第1章 ,没教养的小蹄子

di1zhang,meijiaoyangdexiaotizi

chuntiandeliangpingcun,xiangyizhupotuerchudezhusun,xiannen,shuiling,chongmanshengqi。

guyunluodaileyidakuangyifulaihebianjiangxi,tashenbianzuozhede,shigangmansisuidexiaoguzi,heyingjiao。

heyingjiaoshoulinaleyizhixiaoxiaodeyehua,lanbaixiangjian,kekeaiai。

neishiguyunluozhuanmencaijitade。

meicilaihebianxiyifu,guyunluodouyaojiheyingjiaocaixuduodehua,“jiaojiao,dasaoxiyifu,niyebianhuahuan,bianhaoledaihuiqujiniang,niangyidinggaoxing。”

meiciguyunluozheimeshuo,heyingjiaodouhuishengchuyigu“woyeshidaren”dehaoqilai。

yincimeicibianhuahuan,heyingjiaodoushifenrenzhen。

buguojintiandeyehua,heyingjiaohaiconglaimeiyoujianguo。

“dasao,zheishishenmehua,zenmehejiaojiaoyiyang,zhangdezheimeaixiao?”

guyunluoyoujiezoudeyongbangchuiqiaodazheshouzhongdeyifu,yimianhuiguotouquhanxiaokanlexiaoguziyiyan,wenhedao,“zheijiaopopona。”

“婆婆纳?”

heyingjiaoyanjingyixiajiudengyuanle,“zheishishenmeqiguaidemingzi,tahepopozhangdeyebuxiangya,woweishenmeyaojiaotapopo?”

heyingjiaodehuadouxiaoleguyunluo,tajieshidao,“tajiaopopona,bushishuoyaonijiaotapopo,ershishuotadehuaduoxingzhuang,nikankan,shibushizhangdexiangpoponachudexiedi?”

“xuduoxiaohaizidouxihuanbatacailaizuochengganhua,ranhoujiazaishuzhongdangbiaoqian,jiushiyinweitazhangdetebieyoumeili。”

guyunluozhuanqishenlai,zhizhehoumiandeyidapianpoponawenheyingjiao,“nigangcaishuodehendui,tamenzhangdefeichangaixiao,jihutiezaidimianshangshengzhang,”

“poponajingguoyidongtianmanzhangdeshuimian,xianzaizhongyuyaokaihuale,”

“dengzaiguoyizhenzi,tawanquankaiqihualai,nijiuhuifaxiantamenputiangaidi,xiangyikekelansedexiaoxingxingsaluozailvyejian,meilijile。”

suizheguyunluodejieshuo,heyingjiaodeyanmoulisanfachuxiangwangdexingguang,liangshanshande,xiangbaoshi。

“zheimeshuo,wokeyibaxingxingdaihuijia?”

“可以。”

“neiwokeyibatamenpumanzhenggeyuanzima?”

“也可以。”

heyingjiaoyiguliupaqilai,baozhuguyunluodebozisajiao,“dasao,neidaoshihouwohaixiangbaxingxingpumanwomendefangjian,woxianghexingxingyiqishuijue。”

“keyi,daoshihoudasaobangniyiqipuman。”

heyingjiaobajiyikouqinzaiguyunluodelianpangshang,namaorongrongdetouqucengguyunluodebozi。

“dasao,wozhenxihuanni。”

“chuleniangqin,wozuixihuannila。”

guyunluojixuxiyifu,meiyoutaitou,keshiyanjingxiaodemichengleyitiaofeng。

“neixiaoshuheershuhaiyoudiedieni,nibuxihuantamenma?”

heyingjiaohuankuaidao,“wodouxihuan,keshiwozuixihuanniheniangqin,”

dunledun,heyingjiaoyouxiaoshengdao,“dasao,wogaosunigemimi,nikebuyaogaosubieren。”

“wozuibuxihuandiediela!yinweidiedietabuaixizao,shenshangzongshiyouguaiguaideweidao,hailaoxihuannahuzizhawo!”

guyunluorenbuzhuxiaoqilai,yibianxiaoyibianmolemoheyingjiaodetou,“niya......”

keshihuameishuowan,conghedelingyibianpaolaiyigeren,yibianpao,yibianhanzhe“yunluoyunluo”。

guyunluomangfangxiashouzhongdeyifuxixiyikan,zheicaifaxianyingmianpaolaideren,shicunzilihetamenzhuzaiduijiedegusishen。

gusishenpaodaoguyunluomianqian,henhendechuanleyikouqi,zheicaidao,“yunluonikuaihuiqukankanba,nijiachushile,amantaniangzheihuizizhengdaizheamanzainijianao,shuoshinixiaoshuzizahuailerenjiadongxi,yaonimenjiapeini。”

gusishenkouzhongdezheigexiaoshuziheyingshu,heheyingjiaoshishuangbaotai,tabiheyingjiaowanchulaiyifenzhong,suoyishididi。

guyunluodaizheheyingjiaoganhuicunli,haimeidaojiamenkou,jiukanjianjiamenkoulisancengwaisancengdeweilexuduoren。

shibushihaiyoufurendejiaomashengcongrenqunzhongchuanchulai。

guyunluomangqianqiheyingjiaodeshoujijinrenqun,jinleyuanmen,jiukanjianliangamantaniangzhengchazheyaozaiyuanlima。

tapopozheijiribingzhe,bucengchulai。

zhiyougonggongliansetieqingdezhanzaitangwumenkou,nushizhezhanzaiyuanlideheyingshu。

liangamandeniangzhenbukuishicunlidemajiegaoshou。

malezheimezhangshijian,budaichuanqibushuo,cierhaibudaizhongfude。

mazhemazhe,liangamandeniangsihuhaibujieqi,taishoujiuyaoqudaheyingshu。

guyunluoshishichushou,yibajiangheyingshuladaolezijishenhou,liangamandeniangzheishoujiuluokongle。

suoyourenkanjianguyunluo,xianshiyiwai,jiezhebiancunlekanhaoxidexin。

liangpingcunsheibuzhidaolaohejiazheigebianyidaerxishigelaoshigeda,pingshixianggejuzuihulusidemenbuhangsheng,zheihuijiusuanshitalai,younengruhe?

liangamandeniangmeidashangheyingshu,benlaijiuyouxienaoxiuchengnu,daikanjianyuanlaishiguyunluoshihuai,qigengshibudayichulai,madao,“meijiaoyangdexiaotizi,meijianguonimenjiazheiyanghuduzide!!”

“nijiadeheyingshujinrishuaihuailewoerzideyantai,nizhibuzhidaozheiyantaikeshiamantadiecongzhenshangteyimaihuilaide!nijiadeheyingshuyinweidujiwoerziyouzheiyanghaodeyantai,yinershihuaishuaihuaileta,rujinnizheizuodasaode,budanbujiaoyuxiaoshu,fanerhaihuzheta!!”

“wojinrijiudaitinipopohaohaojiaoxunjiaoxunni,shengdenixingweibujian,banipopoqisi!!”