietoudexingrencongmangduobi。
yangzishuoganmaogangyouhaozhuan，yaoshilinleyu，shuobudingyoudezhuyuanqu。
yuhaitangyiyaoyinya，baozhexiaotuanzidunzuozaijiudianmenkou，daichulaideyifuhuluanwangtashenshangguo，“shuoshuo，zanmendengyideng，dengdaoyutinglejiuzhaodifangzhu。”
“ng。”xiaojiahuonaodaimaizaitaxiongkou，xiangyizhiwenshundemao。
pangtuodayufeijian，tashenshangdanbodechenyishiledaban，zhangfayetiezailelianjia，lengfengyiguo，dongdefadou。
yulianzhong，tingzaimalubiandechetuikaimen，shengaotingbadenanrenqingzheyibaheisedesan，xuxuxiangzhemuziliangzouguoqu。