第1章

lansedemouziweiweimiqi,xiaochexianghoukaozaiyibeishang。

“zheiyanga,wodejianyini,shiniyaogaibiancelve,bunengrangfumujiwa,ershinijifumu。”

“zixixiangxiang,nicaiduodanianji?”

“ershichutou,neizhengshiqingchunwangshengxiangledejieduan!”

“fumuni?deyoukuaiwushileba?shentishibushiyemanmanbianchale?”

“zheishihoujiudeyouweijiyishile!”

“rendezaijuejingzhongbaofaqianli,laorenmenchangshuo【chiguodeyanbinichiguodemidouduo】,nixiangxiang,zaibubaofa,neiyanbubaichile?”

zheishi,xiaocheyouqianfangchuanlaiyidaoqingchi,tameiyoulihui,ershijixukanxiangyanqiandezixunzhe。

tixingshouruo,yanjingwuqing,zhenggerenqichangzaluan,henbuzixin。

yinweifumuzongshinatagengebijiadehaizibijiao,congxuexi,daoaihao,daogongzuozaidaoshouru。zhangjiudipuahematabuzhengqi,yijingrangtakuaiyaozhichengbuzhule。

yushitajixuxunxunshanyou。

“huiquwenwennifumu,niduodale,zaiguojinianshibushidejiehuna?”

“hunfangmailema?shibushixuequfanga?liangebilaowangdouyuexinshiwanle!mamazuijinzonggenwangshushuliaotianni!”

“fumujiudeconglaozhuaqi!”

“wushisuineikezhengshichuangdenianji!”

“zuoerzide,nizaibutuiyibatamenjiuwanle!”

huayinluoxia,duimiandezixunzhehuoranqishen,takanzhexiaoche,zhanglezhangzuishenmeyemeishuochulai,zuihoudiediezhuangzhuangdichaomenwaipaoqu。

shiwusuoyishianjingxialai。

xiaochedeshiwubingbuda,dayueersanshigepingfang,yinweixiaochesantiandayuliangtianshaiwangdexingge,pingshilaiderendaoyebuduo。

zheihuierzhenggewuzizhishengxiaxiaocheheyanqiandezheigenanren。

xiaoyuyijingdaoleyihuierle,tingdaoxiaochedehuidajuedejianzhihuangmiu。

“woshuonizheishizaixiafudaoshenme?”

“这能有用?”

xiaochewaitourenzhenxianglexiang,yiwangyeyouzheiyangdezixunzhe,queshiyouyong。

zhibuguo……fumufengle。

emmmm,zheizenmebusuanyouyongni?

buguotalandegennanzifeihua。

xiaoyuzhiqianlaiguojici,kequecicipengbi。

jintiantayouzuolebantianlengbandeng,raoshitazaixiangweizhuangchenghaopiqi,zheihuieryechanshengxieliehen。

“fuqindouyijingdayingrangnihuixiaojia,chengrennierzideshenfenle。”

“你还想要怎样?”

xiaochetaitoukantayiyan,xiangshirenzhensikaoleyixiadadao。

“我想当他爹。”

“肖澈!!!”

siwendeliansezaicichuxianliehen,xiaoyudemuguangjinjindidingzhexiaoche。

“nizhidaonizijizaishuoshenmema?”

“知道啊。”

xiaocheshuangshoujiaochafangzaihounaoshaoshang,manbuzaihudeshuo。

“zheigeshijieshangzhiyouwodangdiedefen,meiyoubierendangwodiededaoli。”

tazheihuataiguoguguai,xiaoyushenzhihuaiyixiaochedenaodailichuleshenmewenti。

dangnianfuqingenxiaochedemuqinlihunhou,youyutademuqinzaihun。

duonianlai,fuqinduixiaocheyizhibuguanbuwen,tadoukuaiwanglezijiyouzheimegedidi。

keqianxierizi,fuqintingshuoxiaochezuijinjuexingleyizhongyineng,tingshuoshinengkantouyiqie,yuceweilaidebenshi。

caiduanduanjigeyue,zaidshiyijingxiaoyoumingqi,fuqinzheicairangtalaibaxiaochejiehuijia。

sheizhizheijiahuoruanyingbuchi。

errenyishiwuhua,shiwusuozhongzhiyoulaojiudedianshijifachushengxiang。

【zuoriwanshi,dshijiaoquhuranchuxianyizhiqitupohuainongtiandebianyishou。】

【gaibianyishoudengjiweicji,yiyuzuowanbeiyinengjutebiexingdongduidangchangjisha,fuzecicirenwuzhixingdeshiyinengju3duiduizhang,lishuyuyinengzuigaozhihuiguan「siyuan」deshouxia。】

【weiajidingjianqiangzhe。】

tingdaodianshilidebobaosheng,xiaoyulianshangshanguoyisiyiyangdehenji。