第1章 废物女婿

“nibaneigezhengyanxia,linsihaiyaohaiwomenmunv,jinizhaolezheimewonangdenanren。buxing,nibixujinkuaigentalihun,fouzewomenmunvdouyaobeitahaile。”

“ma,wohechangbuzhitashigewonangfei,yaobushibabalinsiqianfeirangwodayingtajiajizheigefeiwu,wonaqiaodeshangta。”

“neinishitongyilihunle?”

zhangchenfangxiatiaoshandebiandan,wulidejiaotan,tazaoyixiyiweichang。

tuimenerru,jinliangnianyilai,tingdaodehuadoudazhixiangtong。zhibuguojintian,duolelihunerzi

wunei,jiaotandemunverrenduizhangchendetuimenerrubingbuyiwai,daoxiangshineixiehuaguyishuojitatingde。

canzhuoshang,fangzheliangfencangengshengfan。yuemuliushiduizhangchenhaobuyanshidebiyiyuyane。

“yo,haizhidaohuilaia,wohaiyiweinizaishanshangshuaisileni。”

rucikebo,zhangchenquezhishixiaolexiao,zoujinchufangnalaiwankuaidasuanchifan。tadebulibucai,zhengzaiqitoushangdeyuemulijiechenglewushengdetiaoxin。

“nijiuzhidaochi,kaoniyitianzhengbudaoliangbaikuaihaixiangchi,xiangesiwomenmunvbucheng?”

gangzuoxia,fennudeyuemuzhuaiqizhuobu,jinshengdeliangfenshengcaidafanzaidi。

zuozaiyipangdezhouruoxihedezhanqilai,kanzhedasuidediezi,burendelianse,lijibianchengleshiwang。

zhangchenshuangshouyijiang,congdoulitaochuzhoubabadelingqian,jiazaiyiqiyejiuliangbaizuoyoujiaojiyuemu。

“yuemu,zheishijintianzhengdeqian,mingtiannidairuoxiqumaitaoyifuba。”

kanzhebeihanshuidashidelingqian,liushifeidanmeiyouxiaoqi,fanergengjianubukee。

啪!

“feiwu,nijiushigefeiwu。ruguobushinizheigefeiwu,womenmunvqihuilunluodaozheigedibu。gebineigehuanyouxiantianxingnaotandehaizidoubiniqiang,niruohaishigenanren,jiugankuailihun,gunchuzhoujia。”

kanzhebeidaluozaidideqian,zhangchengongyaoyizhangyizhangdejianqilai,zheigengjiarangzhouruoxishiwangtouding。

fuqinbingshiqian,duitamenmunvdeyaoqiuzhiyouyige,jiushidayingzhangchenruzhuizhoujia。congkaishidekangjudaohoumiandeshiwang,jinri,zeshijuewang。

bushimunvliangfanjian,napashizhangchenganfankangyisheng,tamenyeyaogaokanzheigefeiwuyiyan。

“haiganjian,ququliangbaikuaiqian,jiurangnigongyaotuobei,tianxiadenanrendoubeinidiujinlelianmian。”

“feiwu,feiwu,wozhoujiazenmetanshanglenizheiyangdefeiwu。zhangchen,nizenmebuqusi?”

“nijiusuanxiukuiersi,yenengweinanrenliuxiayidianlianmian,nizheiyangdefeiwu,huozhehaiyoushenmeyisi。”

liushidadinglezhuyiyao**zhangchen,houtianjiushizhoujiafenhongdahui,zaibuganzouzheigefeiwu,jiazukouleliangniandefenhong,biexiangzainahuilai。

yuemudexiuru,zhangchenbuguoshixiaolexiao,jiangjianqideqianfangzaicanzhuoshang,naqisaobaqingsaodishangdecangengshengfan。

qiqiaoshengyandeliushiqiangguosaobarengzaiyipang,nuchidao“zhangchen,shishangzenmeyounizheizhongyiwushichudefeiwu,qisiwole。”

qijibaihuaideliushiedudedenglezhangchenyiyan,duozhejiaojiuyaochumen。

zhangchenzhuanshenduizhouruoxishiyianweideyanshen,naqisaobajixusaodi。

zhouruoxihaobuyanshiyanezhise,tongkudeyaozhetou。

tachushengaogui,wulunshizisehaishinengli,douyuanjinwenming。feifujiguidenianqingzhuiqiuzhetapolemenjian,nayigebushirenzhongzhilong。

keliangnianqian,zhoujiaturanzhaoleyigepingkongmaochulaidewumingxiaozuruzhui,keweishijingdiaolexiaba。

manchengdouzaidengzhezheigechidaotianeroudelaihamayimingjingren,naihe,laihamajiushilaihama,chedichengletiandadexiaohua。

zhangchen,zaoyichengmanchengdexiafancai。fanqianbudaqujiju,sihushiyudoubuzhen。

zhangchenyechenglemanchengdedianxing,wushufumujiaoyuhaizi,wubuyitazuofanmianjiaocai。

ta,cengshirenzhongzhifeng,shiluochenghaomenzhoujiadenvqiangren。zuidianfengshi,jiazudabanqiyedouyoutaguanli。

kesuizhetingcongbingrugaohuangdefuqinzhaolezheigefeiwushangmen,suizhefuqinguoshi,duanduanliangnian,feidanbeijiazushouhuilesuoyoudeguanliquan,lianguazaijiazumingxiadezhuzhaiyebeiqiangzhishouhui。

gengbieshuo,quanjiarendeshourulaiyuan,beijiazuyimoxuyoudezuimingkouxia。liangnianlai,kaozheliushicunxiadecunkuan,suibuzhiyupinkun,danyucengjingdeyouyue,jianzhishipinkunhuyubailingdebijiao,tianrangzhibie。

“wo,cengshizhoujiadetianzhijiaonv,shijiazudejiaoao,shirenjinjiezhidenvqiangren。kezicongnishangmen,woxianshiqujiazuquanxian,lianfenxiangyangdegongzuodouzhaobudao。”

“yuanxianwoyiwei,shiwoxiguanleyouyue,kewolianfenzuijibendegongzuodouzhaobudaoshi,womingbaile。”

“zhangchen,fangguowoyefangguoniziji。mingtian,womenqubahunlile。”

henqibuzhengdezhouruoxi,liangnianlaiduizhangchenhaishidiyicishuoguozheimeduohua。

zhangchendongtadeyisi,zhouruoxiliangnianlaizhaobudaogongzuo,shitabeihouneigejiazuzaigaogui。

zhangchenqingxuweiweijidong,danyejinshiyishanjishi。“ruoxi,yuefurangwozhaoguni,woshibuhuigennilihunde。”

“goule,biezaigentafeihuale。houtianjiazuhuiyishang,tabuliyedeli。”

kuaidaomenkoudeliushitingbuxiaquzhangchendeyouzhongzhiyan,zhuanshenedudedengleyiyan。

“yihounibuyaozuozheixiele。”

zhengdangzhangchenyiweizhouruoxifangqilihunnianxiangshi,zhouruoxijinjiezhebuchongdao“woningyuandishangduimanlaji,kanzheyebinizheigefeiwuyaoshunyan,donglemei?”

zhangchenlianseyitong,kusedao“ruoxi,shiworangnishouweiqule。nifangxin,jiazuyihoubuganzaikouliunimendefenhong。”

“goule,wobuxiangzaitingniduoshuobangezi,wotingzheexin。mingtianlihun,sheiyebiexiangzuzhiwo。”

zhouruoximanlianyanedezhuanshen,jiannazhesaobalengzaiyuandi,liushiyiguyanezhihuoyoucengcengmaochu。

“yigesizhijianquandedananren,zhuanqianbuxing,zuojiawudaotingnengnai。nishangbeizi,nanbuchengshinulitoutailaidebucheng。”

duizheizhongzhuxinzhilun,zhangchenyixiaozhizhi,jixuqingsao。

youyicibeiwushengtiaoxin,liushibenjiuyazhibuzhudenuhuogengjiakebu,manmazheshangqian,qiangguosaobaduolejijiao。

“feiwu、songdan、laji,nichulesaodihaihuiganshenme,youbenshinidaoshisaodianqianchulaia。ruoxidebaba,wenjiukanshanglenizheizhongyiwushichudesongdan。”

faxiewanhuoqideliushiganjuekouganshezao,zaiyelandegenzheigefeiwuduoshuobangezi,zhuanshendakaifangmen。

“请龙主回归!”