第6章 恶婆婆辣手逞威(壹)

——songbinghunfeiposan,jianjianshengchukunshouyoudoudeshayi,kuiranzhangtan,dashengdao:“shiyizhici,yuanyizhuisuidarenzuoyou,yaomeweiren,yaomedanggui。”fenfendiezu,yishengnahan,gezihuiwuzheshouzhongdepipa、erhu,bianwangbuxiaopopopuqu——

bushanpopoxiaodao:“hao,rucihaiyoujifennanrendeqipo。”jirushandian,cuanruqunzhong,zuoshoulunqibanguai,jiangpipadasui,youshoufanzhuanyidao,guanruduifangdefuzhong,zhayanzhijian,bianshangleyitiaoxingming。tonglingdajing,rangrangdao:“dahuoerfensantaoqu,ruoshinenggouhuoming,neishitiandadezaohua,jiarubuneng,yeshitianyi。”piexiajiahuo,dongnanxibei、simianbafangbenpao——

chentianshixindao:“bucuo,nimeiyousantouliubei,kannizenyangzhuigan,haodainenggoutaochujiren。”——

quetingbushanpopohahadaxiao,dao:“youqu,youqu,kexilangfeilewodegutouding。”congxiuzhongtanchuyibaanqi,zuoyoudanshe,juzhongsongbinghouxin。yishiaihaobianye,jinjiesiyufeiming——

chentianshihecengjianguorucidechangmian,buyougandanjulie,nannandao:“bale,bale,nibulaishawo,woyeyaohesile。”bushanpopodao:“mofeinihesile,woyeshicusuwubi,dangbudewenyajingzhizhiren?yesongbudeliuyongdeshici?jiranruci,wohebushagetongkuai?”huiqizhangneidao,jiuwangtaxiongkoucixia——

bianzaicishi,honglongyisheng,tiejiangpudehoushidamenbeirenjikai,yitiaorenyingfeichu,dao:“hanshanqifu,xiuyaoshangren。”——

chentianshisilitaosheng,xidao:“nandaozhang,nimeiyoutaozouma?”nanbiyuanxiaodao:“siqianxianghou,niwojiaoqinghaisuanshibucuo,kuangqiehaiyoujifuzihuayaoyuniyibingshangjian,zhiyaochulaijiangjiangyiqi,yutapinmingle。”bushanpopolianseyibian,wanghoutuiqu,senrandao:“niubizi,nishicaishuodaoshenme?”——

nanbiyuanyidao:“woshuoleshenme?”meitouweicu,xuanjihuangrandawu,bujuehahadaxiao,dao:“buguoshishuonihanshanxifu,kexibushoufudao,hongxingchuqiang,dangleqifu。”——

bushanpoponuji,madao:“nihushuobadao!zheibianjiangnisongrudiyu,jiaodaxiaoeguigelenideshetou。”banguaiyidao,qishenqianjin,daozhanjiantou,guaichuo“shanzhong”,doushixiongewubidezhaoshi。nanbiyuanpeidao:“wojinrudiyu,huibeigediaoshetou,nisitongjiannan,mouhaiqinfu,youhuizenyang?shaobudeqiandaowangua,xiadaoyouguomanmanaozha。”fuchenhengdang,gedangdaoren,youxiqisuoshen,bikaiguaijian,taiqiyijiaowangtafuxiachuaiqu——

bushanpopolianmianyihong,zongshendankai,hedao:“niubizi,nihaobuzhixiu,wangnalidalai?”yuanlaijianghuzhizhong,yeyouxuduodeguiju,danfanyunvzisidou,qixiongbu、fubu、tunbujieshijindi,bunengchupeng。zhishibiciruoshishadexingqi,youshixingmingxiangguan,nalihaihuigujizheixuduo?——

nanbiyuanzuijiaoyipie,dao:“woshihaodaoren,xinwuchennian,tileyeyuweitiwuer;nishilao*,buzhilianchi,fubuyebushiqianjinwanyin。jiranruci,youyoushenmeguanxi?”bushanpopoayayisheng,shuangmuchihongchongxue,daoguairufengjuanlai,zhuangruofengkuang——

chentianshidashichayi:“buxiangzheibushanpopoguozhenshigejidadeeren,nianqingzhishi,jingranjiangzijidezhangfujihaisile。zheinandaorenyeshihaogaodewugong,guozhenshishiwaigaoren,lebuqi!”kantamenerrennilaiwowang,tengnuozongteng,shushizhaoguoqu,bufenshengfu。bushanpopohurandaheyisheng,dao:“niubizi,kanwogutoudingdelihai。”yidaoruguai,tanshouruxiu,danchujizhihanmang,bianwangnanbiyuanmianmenfeiqu——

nanbiyuanlianseyibian,bugandaiman,huangmangfeishenertui,yibingfuchenjijizhuankai,yinsiyangqi,ruqianwanshoubei,jianganqixishuxifu。bushanpopochenjilaidaochentianshidegenqian,chensendao:“tayaojiuni,wopianpianyaoshani。”mengranyizhangdunxia,juebuliuqing。nanbiyuanjiuyuanbuji,dajiaobuhao——

chentianshiqingjizhixia,qilidousheng,fandaozhangchuwuxianjingshen,mangxiangyicefangun,jiaoxingbikaidezhangtou,etouyiranlenghancencen,anhujiaoxing,daifajuepaoxiubeidingzaidishang,suifenliyiche,bianwendeliebopobuzhisheng,bangeshenziluzaiwaimian,shenshilangbei——

bushanpopocaiyaozhuiji,kanjiantabeishangdetaiji,bujueeran,dao:“nanbuchengnishichentaibaodeerzi?”chentianshijinghunweiding,nierudao:“zhengshi,nirenshijiafu?”bushanpopofangyaoshuohua,quetingdeneinanbiyuanhedao:“laoefu,nizaiyaojiuchan,xiuguaiwoshouxiawuqing。”——

bushanpoponudao:“ninengzenyang?”kantashuangxiuruyoufengqi,gudangdelaodapengzhang,yinyuechuanlaileimingzhisheng,bujueshenqinghairan,dao:“yuanlaishini?mobushitingwenwoyaolaichuangzhuang,yushiteyiganlaizhuquan?”——

nanbiyuantandao:“wosuishuobaibanyaneyuta,danbijingcengshitongmendeshixiongdi,ruhenenggouxiushoupangguan?”bushanpopohengdao:“jinriwushisanke,woyijiuzhundianfuyue,niruobupasi,zhiguansihoujiushile。”youyiwuyizhijian,piekanchentianshiyiyan,yuyanyouzhi,jieryishengzhangxiao,yueshangshutou,zhuanshunxiaomeilezongji——

nanbiyuandao:“tiansejijiangdaliang,niyehuiquba!”fuchenyishan,piaoranliqu——

chentianshikanjianmandideshiti,xinzhongweiju,jimangwangjiaganqu。fanguohouqiang,shuangzufangcailuodi,quebeijigengunziqianhouyazhu。yirendao:“laoyeshuodebucuo,taguorantoutoupaochuqule。”chentianshitingdeshichenbodeshengyin,jingdao:“chenbo,niruhehuizaizheili?”chenbotandao:“niruoshiguaiguaitinghua,wozenmehuizaizheili?”hedao:“jiangshaoyedaiqujianlaoye。”jigejiadingyingnuoyisheng,jiangtapingkongjiaqi,bianwangjingxunyuanzouqu——

suoweijingxunyuan,budabuxiao,qishijiushichaifangxiaoyuan。yuanzhongyouyifushitouzhuoyi,chenyuanwaiduanzuoqizhong,miansetieqing,shenshinankan,jianzhongrenjiazhechentianshiguolai,hedao:“moyaojiangtaqingqingfangxia,shuaidiejiushile。”chenbojingdao:“laoye,gongzizhishichufan,haishiraoletazheiyihuiba?”——

chenyuanwaidao:“jinriruobushizaixianchangdailegezhengzhe,haibuzhiyaobeitamengbidaojishi?shenmechufan,zhipatawanliebugai,qiaoqiaodifanqiangchuyuan,zaoyoushushihuile。nizaikankantadezheifanmoyang,yibubiti,langbeibukan,biansijiminggoudaozhitu,yebuzhiqulenaliguihun?”dashenghechi,dao:“nimenbuyaotitaqiuqing,yexiuyaoqiaoqiaodishouxialiuqing,yaoshibeiwofajuewubi,bianyibingzefa,juebuguxikuandai。”——

chenbowunai,huishoushiyi,neijigejiadingdouranchouchugunzi,dao:“shaoye,duibuzhule。”chentianshishoujiaoqingsong,shiquyilai,jinghuyisheng,beishuailuolexialai,haobutengtong,andao:“jinrixianbeinandaozhangtuileyijiao,songruxiandi,houshoubushanpopodaji,shouleliangjiao,rujinhuijia,renaolediedie,youbeizhongzhongfangleyijiao,bianshitongpitiegu,yeyaoliele。”——

chenyuanwaimalebanri,jianjianyouxiekunfa,wendao:“nikezhidaozijicuole?”chentianshiguizaidishang,dishengdao:“zhicuole。”taiyanpiejiantashenhouzhanlilexuduoren,jieshiwanxiushuyao,shoutigunbangdaocha,bujindashiqiguai:“diediejinribidingshibeiwoqinaodelihai,jingranfangxiazheidengzhenshihaiwo。”——

tazuoyoukuitan,beichenyuanwaikanzaiyanli,weiweiyitan,xuanjihengdao:“koushixinfeidedongxi,zijijiwodaomishifansheng。”——

chentianshirumengdashe,huangmangqishen,gongshenyili,bianyaoliqu,kandechensan、zhangsijirenjinjinzhuisui,bujueeran。neijigejiadingdishengdao:“shaoye,jinribuzhuxixiangloule,lingyouyifananpai。”yinzhetabianwangbeiyuanjiashanzouqu,laidaolechitanganbian,zaiyikuaishitoushangqingqingdianyajixia,luchuyigedongxue。chentianshiqidao:“weihehuanlezheili?ruciyinmi,yiqian,woshisihaoyebuzhixiaode。”——

neijigejiadingdao:“ruofeijinribeilaoyetiqi,womenyebuzhidaochitangpangbian,haiyouzheibandeyigesuozai。”daitajinqu,waimianjiangmensuoshang,zhengzhengyousheng。chentianshijingdao:“wozihuifansheng,buyongsuomen。”jiadingtandao:“zheiyeshilaoyedefenfu,shuodaosuoshangerdaozhimen,zaijiangwaimiandeshikuaizhongxinheshang,bunengliuyouhenji。shaoye,limianshangyouyizhanyoudeng,dingshangyoutouqitouguangdekongxue,niqierennaiyixia。laoyeshihuobaodepixing,daitaxiaoleqi,henkuaijiuhuifangnichuqu。”yanba,fenfenliqu——

chentianshitandao:“tiansecailiang,woqueyouruhunan。”jianlimianyouyizhangshichuang,chuangshangfangzheyibenshuce,bujuexiaodao:“yiwangzaixixianglouzhongfanshengsiguo,chenbodouhuitoutoudishangyibenxianshu,yehaodafashiguang。woshuodaoxiangkanyikan《shiji》quanchuan,yangtaquxun,buzhihainengfoujide?”——

jianfengmianzhishang,heran《suitangyanyi》,bujuedashisuowang,suiyifankanjiye,wufeishisuimoyangguangwudao,tianxiaqunhaofenqipini,yaozaizheitianxiajiyefenyibeigengeryi,qizhongyouqiyiwagangzhaihunshimowangchengyaojinshilizuiweipangda,kexihoulaishanweilimi,quefadazhi,quebeilishimindeletianxia,xiangqipangsanshuoguoyaokancishu,siliangdaichuquzhihou,bianbufangjitadaizhe,yemianderiyelaotao,jiuchanbuxiu,yushijiangqisairuhuaizhong,wangchuangshangyitang,bujuehuhushuiqu。buguobangeshichen,zijixinglai,zhijuedefuzhongyizhenyunre,fanshenzuoqi,dao:“xiguanledazuoshuijue,zheifanzaitangzaichuangshang,fandaoyouxiebuxiguanle。”