第1章 别给我找事

“nvshenfuyouxilingjiangdangwandiexiabanlitai!”

“fujiaqianjinfuyouxishuaidao,shixumouyijiuhaishiyiwai?”

“lunnvxingboyanqiude108zhongfangshi!”

dingzhekuaisushangshengderesou,nvrenheizhelianzuozaishafashang,qiyadunshididelihai。

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hualuo,wanjielianliandalejigedianhuayaoqiuchexiaresou,binglianxituanduilijigongguan。

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“zheibushifuqianbeime,ninbuhaohaoxiuxizenmelaiwomenzheibianle?”lixingranshuozhe,wuzuixiaolechulai,tachuanzheyijianfensededuanqun,rangfuyouxizuooudelihai。

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“zheilishierxianyanyuanxiuxidedifang,jingbuqinindeguijiao,kuangqie——”

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“pa”deyishengxiang,zhenggexiuxishidouzhengzhule,yixiemeiyoubeijingdenvxinghedebuqing,lianmangtuilechuqu,sheidoubugantangzheitanghunshui。

“是你推的我。”

fuyouxishuodedanran,tabohongdechunjiaoweitiao:“dangshiwoshenbianzhiyouni,lixingran,niwozhijianjiubuyongmainongle,haishishuo,niyaogaosuwo,shiwozijishuaixiaqudeyuniwuguan?”

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bushishuotagenlelaonanrenjiushishuotagouyinweichengniannantuan。

shoulideziyuandoushigendaoyanshuilaide。

tatangtangfujiaqianjinyaozheixiehaixuyaoqiuren?

buguoshishunfengshunshui,laotianzhuizheshangfanbale。

fuyouximouseliqueluzhehenyizhuaguolixingrandeshou,batatuizailedishang,shengyinhanliangdeyourujinleshui:“haowanme?”

“ni,nijingrangantuiwo?nisuanshenmedongxi?”

“woshishenmedongxi?”fuyouxizoujin,gaogenxiebupianbuyidecaizailetadeshouxinshang,henhendeluolejiao。

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“man?”nvrenxiaodewenwan,querangrenbeihoumengdiyizhenfamao:“kewobuxiangdengzenmeban?”

wanle,shinaodadehua,haohaodeyizhangjuxingwangpaikejiuzazaitashoulile。

wanjieshenhuyikouqi,gaosuziji:lengjing!lengjing!

“咚咚咚”

menturanxiangle,jiyouguilv,quedaizheburongkangjudecuicugan。

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