第2章
失心疯？
baiduoduoxiaole，keyiwaideshi，jilaotaitaiyexiaole。
“xiataitai，haizimendehunshi，zhongjiuhaishiyaotamenzijizuozhude。”
tazheihuayichukou，xiataitaidelianshunjianbaileyixia，tayoudianhuangzhangdekaikou：“keshi......keshidashishuole，biranshixiajiadenver，caipeideshangjixiansheng——”
“ninyezhidaode，tashuodeshixiajiadenver。”
jilaotaitaidaduanletadehua，huafengyizhuan，zhijierangxialuoxuemunvhunshenbingleng。
“danshi，zheiweixiaojie，haoxiangyeshixiajiadenverba。”
什么？
xialuoxuebukezhixindekanxiangyibiandebaiduoduo，neichouyanger，neimeijiaoyangdedexing......jiuzhei？
jilaotaitaiyenengkanshangyan？
“jilaotaitai，zheifanshiyejiangjiuxianlaihoudaode，genghekuangzheigebaiduoduozhangde，shizaishi——”
“womenjijiazhaoerxi，kandeconglaidoubushilian。”
jilaotaitaideshengyinbagaoleyiceng，yuqiyeranshangleyicengweiya，shunjianranglinmeilianbilezui。
tashuowan，zhuantoukanxianglebuyuanchuyizhianjingrushendidenanren，caidandankaikou：“huailin，nijuedeni？”
jihuailinchenmo，cangbaidebochunqueminchengleyitiaozhixian。
jilaotaitaizhidao，zheishitabuyuedezhengzhao。
kelianghaodejiaoyangquerangtameiyoufapiqi，zhishilenglengdekaikou：“wodehunyin，buxuyaoyizhisuminglaianpai。”
yuanben，tajintianyeshilaituihunde。
ke，wanmeixiangdao，jingrankanlezheimeyichunaoju。
可笑。
jilaotaitaiyeyoudianbuyue，tapinmei：“huailin——”
“nainai，woleile，xianhuiquxiuxile。”
jihuailinmeiyoujitaxunchidejihui，zhijietailetaishou，shenhoudezhulibianzhijiejiangrentuizou。
linmeilianjianzhuang，likezaiciranqilexiwang，zhejishangqian：“jilaotaitai，ninkanjixianshengzheiyangzi，pashiyebutongyi——”
“tatongbutongyi，doubuyaojin。”
jilaotaitaimanbujingxindekaikou，qunxundeshixianqueluodaolebuyuanchudebaiduoduodeshenshang。
“zhishi，duoduo，nijuedeni？”
qinnidelianggezi，zhijieranglinmeilianmunvruzaoleiji。
baiduoduoturanbeicaredao，likesonglesongjian：“wo？wodouxing。”
zhiyaonengzhuanqian，shenmedouhaoshuo。
ruofeimingdingzhishuyidao，shenmehunyindashi，genbenbuzaitaderenshengguihuafanweinei，fouzejiusuanneilaotoushuotaguduzhonglao，tadoumeiyourenheganjue。
danruguotashuotayihouzhuanbudaoqian，takendingchoudeyisuyisushuibuzhejue。
ercike，yipangdelinmeilianjianzhuang，yirankaishizheleji，lianmangkaishibujiu：“jilaotaitai，ninyaoshizhendebufangxin，dakeyijiaosuanmingdashiguolaizhongxinsuanyixia，bijingjixianshengdehunyindashi，caolvbude。”
算命大师？
baiduoduowenyan，dunshimeixinyining。
zheiminger，tingqilaijiubukaopu，tazashe：“gaibuhuiyoushishenme‘banxianer’zhileideba？”
jianghushushihexuanmendizi，shiyoubenzhiqubiede。
shushikanbuqikanxiangde，xuanmendizikanbuqijianghupianzi。
zheigebishiliangenshendigu，zhibuguo，daduoshuren，doubeizheizhongjianghushushisuomengbi。
ruofeiruci，tayebuzhiyubaigeditanerweichishengjidoukunnan。
xialuoxuetingdaozheihuajinbuzhulenghengyisheng，hengleyiyanbaiduoduo，caidao：“nizhidaoshenme，yangxianshengkeshidashi！shiyoumingdeguashi！”
白多多笑了。
quedingshi“guashi”bushi“guashi”？
zhengshuohuajian，linmeilianbianyiranbarenqingleguolai，baiduoduoyuanyuandejiutingdaoleyidaozhihuzheyedeshengyin。
“buhaoyisi，benzuomangyuxiuxing，zhongtuouyukundun，ganggangcaihuajie，shiyilaichile，haiqinggeweiduoduohaihan。”
baiduoduoxunshengwangqu，jiujiandaoyigeshenchuanqingheisezhangshandaopaodebaipangernanrenxinbuzoulai，buduodetoufazhachenglechaotianwanzitou。
ruobushikandaoletadeshanyanghuzi，baiduoduohaiyiweixiangpulaile。
zheishuxidemianxiangheshengyin，ze，haishigelaoshurenna？
caishijinianbujian，zheihuojuranyijingchengwei“dashi”le？
“yangdashi，nizhongyulaile！”
xialuoxuefangfojianleqindieyiyangreleiyingkuang，zhuazhulejiumingdaocaoyibanchongshangqian，haibuwangchaofengbaiduoduoyifan。
“zheiweishixuanmenyangdashi，shiconglingyundashi，bineixiebuzhidaonaerlaipangmenzuodaoqiangdeduo！”
tabianshuobianbarenyindaojilaotaitaimianqian，caixiaodechanmei：“jinainai，zhengjingdedashijiuzaizheili，buru，ninzaitingtingbierendehua？”
jilaotaitaiyishengxinfengzheixie，suiranzheiyangdaliyemingshengzaiwai，dandaodi，zheishitamendiyicijianmian。
tayandiluchulezunzhongdeyanse，caichenshengkaikou：“yangdashi，wosunhuailinyizhishenzibuhao，xujiuzhiqian，qiafenglingyundashizhidian，shuoxudechongxicaike，buzhidaoninshifounengsuanchu，wosundemingdingzhiren？”
yangdalizhuangmozuoyangdenieleniezijidexiaohuzi，caiqiazhesangzishuodao：“jilaotaitaimoji，wozheijiujininsuansuan。”
shuohuajian，taqiazhefeipangdeshouzhitou，ruoyousuosiyixia，caixinkouhulai：“ninsunzizheishibeirensuohaia，danshijiranlingyundashishuolekeyichongxizhibing，neimejiubiranyouyong，zhishi，zheimingdingzhirenma——”
yangdalishuohuajiankanxiangleyipangdexialuoxue，henkuazhangde“ng”leyisheng，caishuodao：“cinvmianzhongbaoman，etouguangliang，bigaomaomei，shigewangfuxiang——”
“chi——hahahaha！”
tadehuahaimeishuowan，baiduoduojiurenbuzhuxiaochulesheng。
“mianzhongdebaomandianlejijinboniaosuan，etouguangliangnandaobushifajixiantaigaole？zhiyuzheigebizi，ditoudouyaochuozhongzijile，zheijiaowangfuxiang？”
tayiyudaopo，zhijierangyangdaliheilelian。
“nishinaerlaidechoubaguai，danganmaofanyuwo？”
哎呦呵，不记得了？
baiduoduozhiqishenzi，dadalieliedeqiaoqierlangtui。
“yang——dalia，nizheilushanglaidewan，yudaodekundun，gaibuhuishiqigongxiangdanchebiandaoerbeijiaojingshushuzhualeba？”
zheizhihuqimingzhijierangyangdaliyileng，taxindigedengyisheng，mianshangluchulezhenjingdebiaoqing。
她？她怎么知道的？
“ni......nishishei，naerlaideyeyatou，jingranganzaizheilihuyanluanyu？”
baiduoduopinmei，“ze”leyisheng，caiqishenzoushangqian，zuijiaoyitiao：“zheihaizihaizhenshiguirenduowangshi，zheimekuaijiubagunainaijiwangle？”
gu......gunainai？
yangdaliwenyan，manshendengshigenzhefeibiaoyizhan，cengjingdequruhekongjushunjianxilai！