第5章 我听老婆你的

chenningwangxiangdishangbansibuhuodezhangwanlongfufu,xunwendao:“tamenshinideshouxia?”

dongtianbaoxiukuideshuo:“shi,zheizhangwanlongshijiwobanshide。”

chenningnuhedao:“woxiangwenniyiju,jiujingshisheijinidequanli,yizhiyurangnizheimedesiwujidan,suiyifadongwuzhuang?”

dongtianbaorencuodao:“shuxiazhicuole,haiqingshaoyechengfa。”

chenninglengshengdao:“jintianhuiquhou,zhudongdijiaocicheng,wojuedenibushihexianzaizheigezhiwei!”

dongtianbaodashengdeshuo:“shi!”

chenningdiandiantou,duidongtianbaodetaiduhaisuanmanyi:“henhao!”

jinjiezhe,dongtianbaozhuantouwangxiangdishangdezhangwanlongfufu,nudao:“haibujishaoyedaoqian,shaoyeruoshiyoudingdianbumanyi,woqinshougualenimen。”

zhangwanlongfufuzhengzhazhepaqilai,kuzhegenchenningqiurao。

chenninglenglengdeshuo:“genwolaopohaizidaoqian。”

zhangwanlongfufuyoulianmangdexiangsongpingtingmunvqiqiudao:“chenfuren,chenxiaojie,womenzhidaocuole,qiuqiunifangguowomenba……”

songpingtingcishiyijingcongzhenjingzhonghuiguoshenlai。

taxindishanliang,jianzhangwanlongfufuyijingluodezheibanxiachang,tawangxiangchenning:“tamenyijingzhicuole,yededaochengfale,yaobujiusuanleba?”

chenningluchuweixiao,wenroudeshuo:“tinglaoponide。”

songpingtingtingdaochenningzheihua,renbuzhuqiaoliantuohong。

dongtianbaojianzhuang,bianduizhangwanlongfufushuo:“haibukuaigun!”

zhangwanlongfufurumengdashe,gubudeshangshi,daizhehaizigenshoushangdebaobiaomen,taosidelikai。

dongtianbaobenxianganqianmahousihouchenning,danchenningqueshuozhixianggenlaopohaizituanju,buxiangbeirendarao。

dongtianbaowenyan,lijishiqudegaotui。

chenningbaozhenver,gensongpingtingcongyoueryuanchulai。

nvermanyanchongbaidewangzheta,xiaolianyangyizhexingfudebiaoqing,qinredegenchenningshuo:“baba,nizhenlebuqi,nihuilaile,yihoujiumeiyourenganqifuwogenmamale。”

chenningchongnideshuo:“fangxin,youbabazai,sheiyebiexiangqifunigenmama,yebuhuizairangnigenmamazaishoudingdianweiqu。”

songpingtingzaiyipangtingzhe,wangzhenverkaixindemoyang,yanleizhibuzhudewangxialiu。

congyoueryuanchulai,yijiasankouhuijia。

songpingtingyijia,jiuzhuzaitangxiachengzhongcunyizuopojiudegongyulounei。

songpingtingnachuyaochikaimen,tongshiduichenningshuo:“jinlaiba,jialihenxiaohenluan。”

ketingli,songpingtingdebabasongzhongbindaizhelaohuayanjing,zhengzaikanbaozhi。

chufangnei,songpingtingdemamamaxiaoli,zhengzaizuofan。

songzhongbinjiandaonverdaizhegemoshengnanzihuilai,tayanjingliluchujingyadebiaoqing。

yinweizheishisongpingtingdiyicidainanrenhuijia。

yiqianmeicijialishuoyaojitajieshaoxiangqinduixiang,tadoujianchicishengbujia,duzifuyangqingqing。

songzhongbinfangxiabaozhi,zhanqilaiyingleshangqu。

wangzhebaozhesongqingqingdemoshengnanzi,yihuodewen:“zheiweixianshengshi?”

songpingtingyanshenyoudiantante,tahaimeiyoulaidejihuida,chenninghuailidesongqingqing,yijingdeyiyangyangdecuishengshuo:“laoye,tashiqingqingdebaba,qingqingdebabahuilaile。”

“shenme,nijiushiwunianqianqifuwonver,bawomenyijiahaidezheimecandechusheng!”

songzhongbinshixinggewenshundelaoshiren,dandezhiyanqianciren,jingranshiwunianqiandianwunver,rangnverweihunshengzide**,tahanjiandedongnu。

“nizheichusheng**,nihaiganlaizhaowonver,wokansini!”

youshiyishengchongmanbeifendenuma,maxiaolilinzheyibacaidao,yichangjidongdecongchufangchongchu,yaokanchenning。

songqingqingbeihedewadeyisheng,kuqilai。

songpingtingyelianmangshangqiansisibaozhumuqin,kuzheshuo:“ma,buyao——”

maxiaolibeinversisibaozhu,wufakaojinchenning。

tayongcaidaozhizhechenning,yibiankuyibianma:“chusheng,**,doushiyinweini,womenyijiacaihuibeilaoyezicongzuzhaiganchulai,wonveryishengdoubeinijihuile。”

songzhongbinjianlaopoqingxufeichangjidong,nvergenwaisunnvyekudeyitahutu。

pingrimenxingzideta,cishidahouyisheng:“dougoule!”

songzhongbinzheishengnuhou,rangmaxiaolijidongdeqingxuyaxiaquleyixie。

songzhongbinchenjinadiaolaoposhouzhongdecaidao,ranhoulouzhuqizi,lenglengdewangzhechenning:“nigunba,yongyuandoubuyaozaichuxian。”

“nijiwonver,jiwomenyijiadailaideshanghai,yijinggouduole。”

chenningnanengbuzhidaosongpingtingzheijinianlaichideku,tabaozhenver,yanshenjiandingdegensongzhongbinduishi,renzhenerchengkendeshuo:“wobuhuizoude。”

“wozhidao,pingtingzheixienianshoulehenduoweiqu。”

“wohuijitamenmunvyigecuicandeweilai,rangtamenkujinganlai,yongyouzhenggeshijie。”

cuicandeweilai,kujinganlai,yongyouzhenggeshijie?

songzhongbinwenyan,gengqiaobuqichenning。

tazuitaoyanbuwushi,haogaowuyuan,manzuipaohuochedenianqingren。

zheizhongfukuadedahua,yejiunengpianpiantanverzheizhongnianqingdenvzi。

maxiaoligengshisihaobujichenningmianzi,yibiangengyanyibianmadao:“wolaogongrangnigun,nimeiyoutingdaoma?jiwogun!gunchuwomenjia!”

songzhongbinyelenglengdeshuo:“niruoshizaibuzou,neiwojiubaojingle。”

shishishang,ruguobushijuedebaojing,huirangrenzhongxintanqidangniannverbeizheiliulanghan**zheijianshi,jinverdailaiercishanghai,songzhongbinzaojiubaojingle。

leiyanposuodesongpingting,cishimoleyibayanlei,jianqiangdeangqiqiaolian,shuodao:“ba、ma,rangtaliuxiaba。”

什么?

songzhongbingenmaxiaolidouluchuzhenjingdebiaoqing,qiqidewangxiangnver。

maxiaoligengshijiaojideshuo:“xiaotingnifengle?”

songpingtingyaoyaotou:“bu,womeifeng。”

“wozheimezuo,doushiweileqingqing。”

“qingqingtayijingdongshile,taxuyaobaba,taxuyaofuai。”

“ba、ma,jitayicijihui,rangtazanshizaiwomenjialiuxiaba。”

songzhongbinwenyan,xinruanle。

tanlekouqi,suanshimoxulesongpingtingdeqingqiu。

maxiaolijianzhangfuyedayingrangchenningzheige**zhujintamenjia,zaiyekongzhibuzhu,beihuyishengzaoniea。

zhuanshenpaohuifangjian,pengdeyishengguanshangfangmen,yinyinyueyuechuanlaitadekusheng。

songpingtingduichenningdao:“wobamadoushidaozizuidoufuxin,zhiyaonizhenxinzhenyiduiqingqinghao,tamenhuidayingrangnizhuxialaide。”

“danshiqingniyidingyaohaohaobiaoxian,qianwanbunengrangtamenshiwangshengqi。”

chenningdiantou:“hao,woyidingbuhuirangyuefuyuemushiwangde。”

songpingtingqiaolianhonglehong,shuodao:“jializhiyoulianggefangjian,nijinwangenwoheqingqingyigefangjianshuiba,danshinidedadipu。”

chenninglijidao:“meiwenti。”

tayouyuleyixia,youdao:“wotingshuonanrenshuijuehuiyouhenduobuyadexiguan,ruguoninenggoubaochijibendeliyi,wohuiganjibujin。”

chenningkuxiaobudedeshuo:“hao!”