第1章
“砰——！”
yishengmenxiang，bansuizheetouchuanlaidejutong，luyaoyaoganjuezijixiangshibeirencongwanzhangxuanyashangchuailexialai，linghunhaizaipiao，shentiyijingxianxingzhelu。
taxiayishixiangrounaodai，quefaxianshoujiaochenzhongdexiangshiguanleqian。
feilidixiankaichenzhongdeyanpi，rumushiyipianhuangyandexinghong，haiyouyiguziliezhixunxianghunhezheyaoweideguaiyiqixi，qiangdetachadiandangchangqushi。
“小姐醒了！”
“小姐醒了！”
yigejianxidenvshengzaitaerbianzhakai,zhendetaermowengwengzuoxiang。
luyaoyao：“......”
xingnigetouaxing，wohuaiyiwokuaibeinichaodeercichuanyuele！
jinjiezhe，yizhangkudelihuadaiyudemoshengxiaoliancouleguolai，shiyuanzhuneigejiaochunxidetieshenyahuan。
luyaoyaohualeyimiaozhongcongyuanzhuneidiankeliandejiyilibalachuzheigexinxi。
是的，她,陆夭夭。
ershiyishijiyouxiushechu，aoyejiabancusihou，feichangbuxingdijiarulechuanyuedajun，chuanchengledayuchaohubushilanglufeiyujiadedizhangnv。
yigetongmingtongxing、nianfangshiwu、chuanshuozhong“sanbuyichuan，wubuyike”debingyangzi。
erxianzai，zheiweibingyangzixiaojie，zhengtangzaiyizhangdiaohuafanfudebabuchuangshang，gaizhenengbarenyasidejinbei,zhouweiyiquanrenyinghuangdong，kukutiti，qifenneijiaoyige......sang。
luyaoyaoneixinfanlegejudadebaiyan。
bushibaasir，kaijujiujiwozhenggelingtangcosplay？
wozheishigangchuanguolaijiuyaobeirentaichuqudejiezou？
taxuruodixiangkaikouwenwenqingkuang，quetingjianwaijianchuanlaiyigelvexianjianruidenvsheng,daizhejifenbunaihekeyide“beishang”。
“laoyehaizaiqiantingjiedaidiaoyandebinke，daxiaojiezheixiang......keqianwanbunengzaichushenmechazile！”
“zheihaiziyeshimingku，gangmeileniang，zijiyou......”
shengyinjiaranerzhi，danneiweijinzhiyi，luyaoyaoyongjiaozhitouxiangdounengmingbai。
吊唁？
没了娘？
luyaoyaonaozilidejiyisuipianxunsupincouqilai。
yuanzhudeqinniang，hubushilanglufeiyudezhengshifurenlinshi，santianqian“bingshi”le。
eryuanzhuyinweibeishangguodu，yegenzhe“bingdao”，yimingwuhu，ranhoubianyileta。
ergangcaishuohuade，shitadielufeiyudechongqie，liuyiniang。
zheiweiliuyiniang，pingrilizailushilangmianqianneishirouqingsishui、xiaoniaoyiren，beidiliduiyuanzhumunvkemeishaoshibanzi。
luyaoyaoshenzhicongyuanzhumohudejiyilibuzhuodaoyixieliuyinianghelushilangzaiyuexiahuaqian“tanxin”，eryuanzhuniangqinzaigebibingtashangkesoudepianduan......ze，guiquanzhenluan。
suoyi，tazheishigangchuanguolai，jiumianlinqinnianggangsi，jimu（yubeiyi）hushidandan，zijihaishigebingyangzi，waijiayigebuzenmekaopudedie？
luyaoyao：“......”
zheikaiju，diyunandudoumeizheimecijiba！
“shui......shui......”
luyaoyaoyazhesangzi，jiannandituchulianggezi。
zaibuhekoushui，tahuaiyizijijiuyaochengweishishangdiyigekesidechuanyuezhele。
chunxilianmangyingsheng，duanguoyibeiwenshui，xiaoxinyiyidiyongxiaoyinchiweita。
qingshuizirunleganliedehoulong，luyaoyaoganjueshaoweihuifuleyidianliqi。
她开始打量四周。
zheifangjianbuzhideguseguxiang，jiajujieshishanghaodezitanmu，kongqizhongchuleyaoweihexunxiangwei，haiyouyigudandandemeiwei，sihuhenjiumeiyouhaohaotongguofengle。
yuanzhuzheishenti，queshishiruobujinfeng。
shaoweidongdanyixia，jiujuedexiongkoufamen，qichuanyuyu。
luyaoyaoneixintanlekouqi。
chuanyuedashenshibushiduitayoushenmewujie？
bierenchuanyuebushigongzhujiushiwangfei，zaibujiyeshigeshenhuaijuejidejianghuxianv。
tadaohao，kaijubingruobuffdieman，haifuzengyigezhengzaijinxingde“zangli”。
suiranbushitade，danqifenyechabuduole。
zheifuqijiniyaobuyaoa？！
jiuzailuyaoyaosikaozheruhezaizheigeduitajidubuyouhaodeshijiehuoxiaqushi，yizhenxiangfengxilai，zhulianhuangdong，liuyiniangniuzheshuisheyaozoulejinlai。
tajinrichuanleyishensubaideyiqun，toushangzanzhejiduobaiyuxiaohua，lianshangweishizhifen，quegengxiandechuchukelian。
neishuangyingyingshuimouzhong，daizheqiadaohaochude“aiqi”。
yandishenchu，quezangzheyisibuyichajuededeyiyushenshi。
“aiya，yaoyaokesuanshixingguolaile？zhenshilaotianbaoyou！meirangnimuqinzaihuangquanlushangzoudetaigudan。”
liuyiniangdeshengyinroudenengqiachushuilai，shuochudehuaqueeduderangluyaoyaoxiangdangchangjitayigedazuibazi。
这是盼着她死呢！
luyaoyaoxuruodikanzheta，nuliqiandongzuijiao，xiangyaojichuyigexiaorong。
taxianzaimeiliqigenzheigenvrendouzui。
xinliquemomotucao：woxiexienia，zheime“panzhe”wohao！
tashenxiyikouqi，yongjinquanshenliqi，jichuyigebikuhainankandexiaorong，yanshenzhongnulibiaoxianchu“zhencheng”。
ta“zhenxinshiyi”di“zhufu”dao：“yiniangshuodeshi，muqinzaitianyouling，yidinghuibaoyou......baoyouyiniangnin，zaori......shentikangjian，furudonghai，qingchunyongzhu，yuehuoyuenianqing！”
tayikouqibanengxiangdaodehaocidouyongshangle。
不就是说好话吗？
谁不会啊！
tajiushiyaoyongmofadabaimofa，yongzhufukezhiedu！
话音刚落。
jiuting“aiyo——！”yishengcanjiao。
liuyiniangjiaoxiayigebuwen，xiangshibeishenmedongxibanleyixia。
tazhenggerenzhizhichaozhechuangweineizhiranzheniaoniaoqingyandetongzhichilongwenruishouxiangluzaileguoqu！
neixiangluli，kehairanzhetanhuoni！
“姨娘！”
pangbiandeyahuanpozimenjinghuchusheng，shoumangjiaoluandixiangqufu。
可哪里还来得及！
liuyiniangyitouzhuangzaixianglubianyuan，ejiaodunshijianlehong。
gengcandeshi，taneijingxinshulidefajisanledaban，jilvtoufabupianbuyidiluojinlexiangluli，shunjianbeitanhuoliaozhe，“zila”yisheng，maoqiyigujiaochouwei。
“啊！我的头发！”
liuyiniangjianjiaozhe，yegubudeetoudetengtong，shoumangjiaoluandiqupaidatoushangdehuoxing。
yishijian，fangneijifeigoutiao。
陆夭夭：“？？？”
tamudengkoudaidikanzheyanqianzheihunluandeyimu。
dengdeng，zheijubenbuduia！
她说的是祝福啊！
zhufuliuyiniangshentikangjian，furudonghai，qingchunyongzhu！
zenme......zenmejiutoupoxueliu，haishaoletoufa？
nandaoshitazhufudezishibudui？
haishishuo，yuanzhuzheishentizidaishenmeqiguaidebeidongjineng？
biru......fanxiangyanling？
xiangdaozheili，luyaoyaoxintoumengdiyitiao。
不会吧？
这么玄幻的吗？