第1章
“feiwu，nihaizaimocengshenme？jintianshijiazuyinianyidudeshenghui！nixiangyaorangwomenyijiarendouchidaome？”yigejiansuankebodenvrenhandao。
jiangfengwenyan，hunshenyigeduosuo，jimanghuidao：“jiukuaihaole，ma，yidingbuhuidanwunimenshijiande！”
“zhenshide，zhenbushizhidaodangshilaoyezishizenmexiang，zhaonizheigefeiwuruzhui！”nvrenyibianshuozheyibianduizhejingzizhaolezhao。
zheishiyigenvzichuxianzaiketing，liuyemei、shuangyanmingliang，fusenenbai，titaiqingying，shuangtuixiuzhang，kanzhechufangdefangxiang，dandandeshuodao：“ma，shijianhailaideji，nibuyaozaicuile，jiusuanwomenxianzaiguoqu，tamenyebuhuigaokanniyiyande！”
“zhishaobuhuiaima！”nvrenmeihaoqideshuodao。
jiangfengtoutoudekanleyiyanketingdenvzi，xinzhongtanlekouqi。
anjiaqi，bucuo！shitadelaopo。
jiangfengyoumingwushidelaopo，buguocongjiehundaoxianzaitaliananjiaqideshoudoumeiyoupengguo！
zhengyinweianjiaqidepiaoliangheyouxiu，cairangzheisannianlaianjiaqishoujinanjiadebaiyan，zheiyeranganjiaqihenjiangfengrugu！
gangcaihemajiangfengdenvrenshitadeyuemukanglijun，zidajiangfengjinmenjiukanbushangta。
jiangfengbenshijingshijiangjiadizi，shoujianrenxianhai，taodaozhongzhou，qiahaobeianjialaoyezisuojiu，anjialaoyezizaikanjianjiangfengbozishangdexuepeihou，yiranjuedingjiangzijizuitengaidesunnvjiajijiangfeng。
自此江枫入赘安家！
zhishimeixiangdaoanlaoyeziyinianhouguixi，zhisidoumeishuochujiangfengdeshenfen！
tahuozhedeshihoujiangfenghaihao，tasile，jiangfengzhijiezhuirudiyu，liandaizheanjiaqiyijiadejiazudiweiyeshiyiluoqianzhang......
sannianlai，jiangfengconglaimeiyoufangqiguobaochou，zhishiwudaogenjibeihui，rentazenmexiuliandouwujiyushi！meiridouhuozaiwufashourenchourendetongkuzhong！
kanzheketinglikandoubuxiangkanzijiyiyandeanjiaqihaiyoumanlianyanezhisedekanglijun，jiangfenglianshangmeiyouyisibiaoqing。
“feiwu，haolemeiyou？doujidianle！”ketinglichuanlaikanglijunbumandehoujiaosheng，yibianshuozheyibianzouxiangchufang。
wenyan，jiangfengjimanghandao：“haole，ma，chuguole！”
shuowanjiangfengshuliandejiangguolidecaishengchu，youjianggezhongchishiduanshanglecanzhuo。
jianzaocanyijingzhunbeihao，kanglijundunangleyiju：“haizhenshinengchinengladefeiwu，bumabuganhuo！”
anjiaqikanzheshulianbaifangcanjudejiangfeng，yanshenzhongshanguoyisiyane。
yaobushigujianjiademingsheng，tazaojiuxianghejiangfenglihunle。
kandaojiangfengweiweinuonuodebiaoqing，anjiaqihenbudeshangqujijiangfenglianggebazhang。
tameiyoubeijing，youdianzhenbenshiyexinga！
可是整整三年了！
tazaijiali，chulesaodi、xiyi、zuofan，conglaimeiyouganguoqitashi！
anjiaqishizaixiangbuchuzheigefeiwujiujingshinadianrangyeyekanzhong！
yixiangzuitengaizijideyeyejingranjiangzijijiajiyigefeiwu！
jiangfengqueshizaoyixiguan，anjiaqiduizijitaidujiangfengmeiyoubandianbuman，liangrenzaimeiyourenheganqingjichudeqingkuangxia，jiajiziji，congtianzhijiaonvlunweizhongrendexiaobing，jiangfengqishihenlijieanjiaqi。
lingyifangmian，zicongbeijiangjiaganchulaizhihou，jiangfengbuduandezaigaojiezijiyaohuozhe，yidingyaohuozhe！
suoyi，jishianjiaderenzaikanbuqita，jiangtadangzuoyigebaomushi，shenzhibaomudouburu，jiangfengyiranrenshouzhe。
tashizhongjinjiyigeshishi，tayijingbushijiangjianeigeyongyouzhezhongduoguanghuandedashaoyele！
rujintazhishiyigegouyancanchuan，zhiweihuozhedeshangmennvxu！
“yihuiwomenzouleyihou，bawuzidasaoganjinghou，nizaiqu！daolejiudian，zijizhaogejiaoluolianjingdedaizhe，buyaoluanshuohua！tingjianmeiyou！”kanglijunkanzhejiangfengyilianbunaifandeshuodao。
“zhidaole，ma！”jiangfengyingleyisheng。
yipangdeanjiaqiqueshimeitouyizhoudeshuodao：“jintianjiangfenghaixuyaoqume？”
“niyiweiwoxiangrangtaqua！shijiazulideguiding，jiazushenghuisuoyoujiazuchengyuanbixudao！”kanglijunmeihaoqideshuodao，“nandaowobuzhidaotaquleshizanmenjiadiuren？”
jiangfengduanzhewandunzaichufanglitingzhekanglijunheanjiaqideduihua，lianshangmeiyousihaobolan。
zheixietazaojiuxiguanle，jialiweiyibujitaliansekanderenjiushitabuzaijiadeyuefuanjinshanle！
dengdaoanjiaqihekanglijunchiwanzaocan，lianzhaohudoumeiyouhejiangfengda，zhijiechulejiamen！
jiangfengsuijichulaishoushicanju，kanzhezhuoshangdelangjie，jiangfengyijiumiansepingdandeshoushizhe。
上门女婿不如狗！
“hu！”jiangfengzichaodetuchuyikouqi。
dinglingling，jiangfengdedianhuaxiangqi，kanzhelaidianshang，anjiaqidemingzi，nannanziyudao：“yidingshiwangjiledaishenmedongxi！”
“jiangfeng，niandushenghui，suoyourendouyaojinainaisongliwu，nihaishiqumaiyijianlipinba！”dianhualichuanlaianjiaqibinglengdeshengyin。
“e，ng......keshi......！”jiangfengyouxieyouyudeshuodao。
nazhedianhuadeanjiaqizhoulezhoumeitou，bunaifandewendao：“keshishenme？shuo！”
“womeiqian！”jiangfengzhongyushuochulexinzhonghua。
“niweishenmejiubunengzhaodianshizuo，sannianlenichianjiade，huaanjiade......suanle，wogennishuozheixieganshenme，nizhishigefeiwubale，yihuiqianzhuanjini！”anjiaqideyuqilichongmanbishihewunai。
guaduandianhuadejiangfengshoujilishoudaoyitiaoyinxingdexinxi。
jiangfengkanleyanshijian，likedongzuomalidekaishishoushi，huanshanglesuoyouyifuzhongzuitimiandeyitaoyifuhou，jiuchumenle。
laidaoguwanshichang，jiangfengsuiyidezaixiaotanshangtiaoxuanzhe。
duiyujiangfenglaishuo，yongyouxiandezijin，jiuzhinengpingjiezijicengjingdajiazushaoyedeyanlishishiyunqi，kannengbunengjianloudaoshangdangcidedongxi。
jingguoyifantiaoxuan，jiangfengtiaoxuanleyifuzihua，haisuanguodequ，anjialaonainaishidajiaguixiuchushen，duizihuadexiaichengdujianzhidaolefakuangdedibu。
dengdaojiangfengcongguwanshichangchulaideshihou，kanleyanshijian，faxianjuliyanhuikaishideshijian，haiyoulianggexiaoshi。
tabingbudasuanquneimezao，yinweijishiquletayeshizuoweianjiaquanjiadexiaobing，bujinzijiyaochengshoulingru，jiuliananjiaqiyeyaogenzheshouzui，haiyouneigexiangfenggouyiyangdezhangmuniang......
xiangxiangjiangfengdoubujindalegelengzhan！
“chi！”yidaochacheshengxiangqi，dangjiangfengtaiqitoudehoujiukanjianyiliangjichidepaochezhengzhuangxiangziji，suijibianbushengrenshi。
cheshangxialaiyigeershiduosuidenianqingpiaoliangnvzi，linglongdeshenduan，nenbaidepifu，liuyemeiguazilian，cishizhengyilianjinghuangdekanzhedishangdejiangfeng。
cishidejiangfengzhengyilianxianxuedetangzaidishang，fenbuqingdaodishinaliliuchulaidexue。
“hailengzheganshenmea？kuaikankanrenyoushimeiyou！”
weiguanderenjianmeinvshalengzaidangchang，jimangshuodao。
zhongrenqishoubajiaodejiangjiangfengfuqilai，meinvdalejijiudianhua。
zhishisuoyourendoumeiyouzhuyideshi，neikuaiguazaijiangfengbozishangdexueseyupeizaizhanshangjiangfengdexianxuehou，fachuyidaoyinhuideguangmang。
“jiangfeng，nigandehaoshi！chusheng！”laozuzongshengsejulidemadao！
“tainainai，wo......”
“tainainai，woyaoshourenzheigexiaoren！”
“jiangfeng，zheiyizhangshitiwolaopodade！”
“shaoye，bieguaiwo！wodehuoxiaqu！”
hunmizhongdejiangfengnaozhongbuduandehuixiangzhesannianqianzijibeijiangjiazhiyusidideqingxing。
cishiyidaoshengyinzaijiangfengdenaozhonghuidangzhe：
“yi！wudaogenjijinhui？miaozai！miaozai！”
“rujinwobiansongniyichangzaohua！”
“jidexuepei，jishiyuanfen！”
“jinriqi，niweiwoyaozuzhitu！”
“niwudaogenjibeihuizhenghaoshihexiulianwodexuangong，dangshiyuanfen！”
“zheixieshiwobishengsuoxue，tuerdingyaohaohaozhangwo！”
“dangxuanhujiushi、zhibingjiuren！”
“tuer！qieji！qieji！”
“为师去也！”