第2章 老子要跟你离婚

kanzhezhaoqianlianshangdedangao,suoyourendoumengbile。

“suchen,nitemefenglebucheng?lianqianshaodouganda?mashangguixiajiqianshaodaoqian,fouzeworaobuleni!”

yangzihuanyibiandahou,yibianyongzhijinbangzhaoqiancashilianshangdedangao。

dongzuoqingying,wenroudeyaoming。

suchendexinkouzaicijiaotong,buzijuedetuchuyikouxianhongdexuesi。

“jiefu,niweihejiubutingwoquanni!ganmafeiyaojinlai?”

shenpangdeyangruoxichanfuzhusuchendeshentitandao:

“sannianle,taduinizenmeyang,ninandaohaikanbutouma?zouba,biezaiyangjiashoukulehaoma?”

“ruoxi,nibudongde,budongde!”

suchentongkudeyaozheyachuang,zhengkexindoukuaiyaozhaliele。

yangzihuanjiushisuchendeyigemeng,tazhendehaobuxiangrangtaposui。

tayaogenyangzihuantanpai,zhiyouzheiyang,caihuirangyangzihuanhuixinzhuanyi。

可就在这时。

“dalexiaoye,nihaixiangzou?”

zhaoqianhaiyiweiyangruoxiyaofusuchentaopaoni,dangjichongdashouyihuidao:

“jiwoliu**qi,laoziwoyaodangzhetademian,banletalaopo。”

yishenglingxia,wumingmazifenfenchaosuchenzouleshanglai。

kandaozijishenaiduoniandenvren,haishiyifulengyanpangguandeyangzi,suchenxianruleyanzhongdeziwohuaiyidangzhong。

tabuyoudemenxinziwen,jiusuanshizhentanpaile,pingyangzihuanzheizhongfangdangdexingge,tahaihuishixinshiyideaizijima?

suchenfennudaojidian,rutongyitoufanudeshizi,chaoneiwumingmazichongleshangqu。

xianchangcanjiaolianlian,budaobanfenzhongdeshijian,wumingmazijiubeisuchenxiangjidadaozaidi!

yangzihuanhezhaoqianxiangjidaizhule。

youqishiyangzihuan,jianzhibuganxiangxinzijideyanjing!

zheihaishicengjingneigerenjianrenqidefeiwuma?wanquanjiushigefengzia!

cike,suchenlinzheyibayizizoudaozhaoqiandemianqian。

“suchen,nijiwozhanzhu,niyaoshigandongwodehua,wobabuhuifangguoni!”

zhaoqianbeihedewanghoutuileyibu。

qiziyangzihuandangzaizhaoqiandeshenqian,hechidao:

“suchen,woshuohuabuhaoshileshiba?worangnibayizijiwofangxia!”

xushipingriliqifusuchenguanle,yangzihuanjiumeixiandeyouduohaipa,yibajiujiangsuchenshoulideyizijiqianglexialai,shangjitayijixiangliangdeerguang:

“bujiushihegejiaobeijiuma?laoniangwoyoumeizhenshui,nifagejimaohuo?mashangguixiajiqianshaodaoqian,fouze,bieguailaoniangwogennilihun!”

zheiyibazhangsuanshibasuchenjichouxingle,tawuzhe**ladelianjiashuodao:

“sannianle,woduinizenyang,ninandaoganjuebudao?wozhenshixiangbumingbai,tajiujingjinishenmehaochule,yizhiyurangnirucizuojianziji?”

yangzihuanyanedebailesuchenyiyan:

“haochujiushi,woyangjiakeyizaisanrihou,pingzheqianshaotamenjiadedingtianjituan,quguanmoneiweidarenwudejichengyishi,haikeyizaixinqudexiangmulifenyibeigeng,zheidoushinizheizhongqiong**siwufalijiede!”

“就因为这?”

苏尘再次苦笑:

“woruzhuidaoyangjiadediyitianjiuhenishuoguo,wobushifeiwu,erqiebumannishuo,nimenzuilishuodeneigedarenwu,qishijiushiwo,

zhiyuxinquxiangmu,neigenbenjiushiwosongjinideliwu,nigenbenjiumeiyoubiyaozuojianziji,genzhaoqianzheizhongrendishengxiaqi!

zihuan,zhiyaonikengenwodaoqian,wohuirangnichengweizheishishangzuixingfudenvren!”

suchentanpaile,keyangzihuanyagenjiubuxin:

“suchen,nihaizhenhuichuiniupi!jiupingnizheizhonglaji,yepeidangdarenwu?wopei!”

yangzihuanbuxiedelengxiaoqilai:

“shihuagennishuo,jiusuanshimeiyouzheidangzishier,laoniangyezaojiukannibushuangle,renjiaqianshaonengsongwo911,nizheigefeiwunengsongwoshenme?niyounayidiannengbideshangwodeqianshao?”

dangzhesuchendemian,yangzihuansiwujidandewanzhuzhaoqiandegebo,yiliandelengchaorefeng。

suchenjinjindewuzhexiongkou,yangzitongkueryouniuqu。

“yangzihuan,nigoule!suchenzenmeshuodoushinizhangfu,nizheiyangxiuruta,haiyaobuyaodianlianle?”

yangruoxishizaikanbuxiaqule,fuzhesuchendegebo,dashengdezhiwenqilai。

tajiuxiangbumingbai,suchendaodizhangcuolenagenjin,ganmayidingyaozaizheizhongnvrenshenshanglangfeishijian。

“yangruoxi,wodeshiqinghailunbudaonilaiguan。”

yangzihuanxiaozhangdezhizhemenkou:

“nidedongxidouyijingnazoule,congjinyihoumeiwodemingling,nihegoumeizigerunei,mashangjiwogun!”

tashuogoudeshihou,haixiayishidekanleyiyansuchen,xiandegewaidebahu。

紧接着。

“这东西还你!”

yangzihuanbayimeicuilvsefakarengdaoleyangruoxidejiaoxia:

“dangnianyeyebazheidongxisongjinideshihou,woxianmudeyaoming,jiucongnijialitoulechulai,yanxiayeyeyijinggepile,wobuxiangkandaogentayouguanderenhedongxi,batayejiwodaizou!”

啪的一声!

xiaofakayingshengshengdebeishuaichengliangjie。

yangruoxinanguodebafakajipengzaishouxin,kehaimeilaidejichakan,jiubeisuchenyibaqiangleguoqu。

“ruoxi,zheimeifaka,cengjingshinide?”

yangruoxibennengdedianlediantou:

“shia,zheishiwoguoliusuishengrideshihou,yeyedaiwoqujingcheng...”

轰!

suchendenaohaihongranyizhan,henhendeshuailezijiyigeerguang!

啪!

shengyinqingxi,xiangliangwubi。

kesuiji,suchenjiuyouxiaole。

tashoupengzheneimeiposuidefaka,jiuhaoxiangjiandaobaobeidehaizi,kaixindebunengziyi。

yuanlai,zheiyiqiedoushiyichangwuhuia。

zheisannianli,zijijingranaicuoleren?

keshangtianshirencide,tahaishibaneiweiguniang,zhongxinsonghuidaolezijideshenbian。

erqie,tashizhongyemeiyoulikai。

tagengshimeiyoufashengrenhedezhuanbian,haishineimedeshanliang,neimedemeili!

taihaole,zhendeshitaihaole!

“jiefu,nimeishiba?kuaibafakahaiwo!”

yangruoxiyibajiangfakaqiangguo,huangluandepaochubieshu。

kanzheyangruoxijiaoxiaokerendebeiying,suchenzhongyuluchulejidonghejietuodexiaorong。

erhou,talianshangdexiaorongshunjianninggu。

zijicuoaileyangzihuansannian,yebeiyangzihuanjiqifulesannian!

yixiangdaozheinvrensannianlaiduizijidexiuruhebeipan,yijiduiyangzihuanyijiadeqiya,suchenkeyishuoshinuhuozhongshao!

tayaobaofuyangzihuan,erqieshiyuanyuanbujuedeneizhong!

danyanxia,haiyouyijianshiqing,yaobibaofugengweizhongyao。

“niqueding,ruguowojizhaoqiandaoqian,nijiuyuanliangwo?”

suchenguyiwanxiayao,chongyangzihuanlengxiaodao。

“jiupingnizheigefeiwu,yexianggenwotaojiahaijia?”

yangzihuanjianxixidetuodiaozhaoqianjiaoshangdeheipixie,diudaosuchendemianqian:

“suchen,nijiushiwoyangdeyitiaogou,mashangbaxiezijiwotianganjing,fouzenijiugunchuquyaofanba!”

suchenzaicibayaowandegengdi。

zhouweirengengshihongtangdaxiao。

tiangoujiushitiangou,yongyuangaibianbulejiandemingyun。

yangzihuangengshideyideyaoming,suchenzaitademianqiantiandeyuehen,jiuyuenengzaizhaoqiandemianqian,taigaotadeshenjia。

可就在这时。

suchenturantingzhileyaogan,yibajiujiangxiezidiulehuiqu,

“dao**qiana,yangzihuan,laoziyaogennilihun!”