第1章

“dafu,woerzizenmeyangle?”

“shiadafu,nidaoshishuohuaa~”

“hunshenshangxiashijichufensuixingguzhe,zangqiyeyoubutongchengdudesunshang,liangchuxueguansuilie,haozailoucengdi,yaoburanzheitiaomingwoshijiubuhuilaile。”

……

bingchuangshang,luranhuanhuanzhengkaiyan,yanqianyizhenmenglong。

bingfangwaimianjirendeduihuayixichuanruerzhong。

粉碎性骨折?

血管碎裂?

楼层低?

jigeziyanxunsuzainaodailiguoleyibian,luranyanjingshunjiandengdelaoda,“womeisi?”

ershiliuloudeloucengyebudilea~

anzhaolixuedinglv,zijicongzheigegaodushuaixialai,yinggaijiunengshengxiayitanlannicaidui。

kexianzaizijijingranqijibandehuolexialai?

“嘶~”

shentigechuchuanlaidezuanxindetengtongrangtabuyoudeyizhenziyaliezui。

“燃燃,你醒了?”

“aiyouwodeera,nikehesimamale~”

“mamazaiyebubinikaoshenmejingchengdaxuele!”

“ranran,niyihoukebunengzaizuozheizhongshashile,bujiushi69gezhiyuanhuadangle68gema?”

“zanhaishengxiayigeni!”

……

luranhuanghuzhijian,yinanyinvlianggezhongnianrenjiucongbingfangwaitouchonglejinlai,fushenyidunkusu。

爸爸?

妈妈?

kanzheyanqianzheilianggejishuxiyoumoshengdemiankong,luranjuededanaoduoshaoyouxieduanlule。

京城大学?

滑档?

这又是什么玩意儿?

xiangzhe,luranjiuganjuenaoqiaoyizhentengtong,jinjiezhejiuhunjueguoqu,。

路燃做了一个梦。

yigejizhenshiyoumoshengdemeng。

他穿越了。

congyigekelianguibianchengleyigedaomeicui。

qianshitashidiqiushangyinweishiliancong26louyiyueerxiadekeliangui。

zaizheilitashigaokao671fenhuadang68gezhiyuandedaomeicui。

heqianshibutongdeshi,zaizheili,tayoufuzudejiating,youaitadebabamama,youcongchuzhongdaogaozhongyizhixieshougongjindeqingmeizhuma……

zheimehaodetiaojianyeyaotiaolou?

niyaotiaoyedezhaogegaodiandetiaoa,tiaosanlousuanshishenmebenshi?

luranfufeiyiju,zaicizhengkaileyan。

kanzheyanqianmanshijiqiedelianggeren,luranxinliqingchu,zheiyiqiedoubushimeng。

自己确实穿越了。

“爸,妈~”

路燃开口喊了一句。

“ba(ma)zaizheierni~”

liangrenjihuyikoutongshengdihuida。

“燃燃,你渴吗?”

“magangdaodeshui,haiwenzhe~”

“燃燃,你饿吗?”

“bagangmaidezhou,hairezhe~”

“燃燃……”

nanrenjiaolufei,nvrenjiaoqinmei,kanzheyanqianlianggeyijingnianguobanbairener,lurandexinyouyicibeichudongle。

taturanxiangqilediqiushangzijidefumu。

自己一跳了之了。

keshibeizijidediuxiadeliangweilaorengaizenmeduguoyushengni?

xiangdaozheili,lurankanxiangfumudeyanshenchongmanlekuijiu。

bujiushi69gezhiyuanhuadangle68gema?

zuihoubushihaiyougebaodidema?

xiangdaozheili,lurankaikoudao,“bama,daochengxueyuanshenmeshihoukaixue?”

“wozheibuhuidanwuleba?”

tingdaoluranzheimeshuo,lufeiheqinmeiliangrenduishiyiyan,manyandoushixinteng。

“nizheihaizi,shuaishaleba~”

qinmeimianqiangjichuyisixiaorong,“zanzijijiadexuexiao,nixiangnatiankaixuejiunatiankaixue~”

路燃:“???”

自己家的学校?

luranganjuexintiaodoumanlebanpai,suizhenaodaishenchujiyideronghe,luranzuijiaobuyoudefachuyishengkuxiao。

haojiahuo,qinmeishuodehaizhenmeimaobing。

zheidaochengxueyuanhaizhenshiluranjiakaide。

yisuominbanbenkezongheleigaoxiao。

xuexiaozonghepaimingzaidaocheng16suogaoxiaozhongweiliedi16ming。

dongshizhangjianxiaozhangzhengshitalaodie——lufei。

“jiushi,zanzijijiadexuexiao,nixiangnatianqujiunatianqu~”

“yihouzaixuexiao,nilaoda,wolaoer~”

老爹咧嘴说道。

kanxianglurandeyanshenlichuleniaihaishiniai。

kanzheyibenzhengjingdelaodie,luranmianpibushoukongzhideweiweichouchu,kenengshiyinweichoudonglemougenshenjing,xiayimiaojiutengdeziyaliezui。

kandelaoliangkouyizhenjiuxin。

“ranran,shinalibushufuma?”

“mazheijiuquhandafu~”

qinmeitaijiaojiuyaowangwaizou。

“meishierdema,xiuxiyihuierjiuhaole~”luranganjinshuodao。

“hao,neinixianxiuxi,wohenibaquwaimian。”

qinmeiyouxiebufangxindekanleyiyan,ranhoulazhelufeizouchulebingfang。

tingdaoqinmeihelufeiliangrenguanmendeshengyin,luranxinliweiweisongleyikouqi,haihaorongheleyixiejiyi,yaoburanhaizhenjiuyaoluxianerle。

benyiweiqianshinenggouyisilezhi,meixiangdaomingyunjingranrangtazailingyigeshijiehuoleguolai。

erqiehairangzijiyouleyigekaixuexiao……keke……xingfudejiating,。

bujiushi671fenshangminbandedaochengxueyuanma?

这叫事儿吗?

zheishiergaohaolehainengshangresouni……

buguojiranshichuanyue,neizongdeyoudianhebierenbuyiyangdedifangba?

xiangdaozheili,lurandexinsiyoukaishibiandehuoluoqilai。

qingshengdigu,“xitong?”

“你在吗?”

hanleyishengzhihou,bingmeiyourendaying。

luranduoshaoyouxiebuganxin。

“系统妹子?”

“系统哥哥?”

“系统儿子?”

“haoba,,xitongbaba,kuaichulaiba,wozhidaonizaide~”

……

这都不出来?

看来真就是没有了。

唉。

guorankumingderenhekuganchongjidoujuedeku。

bierenchuanyueyaomeyiyebaozengshigeyi,yaomeyiyehougongmantianfei~

zenmedaolezijishenshangjiushifensuixingguzhejiaxueguanpolieni?

zheimingxianweibeilechuanyuezhekaigualuna。

yucitongshi,bingfangwaimian,lufeiheqinmeiliangrendelianseyeyouxiebuhaokanle。

“zheixiemeitidebizizhendeshibigouhailing!”lufeilenghengyisheng。

xianran,lurantiaoloudeshiqingbingmeiyoumanguozheixiemeitilingmindexiujue。

“zhenjing!daochenggaokaozhuangyuan671fenhuadang!”

“daochenggaokaozhuangyuan671fenhuadangtiaolou!”

“daochenggaokaozhuangyuanhuadangtiaolou,shengmingweizaidanxi!”

……

zaizheigegaokaoredushangweixiaosandeshuji,daochenggaokaozhuangyuanluran671fenhuadangtiaoloudexinwen,henkuaijiuxiyinlechaodabeideredu。

buguoduanduanjigexiaoshideshijianjiuyijingdengdinglequanguozuidabaguajisandi——weiyouresoudiyiming。

“671fendounenghuadang?”

“开玩笑呢吧?”

“wocao,69gezhiyuanagemen,nizheishibaoleyueqiudaxuema?”

“woyoudianhaoqile,zheigemen69gezhiyuandaodidoubaolesha~”

“shican,,,buguozheiloutiaodeyoudianerkuia~”

“wentibuda,fuduyinian,lainianyoushiyitiaohaohan~”

……