第一章

zheitianlaoshibawojiaodaozoulangshang:“nigenlinshuanghuangeqinshi,zenmeyang?”

linshuangyuanbenshi302de,dan302doushiyibangtaimei,shaotatoufa,dataerguang,haibataenzaicesuolihaibitahezangshui。

tashoubuzhugaodaoxuexiaoli,xuexiaoyebuguan,zhijitaxiediaohuanqin。

倒霉鬼就轮到我。

“nishinaquanejiangxuejinde,nenglaiwomenxuexiaoburongyi。xianzaifenpeiqinshiyoukunnan,nizuoweixueweiyinggaiqidaitouzuoyong。”

banzhurenshuodeshayoujieshi。

bujiushibierendoufeifujiguiyoubeijing,jiuwoyipinminhaoqifubei。

yaoshiwoguoqu,genlinshuangyigexiachang,shenzhigengcan。

zhenggezhongwuwodouruzuozhenzhan,xiangzheyihouzenmeban,jiuzaizheishi,guqingzhulingzhetadexiongdimenconghoumenjinlai,bamenpengdiyichuai。

wolingjiyidong,youlexiangfa。

guqingzhushiwomenxiaoba,yimibawudegezi,zhangxiangyingjunyougongjixing,renhenhuabuduo。

ruguotanengpeiwoqu302zouyitang,taimeimenzenmezheyedekanzaitademianzishang,duiwokeqijitian。

wopengzheshijuan,zoudaoguqingzhushenbian,bazuowanledeyingyushijuanfangdaotayanqian:“zheishijintiandezuoye。”

guqingzhutouyebutaididayouxi。

wobajuanzichendaotayanqian。

tabunaifanxiangsile,queyiwaifaxianyijingquandouxiehaole,zhongyunazhengyankanwo。

wodimeishunmu:“gutongxue,laobanjiaonixiawubangwobanqinshi。”

guqingzhulengleyixia,ranhouchenmodidiandiantou。

xiaobakenengchouyan,tangtou,dajia,dantazaibanlishigeputongtongxue。

bangnvshengbanqinshi,budiuren,zaishuonvshenghaihenshixiangdihuiluletayifenzuowandezuoye。

xiawu,wodaizheguqingzhu,qulegebi302.

***yaochikaimen,taimeilaodazhengzuozaiyizishang,pangbianzhanzheyiquantaimei,baichusantanghuishendejiashi。

“chengzhishiba?jinle302,jiudeshouwodeguiju。”

wozaojiuliaodaoshizheizhongchangmian,qingqingyaleyisheng,tingxialejiaobu。

“zenmetingle?zoua。”guqingzhulinzhedabaoxiaobao,jieaobuxundishangqian。

太妹们懵了。

“nishenmeguiju?keyibadongxifangzhuoshangbu?”guqingzhuyanpizidoulandetai,padibawodongxienzaishuzhuoshang。

taimeilaodazhanzhanweiweizhanqilai:“ke、keyi。”

guqingzhulandelita,youbamenwaidelianpenreshuipingtijinlai,wangweishengjianliyige,zoule。

wolianmangzhuichuqu:“wanshangyiqichifanma?”

“不了。”

“neinichiwanfanzaodianquwanzixi,laobandingnini~”

wowenwenrouroudizhufuwan,kanzhetadebeiyingxiaoshi,caijiazhuangyiyouweijindiguanshangmen。

sushelimiandeqifenyijingjieranbutong。

“nigenguqingzhuhenshu?nimenshenmeguanxi?”

wohanxiudaiqie,xiaoerbuyu,cishiwushengshengyousheng。

taimeimenkanwodeyanshenshunjiandoutouluchujingwei!

tamenkeyiqifuputongnvsheng,danqifuguqingzhudenvyou?

那是嫌命长。

wobadongxishoushiwan,shishiranbashuibeifangzaileshuitaizuiwaice,zuifangbiandeweizhishang。