第4章找个女人给我
xiaobaobeimenxiaomeimaoweiliao，xianghuduishileyiyan，doubamuguangtouxiangdabaoxiaoshunge。
zhiyaolaodayishenglingxia，tamensatuijiupao。
大宝小顺哥摇摇头。
tamenrenduoshizhong，sisuiwawajiusuannengfeiyanzoubi，xiaozhangtuishizhongpaobuguodagaogededazhangtui，baifeiliqi。
sibaoxiaoqiangexiangdabaoxiaoshungenaonaoxiaozui，zuoleyigezhazhendeshoushi，nayinzhenzhatamen？
dabaoxiaoshungerengranyaoyaotou。
zhazhentaizhangyangle，budanhuibaolutamen，haihuilianleimami。
liugexiaobaobeizhengqihuayiditaiqigebofuzhuqiane。
那就只能——
束手就擒啦！
e^，zouyibukanyibuge......
guruoxishunlicongjichangchulaihou，zhaodaoleguimihexiaotangdeche。
wunianqian，talangbeitaopaoshi，wuyizhongcongselangshouzhongjiuxialehexiaotang，congciliangrenchengweihaoguimi。
“e^？zenmezhiyouniyigeren？”hexiaotangwangchewaizhangwang，bujianxiaojiahuomendeshenying，“womendeliugebaobeini？”
“beizhuala，huangsilaonianglee^。womendexinglinixianbangmanganzhi，baituola。”
“sha？beizhuale？”hexiaotanghedetiaoleqilai。
“biepa，wojiadexiaoguimenkejilingleni，huitouzaigennixiangxijieshie。”huayinweiluo，guruoxiyixinjihuoliaodiyuanqu，shengyinyuanyuanchuanguolai，“biedengwomenle，nixianhuiqua。”
hexiaotangmudengkoudaidicuolecuoyanjing，zheinvrenshishutuzidema？paodezheimekuai？
guruoxipaodaopianpichu，taochusuishenxiedaideansefendi，buyihuier，zhanzairenqunzhongdenvrenyanranyishiyigezhangxiangpingyong、daizheheikuangyanjingdechounvren。
guruoxisatuizhuixiangjichangtingchechang，zhijiansiwulianglaosilaisihuanyinggenzheyiliangjiazhangbanlaosilaisi**houmianyicicongtingchechanglikaichu，qishibangbo。
guruoxixiumeijincu，zheimedadepaichang，buxiangshixianglaichushididiaoyinmidezuzhizuofeng。
nandaotayihuiguojiumomingdezuilemougedalaoerbuzizhi？
jiazhangbanlaosilaisichenei，liugexiaojiahuozuozaicheshangguaidebudele。
jingguoyizhenyanshenmomodijiaoliuhou，tamenqiaodingletuoyanshijiandejihua，qishuashuabamuguangjujiaodaozuozaiqianpaidemusihanshenshang。
dabaoxiaoshungexiangjigexiongdiweiweidiantou，chongmusihangaodadehoubeiyishiyanse，xiaojiahuomenlijixingdong......
huafengturanyizhuan，xiaojiahuomenshunjianconganjingguaiqiaodemoyangzhuanbianchenglegewainaoteng，haoxianggegedouyouduodongzhengside。
“piaoliangshushu，woyaoniaoniaola~~~”
“piaoliangshushu，woyaoshuijuejueni~~~”
“piaoliangshushu，wohaoeee~~~”
“piaoliangshushu，woduzitongtonga~~~”
“piaoliangshushu，woyaobaobaoe~~~”
musihandejianmeiningchengyituan，junmeifeifandelianpangyinyunmibu。
太闹了！
ruguoshipingshi，musihanzaojiubaonule，danjintiantakongqianjuehouyounaixin，yizhibiezhemeiyoufahuo。
直到忍无可忍——
musihandishengsihouleyisheng：“hanfengyi，mashang、lijizhaoyigenvrenjiwo。”
“nvren？”hanfengyijingdeshouyidou。
taiyangcongxibianchulai，shaoyeturankaiqiaoyaokaihun？