第5章 谁说徐俊没有寿礼?

“tingshuozheigefeiwuweilaoyezizhunbeileyifenguizhongdedali。”

“he!tanengzhunbeishenme?”

“xiaoxishicongyuruzuilichuanchulaide,yinggaibuhuicuo。”

“bieduoxiangle,juwosuozhi,yurukeshiyifenqiandoumeijizheigefeiwu。”

“dengyixiajiunengkanhaoxilou。”

renqunzhongchuanlaixixuehechaofeng。

xujunzhengzhekongdongdeyanjing,lianshangdaizhepingjingdeweixiao,zoudehenjinshen。

xianzaishijianhaizao,caijiudianzhong。

anzhaoguiding,linjiarenxuyaoxianduilaoyezizhushou,dengdaoshierdianzhong,binkequanbulailin,linjiarenyezaoyijingzhushouwanbi,nengquanxinzhaohubinke。

xujunwushizhouweidelengchaorefeng,huanmanerpingjingdezoudaolinjiadedaikedating。

daikedatingbailezuzubaizhuoyanxi。

meiyigexiweishang,doufangyoumingguiyanjiucha,haiyoumeigerendemingpai。

xujuncaizoujindaikedating,jiuyouyigerenguolai,lanzhulequlu。

zheirenlianshangdaixiao,dao:“jiefu,niyanjingbubian,wodainiquweizhishang。”

xujundiandiantou,xiaodao:“wenhaia,jituandeshiqingmangwanle?”

linwenhaiyanzhongchongchizhenongnongdeyane。

tashilinyuruzheiyipaideershaoye,linwenfengdeerge,zaigongsiyougegaoguanzhiwei。

xujunzheijuhuameishenmemaobing,danqueranglinwenhaijuedezijiladileshenfen。

shenmeshihou,yigezhuixuyenengguowenjituandeshiqingle?

xinzhongsuizheiyangxiang,danjintianbijingshilaoyezidashou,linwenhaibaochixiaorong,dao:“buguangongsiduomang,jintianshiyeyedashou,woyeyidingyaolai。”

shuohuajian,linwenhaidaizhexujunlaidaoleyigejiaoluo。

zheigejiaoluo,zhiyouyigezhuozi,zhuoshangyezhiyouyigemingpai,shangmianxiezhexujundemingzi。

qishangmeiyouyanjiu,yemeiyouchashui,jinyouyipanguazi。

buzhiruci,zhengzhangzhuozi,doubiqitazhuozidiyixie。

linwenhaifuzhexujunzuoxia,dao:“zheizhuozishiwomentiliangni,zhuanmenweinizhunbeide,nidezhuanshuzuowei。”

周围传来哄堂大笑。

“果然是专属啊!”

“zheikeshiduyiwuerdedaiyu,womenlinjiatouyicizheiyang。”

guangcongshengyinjiunengtingchulai,zheigezhuanshuzuoweide“teshu”xing。

xujunyebuzaiyi,luoluodafangdezuoxiale。

linwenhaizuijiaoyangqijifengdexiaorong。

zheigezhuozi,shitaguyizhunbeide,yeshikeyirangxujunnankande。

xianzaidoushilinjiaren,erdengdaozhenzhengdeshouyankaiqi,neijiushiquanyandoushidemingliudounengkandao。

baozhengrangxujunxiukuidewudizirong!

zheishihou,linyuruhelinwenfengzouleguolai。

“文海哥。”

linwenfengliezuiyixiao,wendao:“shiqingbandezenmeyangle?”

weilebaofuxujun,weilerangxujunzaizhongmukuikuixiaguixia,linwenfengyijinggenlinwenhaishangliangleyigefangfa。

linwenhaixiaodao:“fangxinba,wochushouhainengchucuo?”

xujunzhoulezhoumei,buzhidaoweishenme,zongjuedexinzhongyouxiebuan。

linyuruyedaimeiweicu,pieleyanlianggedidi,wendao:“nimenandilizaigaoshenme?”

“heihei……”linwenhaiyixiao,dao:“jie,zheishiwogenwenfengdeshiqing,bunenggennishuo。”

linyuruyaoleyaotou,suoxingyebuwen。

erdixianglaibisandikaopu,linyurudaoyepoweifangxin,bupachushenmechazi。

taditoukanzhexujun,dao:“xujun,zaiyouwufenzhong,womenxiaobeijiuyaoxianshoulile。”

xujunfanwendao:“nayouzenyang?”

linyurupingjingdao:“jintianyouduorenaoniyenengganshoudaoba。”

xujundiantoudao:“dangran。”

linyuruweiweiyixiaodao:“wozhunbeileliangfenliwu,zhiyaonirencuo,shouyanguohou,chouzijilianggeerguang,wobaozhengnizaishouyanshangjiqifengguang,zhuanzumianzi。”

xujunhuanhuanyaoleyaotou,dao:“baoqian,womeiyoushounvedexiguan。”

linyuruyebunao,dandanxiaodao:“neinijiuzaidatingguangzhongxiachuchouba。”

shuowan,tajiudaizhelianggedidilikaile。

xujunweiweidixiatou,yanshenshanshuo。

tadaobupazaiyanhuishangchuchou,danlinwenfenghelinwenhaideduihua,rangtajuedexinlibuan。

henkuai,daolexianshoulihuanjie。

linjialaoyezilinjiumuchuchang,zhijiezuozaidatingzuishangweidetaishiyishang。

guanjiazhanzailinjiumupangbian,langshengdao:“sandaizhushou。”

sandai,ziranzhidejiushidisandaideren。

linyurushangqian,shoulipengzheyigexiazi,xiaodao:“yuruzhuyeyeshoubinanshan。”

“好好好。”

linjiumulianliandiantou,zhongqishizudedao。

xiarenjieguoliwu,dakaixiazi。

guanjiakanleyiyan,langshengdao:“zhixilinyuru,songshufa‘fushoumianzhang’yifu。”

场中一片欢呼。

zhongsuozhouzhi,shufakehaokehuai,youyiziqianjin,yeyouyiwenbuzhi。

buguo,linyurusongde,ziranshizhenpin。

jiexialaideshijian,guanjiajieliankaikou。

“zhixilinwenyuan,songlongxingyupeiyige。”

“zhixilinwenhai,songjinshoutaoyige。”

“zhixilinwenfeng,songwenwanhetaoyidui。”

zhushouxiancongzhixikaishi,linwenyuanshijiazhuzhangzi,qicilinwenhai、linwenfeng。

zheijirensongwanzhihou,youlundaoqitadixi。

daidaodixisongwan,zeshipangxi。

guangshisandai,jiuyonglezuzubangeduoxiaoshi。

guanjiashengyinhongliangdao:“sandailibi。”

renqunzhonghuranxiangqiyidaojifengdeshengyin。

“guanjia,yurujiedelaogonghaimeiyouzhushou。”

shuohuaderen,zhengshilinwenfeng。

talanyangyangdeshuodao:“xujunjiefuyeshiwomenlinjiaderen,zennengwangleta?”

场中哄堂大笑。

“wenfeng,guanjiadoubushuoneigefeiwule,nizenmehaizhuanmentiqilaini?”

“neigefeiwunengsongshenmeliwu?”

“huabunengzheimeshuo,wokezaojiutingshuo,xujunjintianyaosongyifenzhenguidedali。”

“哈哈哈……”

笑声,声声刺耳。

xujunzuozaiaixiaodezhuozipang,youxiandekezheguazi,hunranmeibazheixiehuafangzaixinshang。

laoyezilinjiumukanxiangxujun,zhoulezhoumei。

guanjiachenshengdao:“xujun,nideshoulini?”

寿礼?

xujunweiweiyixiao,tagenbenjiumeizhunbei。

正要开口说话。

zuozaizuoqianfangdelingxiujuanhuranzhanleqilai,dao:“sheishuoxujunmeiyoushouli?”

zhidaolinyuruyaorangxujunchuchoushi,tajiuzhunbeileliwu。

wanyixujunzailengchaorefengxiaqingxujidong,shuochuneixieshiqing,tajiuwanle。

shuodaodi,haishizuozeixinxu,xianzaizhinengbajiezhe,weihuzhexujun。

“guanjia,wojianvxuzaojiuyouxinzhunbeileshouli,zhishiyinweidanxindiushi,suoyijiaoyouwobaoguan。”

tacongbaozheyigehezi,zoudaolelinjiumumianqian,xiaodao:“ba,xujunzhuninfurudonghai。”

全场,目瞪口呆。