第1章 抓人,我们是专业的。

柿子坪社区。

lierihongkaoleyitiandexiaoquguangchangkanbitiebanshao。

jishigeguangchangwudamazaishangmianhuisahanshui,shituyongshentidetongkulaijianqingkoufuzhiyudailaidezuie。

relaguntangdewuqu,rangbenlaijiuyintianqierbiandefuzaodeshimingengjiazaodong。

yishenjingfudegaomaodaizhefujingliujian,jidaolelingwudanianggenqian。

shuaiqidelianpangshangdaizheshanyidexiaorong。

“dashener,mafanninjiangyinliangdiaodi,shengyintaidale。”

dashenerpiaolegaomaoyiyan,jixushouwuzudao,koushangquebunaidishuodao:“nimenjingchayeguandetaikuanleba?zheishigonggongquyu,woxiangzafangjiuzafang。”

“dannizheiyijingyingxiangdaobierenxiuxile。”

dashenercaidaodagaishiyourenbaolejing,naole:“xiuxi?tiandoumeihei,zhudoubudaishuizheimezaode。”

suirangaomaorujinghaibudaoliangyue,danjianxiqizhanga!tayesuanjianshiguohenduolingyalichidedamale。

qishitaneixindui“lingyalichi”zheigexingrongciyongzaizheilishihenjujuede,danyongchikoudushe、jiansuankebo、eyaneyudengzheileicihuirongyiyinqifenzheng,weilebubeidaishangyiding“tiaoqirenminneibumaodun”demaozi,tazhinengweiquyixiaduifangle。

好在它也不会反对。

gaomaojixunaixindiquanshuo。

“dashen,mafannipeiheyixia,doushizuolinyoushede,naodetaijiangyebuhaobushi?”

daniangzhongyubutiaole,numuyuandeng:“laoniangjinergehaizhenjiubupeihele!laoniangjiuyaokankan,shinageshaqiandaodeduoguanxianshi,zhenshilianbipiguhaida……”

yipangtiaowudedashenmenyedoubutiaole,fenfenweishanglai,niyizuiwoyijudibanglingwurenshuohua。

qizhongyouyijigeshishangdedayerangrangshengzuida。

“ting!”gaomaoyeshibeihezhele,daheyisheng,“liuge,luxiang!”

errenqishidoudailezhifajiluyi,danliujiantinglegaomaodehuahou,moqidikuaisuquxiazhifajiluyi,binggaojuqilai,jingtousaoguoxianchangdemeiyigeren。

“woxianzaimingquegaozhinimen,nimendexingweiyijingweifanle《zaoyinwuranfangzhifa》he《luanchenghuanjingzaoshengguanlitiaoli》,qingnilijizhongzhinimendexingwei,fouzewomenjiangyifayuyichufa!”

huayuqingxidichuanruzaichangzhirendeerzhong,meigezidoutouluzhezhengyilinran。

“lv1yuyanzhenshe+1(2/10)。”

“lv1yuyanzhenshe+1(3/10)。”

“……”

“yuyanzhenshedengjitisheng。”

“lv2yuyanzhenshe+1(11/100)。”

“……”

“lv2yuyanzhenshe+1(35/100)。”

bantoumingdezimuzaigaomaoshiyezuoshangjiaofengkuangdanchu,kegaomaofangfoxialeyan,jiemaodoumeidouyixia。

daoshizhouweideguangchangwudadaye、damabeizhenzhule,tebieshizuihoujigezituchu,xinzangpupuzhitiao,quanchangqishiyixiaziweimilebushao。

tamenzhishidanchundebuxiangjiangdaoli,erbushibudongfa。

shenpangdeliujianjingedimiaolegaomaoyiyan,xiaogaobuyizhidoushibuwenbuhuodechenwenfanerma?zenmeturanjianbiqizheimezhong?

转性了?

lingwudaniangxingxingdihengleyisheng,buqingbuyuandijiangyinxiangdeyinliangdiaodi。

gumozheshengyindadijiangdaole60fenbeiyixia,taqishenhuishou,zhaohudajiajiezhezoulejiezhewu,yifubuxiangzaidalirendemoyang。

suirangaomaohenxiwangdangshishuangfangdounengxinpingqihedijieshouguizezhixiadejieguo,danrenxinzheidongxi,wangwangzhixihuanzhanzailijidejiaoduqusikaowenti。

所以,不能强求。

tadexintaiyizhidouzheiyangpinghe,shenzhizaizaoshangchifandeshihou,shoucikandaoshiyezhongchuxian“lv1jinshi+1(1/10)”ziyang,dounengxinpingqihedijiangyiwanfanchiwan。

liujianjianshiqingyijingjiejue,zhongxinjiangzhifajiluyiguazaixiongqian,lehehedidao:“maogeer,nigangcaineiqizhi,kubile!”

高茂笑笑。

maogeershitongshijitaqudewaihao,benlaizhiqianshimaogeerde,jiaozhejiaozhejiuchenglemaogeer。

“danwojiuxiangbumingbai,niweishenmejiumeinvpengyouni?”

gaomaodexiaorongzhujianxiaoshi。

liujianxiaole,niuqudexinlidedaomanzu。

tadoujigaomaojieshaoshiduogexiangqinduixiangle,danquemeiyigechenggongde,zheirangyiguanzixuyuelaozaishidetahenshoudaji。

gangkaitiaodelingwudamayixiazitinglexialai,kafendelianxiaodexiangcanlandechuju。

“nizhenmeiyounvpengyou?”

gaomaoyikanduifangneibiaoqing,limadao:“buhaoyisi,womenhaiyoushiqingxuyaochuli,zaijian。”

shuoba,tatuozheliujianfeikuaiditaolilezheishifeizhidi。

领舞大妈很懊恼……

“maogeer,kanneidaniangdeyangzi,kendingshiyaojinijieshaonvpengyou。”

“buranni?”gaomaofanyinghenpingdan。

“???”

haimeilaidejihuidaojingchepang,gaomaoshoujixiangleqilai。

是所里打来的。

qishitadaileduijiangji,danzheiwanyierdaolediantihuozhedixiashijiumeilexinhao,duoshaoyouxiejileile。

zhishishangmianyaoqiuruci,zuoweiniumadetamen,genbenwulifankang。

“xiaogao,dongyangdajiudianyourendajia,nimenlikeganguoqu。baojingdianhuashi13x42323323。”

“hao!”gaomaoguaduandianhua,zhudongzuojinlejiashishi,jiangchefadong。

liujianjinlefujiashi,shunshouanshanganquandai:“maogeer,niyiqianbushibuxihuankaichema?”

“nizheishifeibang!”gaomaosaoleyiyanzuoyouhoushijing,xunsujiangchefadong。

“lv1qichejiashijishu+1(2/10)。”

bansuizhewenzitiaodong,naozilizidongfuxianchuxuduoguanyujiashidejiqiao,suirandabufenshizhiqianjiaxiaolixueguode,danwenguerzhixin,yebucuo。

xuezhishizheizhongshiqing,sheibuxihuan?genghekuangzheiyoubuxuyaohuaqianmaiguangpan。

liujiandaomeizhenqujiujiezheishiqing,chema,zhiyaokongzhihaochesu,biepianlefangxiang,sheikaibushikaini?

tasuikoudunangleyiju:“wojuedelaoyangyinggaiquqingfengshanshangzhixiangle,zheiyitiandejingqingjiumeiduanguo。”

“haihaoba,gebihongqiaosuoqiantianwanshangneiqirushi**an,xianzaihaiyidiantouxudoumeiyou,xingjingdaduihehongqiaosuodouzaimeirimeiyedizoufangdiaochani。”

“这人渣!”

yiluxianche,henkuaijingcheshirugaoyangdajiudiandixiatingchechang,liujianxianjibaojingrendaledianhua,quedingleloucenghou,zheicaijinledianti。

dangerrenlaidaoshifadidian,xianchangzhihunluan,rangliujianzheigejianguanlegezhongdachangmiandelaofujingdouzashebuyi。

menyijingliekaile,muzhasanluoyidi。

yigenvrenzuozaichuangshang,yishanbuzheng,zhengshangxindichouqizhe。

lingyouyigesanshiduosuidenvrenzhanzaijiaoluoli,shenshangdebaisetxuyouxiezhezhou,yizhanglianzhangdezihong,nufachongguan。

yaobushijigejiudiangongzuorenyuanlanzhe,tagumozhenengfeipuguoqu。

“sheibaodejing?”yijingdangleyinianjianxijing、xianyouzhengshirujingyigeduoyuedegaomaoyebusuanxinjing,henshipingjingdilailejukaichangbai。

“wo!”neichuanbaisetxudenvrenlimadashengdao,tingshengyinbuxiangshibendiren。

“怎么个情况?”

“zheijiannvrentouren!gouyinwolaogong。woqinyankandaotahewolaogongjinlejiudian。”

“nihushuo!feibang!”chuangshangdenvrenyanmianzhengbian。

liujianhuanshileyiquanfangjian,renbuzhuwendao:“nilaogongzainaer?”

baitxunvrenfenfenrandao:“woliqixiao,zhuanglebantianmencaidakai,neihundankendingshicongchuanghupaole。”

“dajie,zheishiershiqilou!”shishangpiaoliangdejiudianjinglibiemeneryouwunaidishuodao,tongshihuitoumanshilianmindisaoleyiyansuileyididemen。

mendezhiliangkendingshihaode,suichengzheiyangtashizhenmeixiangdao。

gaomaomeishuohua,haoqididaliangqizhouweidehuanjing。

dangtamuguangsaoguozhuoshangdeyigezhenkongbuxiugangkoubeishi,naozirenbuzhumaochuyisiyihuo。

“zheibuxiangshinvrenyongdebeizi。”

huran,shiyezuoshangjiaodanchuleyigezimu。

“lv1xianchangkancha+1(1/10)。”

bansuizhetishi,tanaoziliduolexieguanyuxianchangkanchadezhishi。

ng,zhishaoyouyibenshudeliang

高茂愣了一下。

zheizimushicongjintianzaoshangkaishidande,zheigeguochengzhongtachujingshiyuqi,kanguodeyujingqingxiangguandewujianyeyoubushao,weiheweiduzheishuibeichufalexianchangkancha?

xiankan,yibanshizhixingshifanzuixianchangkancha。

xiangdaoxingshi,gaomaoyixiazixingfenqilai。

buxiangligongdejingchabushihaojingcha,suirangaomaoxintaiwenrulaogou,danduiligongyeshiyoukewangde。

“liuge,nixianlejieyixiaqingkuang。”

gaomaobolanbujingdijiaodaileyiju,biankaishizaifangjianlisouxunqilai。

jiexialaitakandaodewujianmeizaidanchurenhetishi,zhidaotakandaochuanghushangyanchujigeweibukechadezhiyin。

“lv1xianchangkancha+1(2/10)。”

zhiyindejiezhishihuichen,henzaluan,wenlibeipohuaiyanzhong。

“renshicongchuanghutaozoude?”

jiudiandechuanghubutongyuqita,tadouzuoguofangchuanyuesheji,gumozheyeshidanxinkerenfanchuangtiaolou,ranhouzhaojiudiansuopei。

dongyangdajiudiankefangdechuanghumeiyouquanfengsi,zaituikaibolichuanghou,waicengdefanghuchuangshangyanyouyigeyichijianfangdehuokou,shiliuzuojianxiuyongde。

daobushishuodongyangdajiudianbupakerentiaolou,fanghuchuangdezuidazuoyongshijijiudianfangyigezaifatingshangbianjiedezhicheng。

suhuashuoyanwangnandangsongsidegui,diantimenbifanghuchuangdefanghuxingnenggaoduoleba,buyeyouyongshiyijiaochuaikai,ranhouyongganditajinqu?

gaomaobanlebayizizhanshangqu,ranhoushentouwangwaikanleyiyan。

tasuiranmeiyoukonggaozheng,danjinbaimidegaoduhaishilingrenxinzhan。

gaomaohuranzhuanguotou,zhengsewendao:“jijia,nizhenduandingnilaogongshicongchuanghutaozoude?”

liujianyijingdengjiledangshifangdemingzi,gaomaoyezhidaolebaoanrenjiaojijia。

jijiayingzhebozidao:“kendingshi!nimenbixudebatazhuachulai,yaoshichulibuhao,woyaoqutousunimen!”

liujiandezuichunxidonglesanxia,yigeyinjiedoumeibengchulai。

gaomaodao:“fangxin!zhuaren,womenshizhuanyede。”

shuoba,tazhuantouduiliujianshuodao:“liuge,mafanniqucheshangyitang,qujigewuzhengdaishanglai。”

liujianyileng,suishuojingchedehoubeixiangliqueshiyouwuzhengdai,danjingchedehoubeixianglishenmemeiyouni?you,bingbudaibiaozhehuiyong。

zaishuole,zheijiuyizhuajianyinqidejiufen,zuiduoyejiushijijiashexianguyisunhuigongsicaiwu,nandaoyongwuzhengdaibamenzhuanghuiqu?