taqidezuichunfadou，zenmeyemeiliaodao，jingranbeiyigeruchouweiqiandechouxiaozibaileyidaoer！
tazirenweijiangzijiguoqudeheilishiyinmandehenhao，censhimudaodishizenmechadaode？
jiangwanchucikeganjuezijixiangshizuocuoleshenmeshiyiban，yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan：“dui......duibuqi......”
tabuzhidaozijiweishenmeyaoshuoduibuqi，sihumuqinbuxiwangtachuxian，yebingbuzhidaotalaizheilideshi。
kezhiqiantamenfenmingshuo，shimuqinyaojietaguolaide......
guoleshifenzhong，luxueyaozhujianlengjingxialai，duijiangwanchushuodediyijuhuashi：“siyatou，nihaicanwole！”
zheijuhua，jihushicongyafenglijichulaide。
jiangwanchuyizhibiezhedeyanleizhongyujuedi，tadecunzaiyuanlaibingbubeirenherenqidai，suoyoudeqiwanghuanmie，yadetashouruodejianbangdalalexialai，suizheqiangrendewuyan，qingqingdoudong。
luxueyaokanzhexinfan，jiaolaiyongren：“xianbatadaixiaqushoushiyixia，bierangtadaolaoyezigenqianhuangyou。”
zheiyiwan，jiangwanchushuizaiyongrenfangli，tingjianzhaizilidezhengchaoxiangcheledabanye。
tatingbuqingzhengchaodeneirong，dantingdechumuqindeshengyin。
tatongkudebazijiguojinbeizilisisiwuzhuerduo，weilebukuchushenglai，shengshengjiangzuichunyaopo。
buyaota，weishenmeyaobatashengxialai？
翌日。
kansipinghedezaoshang，cenzhairuodadefantingliquebotaoyongdong。
cenjiafuzimianduimianzuozaicanzhuoqian，cenyunhaidelianseshifennankan：“kanlaipingriliwohaishitaizongrongnile。”
“he。”censhimubujinfachuyishengqingchi，shenchendemouzili，jinshihuian。
buguanbuwen，yesuanzongrongme？
tadefanyinggouqilecenyunhaigengdadebukuai，kuanhoudeshouzhangzaizhuomianpaichuyishengjuxiang：“nixiaoshenme？！”
censhimuwuweidesongsongjian：“juedehaoxiaojiuxiaole。”
可不就是好笑么？
pingshibuguantachuangleduodadehuo，cenyunhailianmatadoulande。
rujinjiuyinweitabaneigenvrenjieguohunyouguohaizideshiertanzailemingmianshang，cenyunhaijingrandaqingzaojiuzhaotadebutongkuai。
cenyunhaibaonuerqi：“chouxiaozi，cenjiahailunbuzhenishuolesuan！nizheifuyinyangguaiqideyangzi，gennimayigedexing！”
censhimuqingkouzaizhuoyandeshouzhimudeshoujin。
turan，jijiangranqidexiaoyan，beitingyuanlixiangqidechaonaoshengjieduan。
luxueyaolazheshuiyanxingzhongdejiangwanchudashengkuhaozhewangmenkoubenqu：“nizouba，buguannishisishihuo，wodougubushangnile，sheimeiyougenianqingbudongshideshihou？womingbubinihao，yaoguaijiuguainineigaisidedie！shitahuilewo，yehuileni......”
jiangwanchushibeiluxueyaocongbeiwolishengshenglinchulaide，shenshangzhichuanzheyijiandanyi。
hanlengheerbiandehaokujiangtaxunsulahuixianshi，zuotiantacaigangjiandaomuqin，shenzhihaimeilaidejixuxujiu，jiuyaobeiganzou......
tadongshidemeiyoufankang，zuoyedezhengchaoshenghaiyingraozaierbian，tazhidao，mamayehenweinan，huoxubingfeiwanquanbuaita，duiba......？
zheidongjing，chenggongxiyindaolecenzhaishangxiasuoyourendezhuyi，ziranyebaokuozaifantingdecenjiafuzi。
cenyunhaihenhennilecenshimuyiyan，yayizhenuhuoqishenchuqu。
censhimumeiyougenshangqu，zhishinuobudaochuangbianyilianxixuedeqiaozhetingyuanli‘changxi’denvren。
luxueyaoshengdemeiyan，shuyuneizhongnongyanmeiren，jibianwuzhuangrongyenengqiaochujifenyaoyan。
xushizuoyedezhengchaorangtawumian，yehuoxushikeyide，tameiyouhuazhuang，xiandeshifenqiaocui。
shenshangchulegouleshenduandeshuiqunzhiwai，zhipizheyijianbobodewaitao，zuichunbeidongridehanfengchuideganzaofanbai，duolejifenbingtaidemei，zhenzhenshiwojianyoulian。
jiandaocenyunhai，luxueyaoyanleiluodeqiadaohaochu，zhenzhulisidetangguolianjia，jiangdongdesesefadoudejiangwanchupiezaiyipang，shentiyiwai，kaozailecenyunhaihuaizhong：“yunhai，shiwoduibuzhuni，meiyoushixiantanbai，kewoyeshinianqingbudongshibeiqipian，sheidouyoufancuodeshihou，wogenlenizheimeduonian，yizhibenbenfenfen，nishizhidaode......”
cenyunhainianjinsishicaiyoudecenshimuzheigeerzi，rujintayiguobanbai，danyiranshenxingtingba，shangnengbuzhuodaonianqingshidefengmao，meirenzaihuai，daoyebuweihe，fanerxiandeshifenhexie。
tataishoujianghuaizhongnvrenshaoshaogekai，chenshengkaikou：“laidoulaile，jiuliuxiaba。”
zheihuayichu，buguangluxueyaohejiangwanchu，lianchuanghoudecenshimudoujingdelengzhule。