军训被当成校花的牛马跟班后,全家杀疯了第1章

第1章

daxuejunxun,yilianlaoshixiangdewobeirenmingweiqingchunbanhuadeniumagenban。

tamamayitianyaowobaobeiershici,congxizaofangshaidaochifanshuijue。

tadehunzinanyoumeitianfawoyikuaier,weixiewodangtamendeaiqingbaoan。

yanlidenianqingjiaoguanyibianyutadaqingmaqiaoyibianbawodangzuotadetifa。

taohaoxingrengedewoyizhijinlirennai,zhidaojunxunwanneitianbanhuazaijiudianheqitananrenkaifang。

tamendangchangfafengyiyigekanguanbulidezuimingbawotongsi。

zhonglaiyishi,huidaotamawenwobanhuadaretianyoumeiyouhaohaoheshuishi。

wohuifu:“shide,ninguaiqiaodenvertiantianhehuangmaoqinzui。”

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gangdawanzidianjifasong,junxundejiaoguanmashangnushengjinggao:

“woyizhuanshenjiutoutouwanshouji?zaijiwojiazhanyixiaoshidejunzi!shenmeshihouxunianhuitizhengbuleshenmeshihouchengfajieshu。”

shuowantaguyikanxiangzhengzaishuyinxiaxieliangheshuidebanhua。

banhuatingdaozheihuamengqiangyikoushui,shengshengbiechuyanleihoucaikongsujiaoguanguyizhenduita。

nianqingdenanjiaoguanlengheng:“zhiyaonixunlianhaolewojiubufata,zaishuoletashentizhuangshizhanyixiaoshieryibuchengwenti。”

banhuaduzhezuimeibanfa,zhinenghenghengjijidefashitahuihaohaotizhengbu,nengbunengbachengfajiangdaobanxiaoshi。

jiaoguanchuimoudaying,zhuanshenduishangwoturanlitabuzusanshilimidelian。

taheyitiaohougaoshengdahe:“nizenmelaizheier!shanziweikangzhilingzhezaijiafayixiaoshi!”

yimibajidenanrenzhanzaiwomianqianfahuoshiweishelishizu。

qianshiwojiushitailaoshicaitingtashuoshenmejiuzuoshenme,lianweibierentifadeshidounengrenshou,zuihouquebeitadidaobeibanhuadehuangmaonanyoutongsi。

zheiyiciwoqingleqingsangzigangxiangshuohuabanhuaxiankaikoule。

“jiaoguannibunengzheimeduilinwan,ruguoyaofajiulianwoyiqifahaole。”

xunianangshouleiyanwangwangkantajiaoguanditouyilianwunai。

pangbianbuzhiqingdetongxueqizuibashebaguaqilai:

“**jiezhenshirenmeixinshan,juranyuanyiweilepengyouyiqishoufa。”

“daolishizheimegedaoli,danshizhiyouwohenhenkedaolema?tamenzhanyiqihaoxiangbadaojiaoguantiantianchongdexianshibana,duiwoyanjingtaiyouhaole。”

jirendeshengyinbudayebuxiao,ganghaogouwomenyiqitingdao。

xuniandeerduoshunjianranshanghongse,jiaochendiduijiaoguansajiao:“jiaoguan,nijiufangguolinwanyimaba。”

jiaoguanchongnidanjujue:“buxing,jiranshijunxunjiubixuzunshoujilv。”

ranhouzhuanshenyilianlengsekanzhewo:

“ruguowoshudaosangeshunihaibuquzhanjunziwozhinengzainiqitianhoudebaogaoshangrushixieming。”

xuniantinghoulianmangtuituiwodeshou,“linwan,womenxuexiaodejunxunbaogaohuiyingxiangqimodezonghesuzhipingjia,chenjiaoguanhaimeifahuoniganjinjitarengecuoba。”

我笑了。

shuodehaoxiangtaduoguanxinwoside,yebuzhidaowobeifashiyinweishei。

woyibatuikaitadeshou,xiangqiqianshitayilianwunaishizexuanyaodeshuojiaoguanhaoxiangduitayouyisi,tabuhuiyingsuoyijiaoguancaizongshizhenduiyutazouzuijindewo。

neishiwolaoshidanzhengyi,yingshengshengkangzhuyinweixunianjunxunbuzizoudebuhaodeshucizefa,zhongshuledoubukendaoxiajiupaxunianxinruanrangjiaoguandecheng。

xianzaidewozejianqibuzhinageqitajiaoguanfangcaopingshangdekuoyinqi,dahan: