【脑子寄存处……】
【帅哥这里……】
【美女这里……】
【renyao……e，yinggaimeiyouba……】
……
yichujudadeshangunei，yizhiquanshenhuise，tirumenghudaxiao，yangmaoquerutongjiamaoyibandeyaoshou，zhengpazaiyikuaijudadeshitoushangyidongbudong，fangfocikeyijingshuizheleyiban。
jiebaideyueguangsazaitadeshenshang，rangtahuisedemaofajingranliangqilezhenzhenbaiguang。
zheixiebaiguangbingmeiyouzaitashenshangpanju，ershifangfoyouyishiyibanguilvdewangtashenqianhuiju。
zaitadeshenqian，youyikeshanshuozhebaiseguangmangdecao，erzheixiebaiguangjiuhuijuzaicaoshang。
jiuzaizheishi，huimaoyaozhengkaileshuangmou，lengliedeyanshenjingtidekanzhesizhou。
“喵！！！”
yishengrutongyingeryibandejiaoshengconghuimaoyaokouzhongchuanchu，zhishizheidaoshengyinshifendecier。
“嗡嗡嗡～”
jiuzaihuimaoyaodenuhouchuanxiangsizhoushi，zaishangusizhoudeshushangshanshuozheweiruodeguangmang，xianranshizaidifanghuimaoyaodejiaoshenggongji。
jianzheixieguangmang，huimaoyaorutonghupoyibandeyanmouzhujianshousuo，suihoushenyingshunjianxiaoshizaiyuandi。
“啊～”
“啊～”
“啊～”
suizheyishengshengcanjiaoshengxiangqi，yidaodaotoudaimianju，shenchuanyexingyiderenyingcongshushangluolexiaqu。
erjiuzaicishi，liangdaoshenyingyijingchongxianglejushishangshanshuozhebaiguangdexiaocao。
xianran，neixiemengmianchuanzheyexingyiderenshiyouer。
“喵～”
sihuchajuedaoshenme，huimaoyaomengranzhuanshen，jianyourendatabaobeidezhuyi，sheqishenpangderenxiangjushichongleguoqu。
danshiweishiyiwan，jushishangyigegaodayixiedemengmianheiyirenyongmuhebaxiaocaozhuangqilai，suihouduizhejiaoxiaoyixiedemengmianheiyirenweiweihanshou，suihouhuazuoyidaocanyingxiangshangushangchongleguoqu。
“喵！！！”
jianzijidebaobeibeiquzou，huimaoyaodunshifennudenuhouyisheng，suihouxiangtaopaodemengmianheiyirenzhuileguoqu。
jiuzaizheishi，jiaoxiaodemengmianheiyirendongle，shouzhongyibingxuehongseduanrenhuazuoyidaoguangmangchongxianghuimaoyao。
cierdepokongshenghuapoxukong，shunjianjizhongzaihuimaoyaodeduzishang。
“铛！！！”
“喵～”
yishengrutonggangtieyibandeshengyinzaikongzhongxiangqi，suizhierlaidebianshihuimaoyaodecanjiaosheng。
huimaoyaocongbankongluoxia，gubudeduzishangdeshangkou，xiongedemuguangkanxiangjiaoxiaodemengmianheiyiren，huazuoyidaocanyingxiangtachongleguoqu。
jiaoxiaodemengmianheiyirenshenchushou，duanrenfeihuidaoletadeshouzhong。
zaiduanrendaoshoudeyishunjian，jiaoxiaodemengmianheiyirenyehuazuoyidaocanyingxianghuimaoyaochongleguoqu！
jiuzaiyirenyiyaoyaojiechudeshunjian，huimaoyaokouzhongbaiguangshanshuo，yidaoshoubeidaxiaodeguangshucongtakouzhongduizhejiaoxiaodemengmianheiyirensheleguoqu！
“lingqiwaifang！erjieyaoshou！！！”
qingcuidenvshengcongjiaoxiaodemengmianheiyirenkouzhongshuochu，suizhetadehuayiluo，baiguangshunjianjizhongleta，judadechongjizhijiebatacongxukongjixia。
cishijiaoxiaodemengmianheiyirendemianjuyijingxiaoshibujian，querdaizhideshiyigemantoubaifa，mianrongmingmei，jueshirongyandeshaonv。
erzaibaifashaonvluozaidimiandeshunjian，xukongzhizhongdehuimaoyaokouzhongzaicihuijubaiguang，erzheicibishangyicihuijudehaiyaoduo。
shunjianyidaoshuitongyibandaxiaodeguangshuduizhebaifashaonvsheleguoqu。
kanzheluoxiajudaguangshu，baifashaonvxiayishideshenchuzuoshoudidang，suijiyoumanliankuxiao。
zijibuguoshiduociyijubale。
“嗡～”
jiuzaiguangshuyaogongjidaobaifashaonvdeshihou，baifashaonvdezuoshouturanbaofachuyidaojinguang，zhouweishunjianxianruletingzhizhizhong。
【zheishichuanyuechenggongle？zheishina？**！haodadeguangshua！tongzi！jiuming！！！】
（ding！qingwanjiamoyaojinghuang！cichushikongzanshitingzhi！）
guxiaobaiwenyandunshisongleyikouqi，suihoukanleyiyansizhou，dangkandaoshenhouzheijuemeishaonvshi，yigutongmaixiangliandeganjuechuxianzaitadexinzhong。
【tongzi！buhuiba！buhuiba！nibuhuirangwoyigedananrenchuanyuedaoyigenvhaizishenshangba？suiranzheigenvhaizihenpiaoliang！danshiwoshijueduibuhuitongyide！！！】
（ding！qingwanjiamoyaojinghuang，wanjiawufachuanyuechengmubiao……）
guxiaobaiwenyandunshisongleyikouqi，danshixinzhongyijiuyougubuandeganjue，danshiyishizhijianyouxiangbumingbainaliyouwenti。
（ding！zheibianshiwanjiayaoyunyangdenvdi，qingwanjiajiangnvdiyunyangchengzheigeshijiezuiqiangdadecunzai，daoshihouwanjiabianketongshiyongyouhenvditongyangdexiuwei，bingqiekeyifanhuiwanjiadeshijie！xitongjinglingjijiangxiaxian，youzhinengrenjiweiwanjiajiedananti，zaicizhuwanjiawandeyukuai！zaijian！dududu……）
【？？？】
guxiaobaiyouxiemangran，tongzizheishishenmeyisi？
zenmeganjuezheitongzihaoxiangzaitaopao？
buguoxianzaitagaizenmeban？
不对！
buyinggaiyouxinshoulibaodema？
【tongzi！wodexinshoulibaoni？】
（ding！qingwanjiachongzhiyikexiapinlingshi，kejiesuoxinshoudalibao！）
【？？？】
guxiaobaiwenyandunshidengdaleyanjing，haiyaochongzhi？
问题来了！
他哪里有灵石？
【tongzi！nishibushishale？wogangchuanyue，naliyoulingshi？】
（ding！xitongjiancedaowanjiayoulingshi，qingwanjiajishichongzhi……）
【？？？】
guxiaobaitingdaoxitongdehuida，youxiewuyu，buguojirannishuoyou……neijiuyouba！
【那你给我充！】
（ding！wanjiachongzhi1kelingshi！bingxiaofeijiesuoxinshoudalibao，qingqueding！）
【嗯嗯……】
（ding！wanjiachongzhichenggong！）
（ding！gongxiwanjiahuodexinshoudalibao！）
（ding！xinshoudalibaodakaichenggong，wupinruxia:
1.shentong·tunshi:keyitunshishijianrenhewanjiakejiechubingwufadongdandeshiwu，bingzhuanhuachengwanjiadenengliang！
2.shentong·shishenyiji：huijusuoyounenglianghuazuoyidaogongji，wanjiachuxudenengliangyueduo，weiliyueqiang！
3.shentong·guoshoubuwang：renhewanjiajiechuguodegongfashunjianbianhui。
4.zhujileitingfu：keshiyongchuyidaozhujiqideleitinggongji，jindanqizhixiabisiwuyi。）
guxiaobaikanzhemianqiantongzichuanlaidexinxi，buyoudemanyidediandiantou，zheilingshihuadezhi，tebieshizheilingshihaibushitade！
【ei？haibucuoyo！jiranruci，neijiuyongleitingfushalezheixiao……e，damao，zaitunshita！】
（ding！qingwanjiayuyunyangmubiaogoutong！）
【？？？shenmeyisi？】
（ding！yinbukekangjudeyuanyin，wanjiamuqianchengweileyunyangmubiaodezuoshou，ruowanjiayaochushou，qingzuncongyunyangmubiaodeyiyuan……）
【shawanyi？chengweileyunyangmubiaodezuoshou？】
顾小白惊呆了！
tazhongyumingbaixitongjinglingweishenmepaole！
yaoshoule！wochenglenvdidezuoshou……
“……”