第1章 今晚老婆不在家

di1zhangjinwanlaopobuzaijia

“laogong,bangwonayixiayujin。”

“......”

“laogong,laogong?nitingdedaoma?”

yushilichuanchuliwupindieluodeshengyin,laopodeshengyinzaicixiangqi:“wuwuwu,laogong,woshuaidaole,nikuaiguolaikanyixia。”

erwoqueshiduozaichuangxiasesefadou,buganfachurenheshengyin。

yinweiwoqingchudijide,10fenzhongqianwodelaopogangchulemen,haimeiyouhuilai。

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laopoyaochumengenguimiguangjie,woxiaozhezhufutachumenzhuyianquan,xianchangqifendunshihanqingmaimai,niyiwonong。

guanshangmenhou,woshushuangditangzaifangjiandechuangshang,laopochumenle,taishuangle!meicilaopochumenheguimizaijia,liuwoyirenzaijiadeshihou,bianshiwoshaoyoudeziyoushijian。

wolansandipazaichuangshang,fanzhaoqishoujilitongxunluxiongdidedianhua,“ng......neixiaoziganghaojintianyexiujia,jintiankeyiwangeshuangle。”wohuanxiangzhehexiongdiyiqi**didaxinmaideyouxi,xiangxiangjiurangrenrexuefeiteng。

zheishi,yushilituranchuanchushuiliudeshengyin,laopodeshengyinjiezhexiangqi:“laogong!wowanglenayujin,nibangwonaguolai。”

“zheigunianghaishineimeshahuhu。”woxinlimomotucaoyiju,danbijingshizijidelaopo,wobuchongsheichong?

zhengdangwozhunbeidakaifangmenqunayujinshi,turan,yidaojingleibandexiangfapidaolewodenaonei。

“wolaopo,bushigangchumenma?”

“......”

“wohuantingle?”woxiayishixiangdao。

danyushilideshuiliushenghuahuazuoxiang,woquedingzijimeiyoutingcuo。

wozhouzhemeitouzixihuixiang,nandaoshilaopolinshijuedinghuilaixigezaozaichumen,ranhouwoloutinglekaimensheng?kepiankehouwoyaoleyaotou,budui。

wojiademenbingbushidianzimen,ershitiesuomumen,qiefangmenlaojiuweixiu,meicidakaidouhuifachujudadeshengxiang。

“nei......yushiliderenshishei?”wogandaozuichunfagan,buganzaijixuxiangxiaqu。

“laogong,laogong!nitingdedaoma?”

laopodeshengyinyouturanchuanlai,jiangwoheleyitiao,zheiciwotingdezhenqie,jiushizijialaopodeshengyin。

wozhangshuyikouqi,gaojiezijibuyaoxiangtaiduo,shuobuding,zhendeshiwomeiyoutingdaokaimenshengni?

yushiliyouchuanlaiwupinshuailuodeshengyin,bansuizhelaopoweiqubabadekuhansheng:“wuwuwu,laogongwoshuaidaole!kuaiguolaifuyixiawo。”

“shenme?!”wolianmangxiangyaoguoquchakanqingkuang,danshoujiyouqiahaodanchujitiaoxinxi,faxinrendebeizhushangxiezhe——laopo。

“xixixi。laogong,zheijianaixichaohaohe!xiaciwodainilaihe!”

xinxizhongfudaiyizhangzhaopian,wozhanweiweidinaqishoujifangda,zhaopianli,wodelaopozuoshounazhenaixi,youshoulanzhetadenvguimi,xiaoxixididuizhejingtou。

“wodelaopozaiwaimianhenaicha。”

“na......”woshoudoudenabuwenshouji,shuailuozaidi,fachushengxiang,“jializheigeren......”

“是谁?”